Chapter 127: The Prince, the Cave House, and the Overlord Gun
Wang Xingxin took the eldest grandson Chong home, and Mrs. Qin took Wang Xingxin's aunts and bars, Da Niu's mother-in-law and others to greet him in front of the house.
Seeing Wang Xingxin dressed like this, and the eldest grandson Xiu sitting in the ox cart, they all looked at each other very puzzled.
But Da Niu and the aunt of the bar were wiping tears when they saw the clothes Wang Xingxin was wearing, and Mrs. Qin and the others asked the aunt of the bar to know what happened on the first day of Wang Xingxin's arrival in Datang that day.
With tears in his eyes, Liu Lao Er stepped forward and grabbed the ox cart and shouted, "I'm home!" ”
Wang Xingxin kicked away the carpet spread in front of the ox cart, pushed Changsun Xiu's little maid, picked up Changsun Xiu across the saddle, and went to worship with the brazier!
First, after worshipping the ancestors of heaven and earth, Wang Xingxin pressed Liu Lao Er on the chair and pulled the eldest grandson Xiu to kneel down and said, "Uncle, the new baby has kowtowed to you with her mother-in-law!" ”
Then I worshiped Qin Qiong and Cheng Yanjin and other uncles, and finally the husband and wife worshipped each other, and the bride cut a handful of the newlyweds' hair, braided them together and put them in a small box and handed them to Changsun Xiu, which is how to marry the couple, and then send Changsun Xiu into the cave room!
Wang Xingxin watched the eldest grandson Xiu enter the cave room and waved his hand to announce the wedding banquet, Qin Yong came to report, and the prince came with His Majesty's will and congratulatory gifts.
Wang Xingxin ordered someone to put down the incense case and knelt down to receive the holy decree brought by the little boy Li Chengqian to make him an earl, and was just about to greet Li Chengqian to drink a glass of wine, but this little kid smiled and said: "Lantian County Uncle, don't worry, what about the lonely cousin?" The Father still has a holy decree! ”
Li Er also has a holy decree, which is the holy decree of the eldest Sun Xiu as the wife of the fourth grade.
Wang Xingxin glared at Li Chengqian and said, "His Royal Highness the Prince, since Xiu'er is your cousin, and Uncle Ben is also your cousin-in-law, let your brother-in-law take this holy decree instead, your cousin has entered the cave room!" ”
After Li Chengqian agreed with a smile, he directly stuffed the holy decree into Wang Xingxin's arms and said: "I heard that Lantian County Bo has the best food in the Tang Dynasty, and you yourself are the genius of the Tang Dynasty. ”
Wang Xingxin listened to this little kid one by one, one by one, one by one Lantian county uncle, and looked around to see that those uncles had already sat down and started to drink, so he grabbed Li Chengqian and walked to a remote place, and then stretched out his hand and slapped him on the head.
"You... You.... Dare to fight lonely! What a guts! ”
"Lonely, lonely, you're big! Are you lonely? It's a good boldness, now Uncle Ben is your cousin-in-law, does your cousin-in-law know? I can't beat you up yet! ”
Li Chengqian was stunned......
"Lonely Prince! Even if you are Lone's cousin-in-law, you can't be so unreasonable to Lone! After you go back, you will tell your father that you will be disrespectful! ”
Wang Xingxin shook his head and looked at the twelve-year-old little kid, Li Chengqian looks very good, a little Zhengtai! Poor baby, you don't know what will happen to you in a few years, looking at Li Chengqian and Wang Xingxin, who are still very pure, are a little pitiful.......
"I also said lonely, I said the prince, we are relatives, no wonder you call lonely, do you know how to write the word "lonely"? ”
"Lonely, no, how can this prince not be able to write this word? A son and a melon are lonely! ”
"Clever, but you think the other way around."
"Melon seeds, melon seeds, melon seeds......"
The more he thought about it, the more wrong Li Chengqian looked at Wang Xingxin blankly and said, "What to do?" ”
"What's the explanation? A sucker! Melon seeds! Guawa, you call yourself lonely all day long, lonely, in fact, you mean that you are a melon seed, do you understand the meaning of melon skin? As soon as you call yourself lonely, it means that the melon seeds are falling, and the melon seeds are lonely! ”
Wang Xingxin's explanation, Li Chengqian, who was stunned, gave a deep salute and said: "Thank you cousin-in-law for solving the doubts of the prince, and the prince will no longer call himself lonely in the future!" It's just that those gentlemen are going to talk again. ”
"What do you say to those sour Confucian students, you are the crown prince, one person above ten thousand people! As long as you don't go out of line, they dare to beat you! ”
Looking at this poor baby, Wang Xingxin pulled him and said, "Forget it, originally your cousin-in-law and I wanted to set up a sign in front of the house to read: The prince is not allowed to enter!" But Uncle Ben looks at you pleasing to the eye, you can come here if you have nothing to do in the future, and my brother-in-law has to teach you well! Walk! Go to the banquet, tell your brother-in-law what you want to eat, it's a big deal, and your brother-in-law will make it for you by himself......"
