Chapter 54: Women Are Troubles
Li Yu ignored Yang Yi, turned to Liu Wenzheng and said, "Hurry up and call Li Yan out, I have to ask him if I am qualified to enter!" ”
Liu Wenzheng didn't move when he heard this, but Yang Yi on the side said: "Miss Li is serious, what kind of thing is Li Yan??" Where is the right to judge his sister? ”
"Hmph... Aren't you and my big brother the same way? Li Yu scoffed.
Yang Yi smiled: "No, I am a highly respected person!" ”
"You?"
Yang Yi snapped his fingers: "Of course, follow me." ”
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When Li Yu followed Yang Yi into the embroidery village, and the old-fashioned Confucian at the door did not stop him, the smart Li Yu seemed to understand something.
"What do you have to do with this embroidery shop?" Li Yu looked at Yang Yi suspiciously.
It's a boring thing to walk with smart people, and Yang Yi, who originally wanted to pretend to be a good wave, was quickly recognized by Li Yu.
Yang Yi tried not to be too embarrassed and said, "No, it's not a penny!" ”
The coffee is very stubborn, and he never wants to come out since he arrived in Li Yu's arms, and even grinned at Yang Yi who reached out to hug him back, as if he was extremely tired of Yang Yi wanting to pull himself out of the gentle township.
And Li Yu, who didn't know it, didn't have the slightest patience for coffee, and gently helped it run its hair.
"You wrote the poem "Shepherd Boy" on my brother's school floor, right?" Li Yu didn't raise his head.
Yang Yi shook his head and said, "How come, it was written by your brother!" ”
"Hmph, I don't know how many pounds and taels my brother has? At most, you will memorize what Guozi has learned. "This is the truth, what will be punished for copying at both ends in three days, don't say Li Yan, Yang Yi, who entered Guozi late, can recite it backwards.
Li Yu looked up at Yang Yi and continued to ask, "The matter of the destruction of the fierce Di people also has something to do with you?" ”
"You're out of sight." Yang Yi said with a smile, and simply didn't explain much, this girl is too smart, or she can't hide these things from the discerning people at all.
Li Yu looked Yang Yi up and down curiously, and muttered, "I think the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty have taken you away." ”
A person who is full of ghost ideas and can spread all over the imperial capital by writing two poems casually, Li Yuzhen doesn't know where the rumors that Yang Yi is a fool came from in the court for so many years.
After thinking about it, Li Yu said again: "I don't want to know why you have been pretending to be sick for so many years, but can you tell me why you suddenly showed your edge?" If you are so reckless in the current situation between the DPRK and China, you will invite a lot of trouble. ”
Yang Yi didn't know what she meant by saying these words to herself, but she wanted to point at Li Yu's nose and scold: "It's not that you hit Lao Tzu with a random car on the street that caused so much trouble!" ”
But naturally he didn't dare to say this, and Yang Yi didn't want to talk about politics with a woman, so he smiled: "I'm not pretending to be stupid, everyone is soking up and I'm just drunk." ”
"Everyone is awake and I'm drunk alone? I don't see that you are such a shameless person with such a high level. Li Yu scoffed.
"Hey, can you please don't call me a shameless? I'm a prince after all! ”
"There is no conflict between the prince and the shameless." Li Yu said with a smile.
Yang Yi was very frustrated, because he found that he was completely eaten by Li Yu, women are sometimes unreasonable, obviously every time Li Yu is looking for trouble for himself, but he bites himself in turn, and there is no room for refutation.
The opening ceremony of "China Embroidery" Yang Yi basically copied the modern model.
The first is to cut the ribbon, a long red silk ribbon, tied with several knots in the middle, Gu Changlian, Qiu Dian and other respectable old masters were invited to go up to cut the ribbon, a pair of scissors went down, and the firecrackers rang out in unison, so lively.
The guest speech was of course Gu Changlian, the head of the former dynasty, for the master of the literati world, a sprinkling congratulatory message was just a matter between the stroke of the pen, and Li Yan also respectfully asked the old man to inscribe the words for the embroidery village.
Finally, everyone likes the cocktail party, in the sound of elegant silk and bamboo musical instruments, the guests present hold Qingjue wine glasses, eat buffets, and talk about poetry and words in the elegant embroidery village, which has a unique flavor.
Everyone was delighted or curious about such a peculiar opening ceremony, but Yang Yi, the initiator, had no interest in this kind of commercial drinking party, and after learning the news from Li Yan that many people wanted to see him, he secretly hid in the back kitchen to eat noodles alone.
"Male... Childe, can the slave find you something to eat again? "The maid Xiao Wudao, he is the best of the prostitutes bought back from Chunxiangyuan, and Li Yan specially sent her to serve Yang Yi.
Yang Yi held a bowl of beef whistle noodles, squatted on the bench like a macaque, sucked the soup and oil he ate and said very casually: "Huh? No, no, no! Eating beef noodles and eating others will hurt the taste. ”
Saying that, he raised his palm and rubbed his oily mouth twice, and said vaguely: "What, also, you don't want any slave, I'm not a slave owner, I remember that day in Chunxiangyuan, you said your name was Xiao Wu, right?" ”
As soon as Chunxiangyuan was mentioned, Xiao Wu nodded and didn't speak, but Li Yu, who was holding coffee opposite, scolded: "Shameless! He turned his head to Xiao Wu and said, "Sister, don't pay attention to this kind of person." ”
Yang Yi said to Li Yu angrily: "Hey, I said why are you everywhere!" Why don't you go to the lobby for a cocktail party, why are you following me? ”
Li Yu snorted: "If I don't come in and watch, maybe you want to do something to other people's little sisters!" ”
"Snake spirit disease..."Yang Yi continued to bury his head in eating noodles.
Li Yu didn't pay attention to him, turned his head to Xiao Wu and said, "Your name is Xiao Wu, right?" ”
"Miss Hui, yes." Xiao Wu nodded.
"This cat hasn't eaten in a long time, can you get it something to eat?" Li Yu asked.
Xiao Wu nodded, and found a piece of meat and a handful of melon seeds from the cabinet, Li Yu was puzzled: "It still eats melon seeds?" ”
"Well, that's what coffee likes."
Li Yu glanced at Yang Yi and scolded: "It's really a strange person raising a strange cat." ”
Yang Yi put the chopsticks down and said angrily: "Then you hurry up and return my strange cat to me, this weird man!" ”
Li Yuquan didn't hear it, and turned to Xiao Wu again: "You said it's called coffee?" What's the name of this...."
"Yes, it's called coffee, and it's our five masters here."
"Five masters? These gentlemen actually let you treat the cat as the owner? ”
"No, Childe, they are all very good to us, and the coffee is also very obedient, once...."
No matter what era, once two women find a common topic, it is a terrible thing, they can't stop at all, from cats chatting to eating, chatting about clothing, Yang Yi wanted to interrupt them several times, but he couldn't find a place to interject at all, so he had to squat on the side and knock melon seeds boringly.
Looking at the coffee that was comfortably exchanging back and forth in the arms of the two women, Yang Yi scolded in a low voice: "Sooner or later, you will have to die in Gentle Township!" ”
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