He Ruoxi also took off the coat in the room and hung it up, revealing the pale pink placket silk short jacket that was used for the performance. She is not yet old, and the upper body of the cheongsam will look too deliberately old, and this satin short dress makes her look as lovely as a little jasper. When he opened the door and saw that Qian Dingzhang was waiting in front of the door, he said softly, "Let's go on stage." One after the other, they walked through the auditorium and walked onto the stage.

sat down on the desk, and there was a hall next to him who shouted "open the book", and after shouting three times in a row, the huge bookstore was silent.

Qian He and the others were very nervous when they were offstage, and after they really took the stage, their hearts were clear, and the two glanced at each other. Qian Dingzhang said, "Ladies and gentlemen, today is the first time for the two of us to fight together, if there are any deficiencies, please give me advice, don't talk about it, please listen to a piece of "Catch White" first"

"Catching White" is about the county official issuing a sign to order the officials to arrest the white lady and Xiaoqing to the yamen to try the case, after the peerless Shuangshu walked on the street, because all kinds of shop guys were busy looking at beauties, so all kinds of jokes were introduced, and there was not a word in the whole article to describe the appearance of the two, and it all relied on a large description of the shopkeeper's hurry to guide the audience to imagine the two of Bai and Qing/snake? 's beauty, during which even the rap is full of fun.

"Bai Niangniang took Xiaoqing, just passed by along the way, and all kinds of shops have no mind to do business," Qian Dingzhang said

"Why" He Ruoxi asked

Qian Dingzhang dragged out a long tone and said, "Look, look at the beauty"

The aftersound of the word "ah" has not yet dissipated, He Ruoxi immediately waved the strings with his hand and played the door, and Qian Dingzhang also plucked the three strings and sang,

"Passing by in front of the butcher shop, the butcher shop guy is often acquainted, and the soul of the beautiful woman who sees it flies out?"

"Boss, buy four pennies plate oil, go back and boil lard" He Ruoxi learned that customers want to buy meat

"One knife down to send off two catties of front sandwich"

At this time, there was a slight laughter from the audience

"Passing by in front of the tailor shop, the owner of the tailor shop is from Ningbo, and the soul of the beautiful woman is flying" sang here, Qian Dingzhang said in white mouth, "The tailor master is making a pair of pants for people", and then there was a string and singing "Xi Suo Xiso, there is a pipa collar in the crotch"

"Passing by in front of the coffin shop, the guys in the coffin shop are from Suzhou, and the beauties are flying out?"

"Man, I want 4 small nails, go home and knock them on the wall to hang paintings" He Ruoxi learned to buy nails again

"Send out 6 children and grandchildren nails" Qian Dingzhang sang this sentence and put on a sad face and said to himself: "Are the children and grandchildren nailed coffins, who will buy a coffin and put it at home?" It's just a coffin at home, but it's not easy to find a coffin" (descendants nail, an extra-large nail used to nail the coffin lid in ancient times)

"Boom" The audience burst into laughter, which is what it should mean, Qian He and the others made up their minds a little and continued to sing.

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"Passing by in front of the teahouse shop, the guy in the teahouse shop, Wuxi people, the beautiful woman who saw it, the soul flew out?"

"Cousin, make tea" He Ruoxi urged the tea guest again

"Okay, pick up the diao and pour it on the person's head and neck, oops, you're my bedbug."

Seeing that everyone in the audience was leaning forward and back, Qian Dingzhang was overjoyed, his cannon was hit, but in order to have a better effect, he decided to add another fire and put a gimmick.

The gimmick is the laughing point, and the northern cross talk world is called baggage or. If this is a gimmick that originally existed in the book, for example, the mistake made by the guys in the lyrics just now because they looked at the beauty is called "meat gimmick", and there is a gimmick that the actor temporarily added according to the scene is called "external flower arrangement", and the "external flower arrangement" that Qian Dingzhang wants to talk about is still to make fun of Lu Zuixian and He Ruoxi, similar to the "hanging" in cross talk.

"Ladies and gentlemen, after listening to the boy's singing, although I am laughing, I know in my heart that you are giving us face", hearing the actors on the stage say this, the listeners knew that the "flower arrangement" was coming, and they all smiled and listened carefully.

"Why, the White Lady and Xiaoqing are born Peugeot, but you must think that your little guy sings so lively, and I haven't seen it, it's singing and deceiving people casually." Qian Dingzhang said with a serious expression. The audience was quieter, and He Ruoxi next to him didn't know what he wanted in the gourd, so he just put the pipa in his hand upside down on the bookcase and looked at him with wide eyes.

"Actually, it's not right, boy, although I'm young, but I've seen beauties like the White Lady and Xiaoqing, not only have I seen it, but you've also seen it with old listeners" Qian Dingzhang swore that the curiosity of the audience was aroused.

I couldn't help shouting, "Little gentleman, don't sell Guanzi, I haven't seen it"

Qian Dingzhang smiled, "That's because you have eyes and don't know gold and jade, you see, Xiaoqing is here" said as he said the three fingers of his right hand, put away his index finger and middle finger and pointed at He Ruoxi.

"Ah" The latter didn't expect that this external flower was inserted on his head, and he didn't catch the burden thrown for a while, so he cried out in surprise.

Not being able to catch the word is a taboo in the industry, but she is still young and beautiful, and after being shocked, she immediately understood that this was a big compliment to herself.

The audience also felt pleasing to the eye when they saw her innocent and lovely appearance, and they laughed happily when they felt pity.

After He Ruoxi was suddenly attacked, she glared at Qian Dingzhang hatefully, meaning that the burden you have shaken off is something you have shaken off, you should quickly take it away yourself, I have no choice here.

Qian Dingzhang pretended to be serious and said to the audience, "Ah, it seems that some of you don't agree, I'll tell you, now Xiaoqing is easy to talk to, at most her face is red, and when the white lady comes to the stage and sees you like this, her temper will rise, but she wants to be full of water" This white lady naturally refers to the drunken fairy.

Everyone thought that this pair of masters and apprentices was close to stunning in terms of appearance, and it was appropriate to say that they were white and green snakes, and the laughter was everywhere.

Qian Dingzhang saw that everyone was almost laughing, and when he saw He Ruoxi still staring at him, he looked angry, and urged his heart to think together, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, if you laugh again, this Xiaoqing will use the pipa to turn me into a male and female double sword, and I will be stabbed three times and six holes, so that I can't sing songs."

He Ruoxi was embarrassed when she heard this, she couldn't look at this hateful master, and she didn't dare to look at the audience, so she had to look down at her feet. Someone in the audience shouted, "Little sir, hurry up and go bald, you are Monk Fahai, take this Xiaoqing well, you are the right age"

Someone retorted "Fahai accepts the White Lady, this little gentleman is not mana enough"

"What are you afraid of, isn't there a big gentleman in the little gentleman's family, when the big gentleman's condition improves, he will personally take the stage and take away the white lady, this father and son each receive a beautiful story is a good story."

For a while, the commotion lifted the roof of the teahouse.