After opening a banquet for Li Chengqian, the prince, Wang Xingxin no longer paid attention to the unlucky child, and went to toast with the wine jar that had been prepared a long time ago......
After the banquet, the drunken uncles and elders were helped to the guest room, as for Cheng Chumo and the other brothers to take care of him, these bastards are waiting to make trouble in the cave room, but it is destined to be a troubled cave room, because Wang Xingxin has already instructed Qin Yong to clean up the original firewood room, and the real cave room tonight is the firewood room where he lived on the first day he crossed over......
Wang Xingxin, who pretended to be drunk, sneaked out of the house, and when he came to the firewood room in the small courtyard, Wang Da, who had completed the transformation of the wine shop, led a group of generals to guard in secret.
Seeing that the uncle was coming, Wang Da quietly said to Wang Xingxin: "Don't worry, uncle, no one knows, the pepper and pepper and the maid brought by the lady are accompanying the lady." ”
"Excellent! After a while, you will quietly let Pepper and Pepper take Madame's maid into the cave room in the mansion, don't let those bastards know!"
After entering the firewood room, Wang Xingxin whispered to Pepper, and Pepper went out with Pepper and Changsun Xiu's maid.
Wang Xingxin closed the door and rubbed his hands and said softly: "Xiu'er, my brother is here......"
"Brother Mingshen, Xiu'er is very happy today, the sister-in-law of the Da Niu family told Xiu'er that Brother Mingshen lived in this firewood house on the first day he came here that day,"
"Xiu'er, today is our big day, don't you dislike this firewood room for being dirty and simple?"
"Xiu'er doesn't dislike it, this is Brother Mingshen's first home, Xiu'er is happy!"
"Okay, Xiu'er, but shouldn't you call Xianggong!"
"Xianggong ......"
"Madame......"
"Xianggong, do you remember what you said that day? Your martial arts. ”
"Remember, remember that day, Xiu'er Xianggong will blow the lamp and practice swords for you immediately!"
After the lights are blown out
"Ahh Xianggong, this is what you call drunk... Sword....? ”
"Madam, what the prime minister said that day was cheap, not a sword ....."
"That's... And what about the Overlord gun? ”
"Madam, touch it, the big gun for the husband has long been hungry and thirsty!"
Wang Xingxin took the boneless little hand of the eldest grandson Xiu and touched the spear under his crotch.....
After Changsun Xiu's little hand was quickly withdrawn as if it had been bitten by a snake, he glared at Wang Xingxin in the dark and said, "Brother Mingshen, this is the overlord gun you are talking about?" ”
"Yes! This gun doesn't see blood, and it doesn't take the gun! You can't make it on a night when you're not in a cave room..... But you can also use it every day after the cave! I'm just afraid that Xiu'er can't stand the power of this gun! ”
"Xianggong, you... You... Lie to Xiu'er, you're so bad! ”
"Men are not bad, women are not loved, Xiu'er, since you are on your brother's thief ship, no, you are a thief's bed, you are from your brother! Let's practice martial arts! Come, first pick up Uncle Ben's unparalleled move to catch the fierce dragon grasp! ”
After the eldest grandson Xiu desperately resisted to no avail......
"Sample, look at it as the first move of the father's overlord gun: smash the Yellow Dragon!"
"Ahh Yes....! ”
"Take me another trick to spit out the spirit snake! And then there's the Electro-Optical Poison Dragon Drill ......."
Half an hour later, Wang Xingxin, who had fought with Changsun Xiu for five hundred rounds, gasped and said, "Madam, is this overlord gun powerful for your husband?" ”
"Xianggong, amazing!"
"Haha.... Xiu'er don't move, I've been hungry for my husband's overlord gun for a long time, even if you, a heroine, are not opponents! Ay! Master loneliness! It's so lonely as snow....."
"Xianggong, you are simply bad, if Xiu'er had known that you were so bad, hum!"
"Haha, regret it? It's not too late! You are my person now, but Xiu'er don't worry, Xianggong will definitely treat you well, we haven't finished talking about this love yet, we have to talk for a lifetime......"
"Xianggong, is it also your bad idea to ask Xiu'er to teach you to write the word "Kun" that day? ”
"How can it be a bad idea, but Xianggong has indeed just finished "Kun" with you! ”
The eldest grandson Xiu in the big red quilt was embarrassed and grabbed Wang Xingxin's overlord gun, and Wang Da and the others, who were guarding not far away, heard Wang Xingxin's miserable howl coming from the firewood room.
Wang Da said to Wang Er: "It seems that in the future, our brothers must please Mrs. well, and the uncle must be a weak husband!" Listen to that cry, it's miserable! ”
"Boss, you're right, I heard that Madame's martial arts are not bad, you and my brother must listen to Madame's words, absolutely yes!"
"That's right! Everything listen to Madame's ......."