Chapter 33: Diarrhea in the Army
"Hahahaha!" Li Ming laughed out loud when he heard this, "Yuan Shu is very calculating, but he forgot that I know how to heal, and how can he conclude that Hua Xiong will be fooled?" ”
"That's the crux of the matter!" Guo Jia said slowly, "Yuan Shu doesn't need Hua Xiong to really attack!" As long as there is a 'Huaxiong Division' to fight! Besides, once there is chaos on our side, Huaxiong will miss this opportunity?! ”
"Yuan Shu is so despicable!" Dian Jie immediately complained.
"Shall we do the calculations? Maybe you can pit Huaxiong! Li Ming looked at Guo Jia.
"The letter for help has not been sent yet, and even if we plan to lay down the Bishui Pass, it will only be carried out according to the original plan. Leaving aside the issue of the letter for help, what is the responsibility of the pioneer? There has never been a pioneer who has gone deep alone, the path from the sour date to the Bishui Pass has been unblocked, and at the same time, the large army has come to converge, which is our duty! Xi Zhicai shook his head.
"So what to do?" Dian Jie looked at Xi Zhicai and Guo Jia, "The three military advisors should give me some ideas!" ”
"Zijun (Dian Jie table word)! Don't you see the three military advisors thinking? Li Ming scolded with a smile, and the latter immediately shut up.
"Lord, it may not be necessary to plan the plan, but it's not good to cheapen Yuan Shu!" Guo Jia said with a smile.
"What's the trick of Bonghyo?" Li Ming immediately asked.
"This plan is a bit indiscriminate, and it also needs the help of Wang Taishou and Xin Taishou, otherwise it will be difficult to do!" Guo Jia arched his hand and slowly said his thoughts.
"Is this to divide the inside of the Yuan Valve?" After Li Ming heard the plan, he immediately applauded.
"It may not be able to make Yuan Shao and Yuan Shu turn against each other, but it can disgust them!" Guo Jia said with a smile.
That night, a dark shadow entered the coalition camp directly, and several rolled into the king's tent. Wang Yu was sleeping, and when he heard a little movement, he immediately turned over, and the long sword was already in his hand, ready to be stabbed at any time.
"It's me, my own people!" Zhang Mo pulled back the mask, and the latter breathed a sigh of relief and put the long sword down.
"What happened to let you come over in such a secret?" Wang Yu is not stupid, he naturally knows that something is happening.
Zhang Mo immediately told what happened in the barracks today, and at the same time took out two packets of medicinal powder and handed them to Wang Yu. After explaining the characteristics of these two packets of medicinal powder, he said slowly: "I will go to the camp in Xinbi later, I can't stay here for a long time, this matter is best done tomorrow!" ”
"It's easy to say, we're going to suffer for this plan!" Wang Yu complained directly.
"The lord has already taken it into account, there is also a bottle of solid Pei Yuan San here as compensation!" Zhang Mo took out a porcelain vase in his arms, "As for those soldiers, let's embarrass them a little!" Anyway, this thing is configured by the lord himself, although he will have diarrhea after eating it, he will definitely recover after two days, and as for the other princes, it is a real laxative! ”
"Let's detox!" Wang Yu was helpless, and complained in his heart about how Li Ming could develop these strange drugs.
In fact, Li Ming was also wronged, this drug was discovered by accident when he tried to prepare the drug that is easy to cut the marrow. After all, he used to see those who said that the marrow of Yi Jin should eliminate the toxins in the body, so it either came out of the pores, or it was a big diarrhea. As a result, this drug was formulated in a daze, and the function of easy tendon and marrow cutting is not there, but it can help discharge the toxins accumulated in the body and make the body healthier.
Not long after, Zhang Mo slipped to Xinbi's side again, but this time it startled Xinbi, fortunately it did not cause any riots, and at the critical moment, Zhang Mo covered Xinbi's mouth so that things did not deteriorate.
Li Ming's orders were explained, and at the same time, he also sent medicine and powder. Xin Bi knew that Li Ming knew how to heal, but he didn't expect to develop this kind of strange medicinal powder, and finally agreed.
The next day, Yuan Shu sent food to everyone in the army according to the rules, but he didn't want Wang Yu to come to visit and invited him to reminisce. Yuan Shu couldn't shirk it, so he ordered Yang Hong and Yan Xing to deal with the matter of distributing grain, but he didn't want Xin Bi to come over again and sprinkle on the problem that the quality of the grain sent today was different from others.
In the end, it attracted a lot of onlookers, but they didn't want Bai Xin and Zhang He to secretly sprinkle medicine in the grain and grass, and even stirred it up. The potion was originally white, but when stirred and mixed into the grain, it was of no color at all. Seeing this, the two of them also breathed a sigh of relief, which was the best, so as not to show their feet.
On the same day, Li Ming's letter for help was also returned to Yuan Shao's hands, not only reporting the news that the front line had been unblocked, but also directly complaining to Yuan Shao:
There was a large-scale diarrhea among the soldiers in Li's army, and more than sixty percent of the soldiers had lost their combat effectiveness. There was no such symptom before, but it was only after eating the military rations sent by Yuan Shu that the problem occurred. Li wanted to ask the alliance leader, at such a critical moment, as a friendly soldier, he was still stabbing in the back, how should this be settled?
"What do you think?" Yuan Shao looked at Cao Cao, and of course there were mainly several other princes of the alliance.
"Li Ming's requirements for hygiene are very strict, and a medical battalion has been set up in the army, so I am afraid that it is not the plague or the water and soil. And since the problem only happened after eating, then maybe it is just like the letter! Cao Cao commented.
"Can Li Ming and Hua Xiong go to war?" Yuan Shao looked at Xu You.
"According to the report from the front, Li Ming has already had preliminary contact with Huaxiong, and the fighting generals drew Huaxiong, and then almost killed Hao Meng, the former general of the Bingzhou Army, and finally killed and injured hundreds of enemy troops, which is also a small gain!" Xu You immediately got up and reported.
"That shouldn't be a shirk!" Yuan Shao nodded.
At this time, Bao Xin and Qiao Mao walked in, and it seemed that the situation was very unpleasant. They came to Yuan Shao, blushed and said, "Alliance leader, after we ate today, most of the soldiers suddenly started to have diarrhea...... Eh...... No more! Alliance leader, we must thoroughly investigate...... No, no......"
I only heard the two of them constantly "poof" fart, and finally ran out with their butts covered, but it seemed that there was a "crackling" sound not far from the tent, which made people feel nauseous.
"Mengde, it's not good!" Xiahoudun also entered the camp tent, "Many soldiers in the army suddenly had diarrhea, and I came back from my inspection of the barracks, but except for the soldiers who went on patrol with me, everyone else had diarrhea!" ”
"What the hell is going on?" Yuan Shao and Cao Cao immediately stood up.
In today's barracks, the smell of excrement is everywhere, and even the ground is full of excrement. Many of the soldiers barely got up, just because they didn't stop for a few seconds and immediately felt like they were going to defecate again.
Many generals have even collapsed, but unfortunately their stomachs are still so unlucky.
"Yuan Shu, you have to give me an explanation!" Yuan Shao ran directly to Yuan Shu's tent.
"It's none of my business, I'm pulling too!" Yuan Shu had a pained expression, squatting on the gong bucket and wailing.