Chapter Ninety-Nine: Crash

After more than half a year of running-in, the political system I have established is basically perfect. The country is also functioning normally.

So I wanted to be lazy, and I slipped away. I'm going to go to Shanxi to find the old fox.

I now hug before I go out, and the stars hold the moon. Hell, I'm used to this aura.

"Dalong, take me to Tai Academy. Lao Tzu is going to inspect. ”

Zhang Dalong immediately greeted him with a smile: "Marshal, what are we going to see in Tai Academy?"

"What to see, to investigate. Look at what is needed there, you have to know Dalong, we must be most concerned about education right now. to be enlightened and wise. ”

Zhang Dalong smiled: "Marshal, you want to go and see the slender girl."

I was caught in the heart by him, and I was a little cramped. I quibbled, "Well, of course not."

I hadn't seen her in months, and of course I missed her, very, very much.

The carriage had already been prepared at the door, and the steam car that the old fox had given me was thrown into the yard by me.

Curiosity prompted me to have Dalong light the steam engine with charcoal.

"Dalong, let the carriage at the door get out. Lao Tzu is going to drive this thing to Tai Academy today. ”

Zhang Dalong looked at me like a fool, and if he didn't sit in a comfortable carriage, he had to ride this broken iron lump.

He went out unhappily and beckoned the carriage to go.

I now have a carriage, my own grooms, and my servants, and that's the right.

Steam engine car, clumsy and slow. Zhang Dalong came over and set it on fire. The charcoal was burning, the steam was burning, and the engine made an unpleasant thud.

The worst thing is that this thing doesn't have cushioned tires. Driving a deflated car, you are falling apart.

I can't imagine how the old fox drove it.

It's a sin to do this, and it's hard for you to be bumpy.

Zhang Dalong was not happy at first: "Generalissimo, what do you say you are doing?" If you don't sit in a good carriage, you have to be this iron lump. The bumps killed me. ”

I laughed, "That's it, bear with it." You didn't see everyone on the road looking at us. ”

That's right, it's extremely difficult to drive. Rampage, passers-by have avoided it. People are not only curious, but also afraid. I'm afraid I'll accidentally bump into it.

"I can't take it anymore!" Zhang Dalong threw the shovel, he wanted to slip.

"If you dare to get out of the car, military law will deal with it." I scared him.

Dalong had no choice but to pick up the shovel again and fill the stove with charcoal. The smoke is blazing, and it is rolling neatly.

I drove this steam engine, rushing left and right. The devil knows how long it took. It took so long that my arm was sore, and finally we quickly arrived at the gate of Tai Academy.

The reason why I don't ride in the carriage is because I have the same heart as the old fox. To paraphrase the monkey, we all want to pretend to be calves.

I drove the car and it shook the sky. Steaming hot and black smoke. I came to the gate of the Tai Academy.

What's worse is that there is a big willow tree in the Tai Academy, and what is doubly bad is the old fox's broken car brakes or steering wheel. None of them work very well.

Zhang Dalong and I suddenly bumped directly into the willow tree.

"Marshal, stop, stop, stop......" Zhang Dalong's face changed greatly.

I fiddled with the steering wheel and brakes. The speed of the car has finally slowed down, but it has already slid forward by inertia.

"Bang!" With a bang, the front of the car hit the big willow tree. The car stalled. And I, headfirst hit the steering wheel and passed out.

When I woke up, I heard a noise in my ears. I opened my eyes and I was still in the car. The difference is that there is a large group of students around.

Ye Xianxian looked at me with a cold face, and my heart trembled. I felt my scalp sticky, wiped it with my hands, and my face was covered in blood.

A student had already sent me a towel, so I wiped it.

Carefully open the door and get out of the car.

The students are observant, and they want to save face for me. So the birds and beasts scattered, and Zhang Dalong stood stupidly in place. He was unscathed.

I kicked him in the ass: "Fuck off."

Zhang Laolong woke up at this time, he threw away the shovel in his hand and fled.

Xian Xian looked at me without saying a word, and I felt furious in my heart.

This woman is so powerful, I just discovered a truth. When they are in love, girls are as docile as sheep, and after falling in love, they are all queens.

I smiled embarrassedly, "Hey, that." The carriage happened to be out of place today, so I drove it. ”

Others are very easy to coax, such as the likes of the Great Dragon. But Xian Xian is smart, and it would be a fantasy to fool her.

"You only have one carriage?" Ye Xianxian said coldly: "As far as I know, there are not ten carriages in your generalissimo's house, but there are always seven or eight."

I smiled embarrassedly, like a child who had done something wrong.

"Brother Xiao Ming, when will you grow up? Do you think it's fun to drive this thing? You know how busy I am every day, how can I have time to watch you do these things. ”

I was a little disappointed, I happily came to see her, but I didn't expect this to be the result.

Xian Xian also felt that what she said was a little serious, so her tone became gentle again.

"Brother Xiao Ming, I know. You miss me, and so do I. I think about you every day, but I'm busy, I'm busy. I didn't have the time to drink saliva, and I rotated all day long. I only have a few minutes to sleep at night, but I just take up the pillow. But we chose this path, and if we want to change the world, we have to make sacrifices. ”

I'm ashamed, not because of the number of slenders. I'm ashamed that Slim is busier than me, but she misses me every day. I'm busy, too, but frankly, I don't think much of her.

Because I know that I will take care of myself, but I really don't think much about her. It's not that I don't want to, but when I'm idle, I'm busy gambling with Dalong and them.

"Well, you're right. I was wrong, next time I don't drive and I don't ride in a horse-drawn carriage. I came to you on horseback. ”

Xian Xian finally smiled: "Look at the blood on your face, it doesn't hurt."

It's not very painful, but in front of Xian Xian, I pretended to be like killing a pig: "Oops, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts."

Xian Xian immediately cared: "Let's go, go back first." Go to my house and I'll bandage you. ”

By the time she and I came out of her room, I was dressed as an Indian Asan.

I had a white cloth wrapped around my head, and I was shamefully holding my slender hand. Slender struggled for a moment, then let me pull it.

Slender took this time out to walk with me. As we walked in the courtyard of Tai College, from time to time a few students who didn't know how to lift came over and asked them questions in their hearts.

"Teacher Xian Xian, I haven't figured out what you mean by this positive and negative electrode."

Slim wanted to explain, but I stopped her. yelled at the student, "Get out of ......"

Then the student immediately fled.

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