Chapter 14 The mouth is the most slippery
Fan Li stood at the bow of the boat and looked at the shore, and saw that there was indeed a big difference in the number of people, and his face suddenly showed a clear expression. was about to pat on the 'Gou Jian' a few sycophants, but suddenly thought of something, wrinkled his brows and groaned for a while, and then asked in a low voice with a look of embarrassment:
"King, both sides of the strait are enemies, how can this be good! It is difficult to consume energy in the river without walking. ”
Jiang Bangyan shook his head slightly: "No! Since they want to slip their legs, let them slip. Then he carefully observed the tired crowd opposite, and the corners of his mouth inadvertently showed a sinister smile: "Yaya's fight with me, today I have to let him know what it means to be fat and thin, thin to be sick, and sick to death." He waved his hand at the fisherman: "Follow the river to pick the place you are familiar with, anyway, there is no road before and after, and the two sides are not connected, so simply play with them." ”
The king of his own house opened his mouth, and the fisherman naturally would not be stubborn, and he would leave if he flew to the southwest. Seeing this, Fan Li hurriedly hugged his head and said: "King, it will be in the northeast, go to the southwest, I'm afraid it will go farther and farther!" ”
"What are you afraid of!" Jiang Bang glanced at Fan Li, and waved his arm vigorously: "This is the world of my Yue country, wherever I go, where I go, where is home!" Wu Zixu is arrogant, and he dares to go deep into the border after leading a hundred and ten people, if he doesn't give him some color, Lao Tzu will not be mixed up in the future. ”
After that, he put his hand to his mouth and shouted at the other side: "Wu Zixu, your uncle." Dare to shoot two arrows in a row, see how the master cleans you up. If you know each other, get out of here, if not, I won't be able to pick it off unless I stick your breath to the wall. ”
When Jiang Bangyan and Fan Li were torn apart, Wu Zixu had been lying there resting, and he was just a little comfortable, and he was scolded by 'Gou Jian', and the extinguished flame burned again.
Ignoring his tired body, he struggled to get up from the ground, stretched out his hand and took out the copper whip, and pointed at the 'Goujian' void: "What a husband, he actually insulted the old man and elders, and he really me off." Today is either you die or I die, but I want to see if you are my whip ghost, or if I am glued to the wall by your call! ”
As he spoke, he staggered to the war horse, took a deep breath, gritted his teeth and climbed onto the war horse, pulled the reins of the horse violently, and the word 'chase' broke out from between his teeth, slapped the horse's ass viciously, and chased along the river. When the guests saw that the main house moved, they naturally did not stand aside to watch the excitement, so they turned over and followed the horse.
Jiang Bang saw that Wu Zixu really hit the plan, and he couldn't help but feel a burst of ecstasy in his heart, and he refused to stop for a moment, pulling his neck and continuing to scold: "What's wrong with scolding you, you are an old and immodest one, you peeked at a woman taking a bath at the age of three, and forced ..... at the age of four" He jumped to his feet and recited Zhou Dada's words of scolding and worshipping in one go, and used them all on Wu Zixu's body word for word.
Wu Zixu was already angry, and he had already entered the rhythm of rampage, where could he stand such an insult from 'Gou Jian'. I wanted to open my mouth to scold a few words, but I was suffering from the severe bumps on the horse, and it was difficult to speak because of the shortness of breath.
If you want to ignore him, if the mouth of 'Gou Jian' has divine help, and he chases a step by himself, he will scold. Not only the chatter of scolding, but also the words are endless, the upright old man Wu is blinded by fire, and there is only one word left in his mouth.
Seeing that Old Man Wu was so angry that he lost his mind, sitting on the horse and swaying vigorously, Jiang Bangyan seemed to see the banner of victory waving at him. With the consciousness that it is appropriate to chase after the poor, and with the attitude that the angry person will not pay for his life, Jiang Bangyan took a sharp breath of air and howled at Old Man Wu:
"Wu Zixu, do you remember the Huansha girl back then?"
Wu Zixu has always been full of guilt for the death of Huansha Girl, which is a pain that can never be erased in his heart, and it is also the softest piece of meat in his heart. Now that he is mentioned by 'Gou Jian', the old man is angry, but he can't help but feel sad, and his speed involuntarily slows down.
Seeing that Old Man Wu had slowed down, Jiang Bang knew that his words had an effect, and he was happy in his heart, so he suddenly raised his voice eight times, and scolded Wu Zixu angrily:
"You shameless old thing! Back then, you were chased and killed by the Chu State, panicked like a lost dog, anxious like a fish that slipped through the net, sleepy and starving, screaming and wailing, and begging along the streets. Seeing that you are pitiful, the Huansha girl gives you a full meal, but you don't want to repay the favor, but because you are afraid of leaking your whereabouts, you will kill her first, tie up a stone and throw it into the river, you you are ungrateful, and you are shameless; If you are unfaithful and unrighteous, you will not die a good death. ”
"Gou Jian, I'll join your grandma!" Wu Zixu never expected that 'Gou Jian' would be undisciplined to this point, and he actually used his benefactor 'Huansha Girl' to arrange himself, and he was angry at that time, and he burst into foul language, pulled the reins of the war horse, retracted his buttocks, and raised his body half a foot hard, and angrily defended: "When did you have half a rude to her, you and you are innocent, so you can't die well." No, your whole family will not die well. ”
The people of the Gou Jian family died, Jiang Bangyan didn't care at all. Seeing that Old Man Wu was aroused by the real fire, he stabilized his temperament, pressed his hand down, and said to the fisherman: "Stop, I'll talk to him again!" Then he glanced at the old man Wu, who was roaring on his horse, and smiled with a 'hehe' smile: "Are you sure you didn't do anything rude?" ”
Seeing that 'Gou Jian' suddenly changed his temperament, Wu Zixu felt a little confused, but his head involuntarily went down a little, and he raised two fingers and pointed at the sky: "I, Wu Zixu, swear to the sky, I have never done anything to the Huansha girl!" If there is a lie, the sky will thunder and thunder, and it will not be good to die. ”
Jiang Bang's eyes and mouth twitched, and an extremely disdainful word 'Qi' came out from between his teeth: "The sky is thundering, you lie to the ghost!" I also said that I didn't feed you, if there is a lie that thunder strikes, you let it split me! You let him hack me! ”
"You!" Wu Zixu went crazy. He is also dozens of years old, and it can be said that he is well-informed and has read countless people. But I have never seen a sharp-toothed but fearless lord like 'Gou Jian'.
He raised his head with a tangled face, looked at the cloudless sky with no signs of thunder, and thought about the fact that he was forced to eat that, and suddenly felt: "What Gou Jian said is not unreasonable, the sky is thundering, it seems that it is really unreliable!" ’
Scratching his white head, I looked at 'Gou Jian' with a look on my face: "Then you say, how can you believe it?" ”
"It's easy!" Jiang Bangyan rubbed his nose, and threw an extremely provocative look at Wu Zixu triumphantly: "You take them to fish up the raccoon yarn girl and see if there are any stones on your body!" ”