Chapter 469: Scary Stuff (480 votes plus update)
"Daddy, Daddy...... Sugar! Sugar! Granny ass! As soon as the scolding fell, two children came out of the house, one of them hugged one of Hong Tao's legs, and kept Harazi like a parrot, and learned half of the words just now.
"Alas...... Come on, don't scold, Dad will stack the box cannon for you, let's play war. "Let the two sons scream, Hong Tao can't vent anymore, whether there is oil or not, life has to live, just as there is no oil on this land at all, is this a matter?
Hong Tao has this talent, no matter how unlucky things are, as long as he wants to forget, he can forget them for a while. After a while, there was a sudden sound in the house, and he was holding his pistol, storming the castle of two sons with paper guns, and then taking them prisoners. However, he didn't get any benefits from winning, and he was urinated on by the two rats.
"Chemical weapons are not allowed, this is a violation of the UN laws of war!" Hong Tao smelled the smell of the boy's urine on his clothes and sent an official note to his second son.
"Queen, what is the United Nations? What about chemical weapons? Why don't you let it be used? The three of them, father and son, were fighting in the house, and the slave girl who was weaving in the next room was so dazed that she had the audacity to inquire about her.
"It should be something in the kingdom of God, he is an envoy of God, so he has naturally been to the kingdom of God!" Of course, she wouldn't know what the United Nations and chemical weapons were, but she could relate to it, and while answering the female slave's question, she involuntarily raised her chin, very queenly.
Chop down trees! Burn the wasteland! This was the first thing Hong Tao did after turning around and getting nothing, and he sprinkled all the evil fire in his heart on these rainforests, mobilizing not only all the slaves and villagers, but also Swan's soldiers. From the west and north sides of the village, the woods were attacked at the same time, and the men cut down the trees, and the women sawed off the branches, and then dragged them to the river with oxen and threw them directly into the water to tie them together and soak them.
After cutting down the area of the big trees, set fire to burn the weeds along with the small trees. Once a two-hundred-meter-wide clearing had been cut to the west and north of the village, Hong Tao asked Swan to take his soldiers to set fire to the jungle with whale oil. The cleared land is a firebreak, and no matter how the wind changes, it will not affect the village, at most there will be more smoke and dust.
Can a rainforest ignite? The answer is yes, as long as the fire source is strong enough, the lush green trees will soon be dried and then turned into flammable materials, which can be joined by the fire to dry the surrounding companions. When the fire reaches a certain level, even if the forest fire is put out in the future, it cannot be extinguished with any fire extinguishing equipment, and the only way to do this is to cut the firebreak along the path of the fire to prevent the fire from spreading and burn the burning trees to the end.
"Ah...... Run! "It turned out that Hong Tao's theory was very correct, when there were many puffs of smoke rising from the middle of the rainforest, Swan ran out of the woods with dozens of soldiers, and his clothes were torn.
"Your Majesty! Your Majesty, run, fire, fire chases! Although he had already run out of the woods, Swan did not dare to stop, and beckoned Hong Tao to run with him as he ran.
"Bad luck, why don't I burn you! Let me see...... Hey, hey, hey, the eyebrows seem to have burned off! Come on, admit defeat and give it to me! Hong Tao stopped Swan, looked up and down, and was very satisfied, neither burned, but also hung the lottery. He deserves it, if he doesn't listen to him, he will definitely run away without lighting the fire, and stay where he is to see why these trees are burning. Swann did this because he made a bet with him that if he could burn the forest down, he would have to return the pistol to himself.
“…… I'm supposed to get married in the evening, this gun is a gift from you, I don't want anything else, I want this gun! Swann subconsciously touched a holster hanging on the back of his buttocks, but in the end he didn't intend to fulfill his promise and was going to cheat.
"Oh? Is General Swann happy to get married? Luo Youde heard Swan open his mouth to ask Hong Tao for a wedding gift, and immediately smiled, this wedding was forced by him and Hong Tao to Swan, just now Swan still didn't agree.
"Give me a gun as a gift, and I'll agree!" Swan also let go, although he was a little afraid of being too close to women, but he loved this gun more, the lesser of two evils, since everyone else can marry a wife, it shouldn't be very scary, and it will be over after putting up with it.
"Gotcha! I was also a good person, and I always gave a pair of guns, and this one was also given to you. Hurry up and find someone to engrave General Swan, do you want a face? Hong Tao didn't plan to really ask for the pistol back, he liked to tease this kind of straight-tempered person, it's enjoyable!
"Then if I get married again, will you still give me two guns?" Seeing that Hong Tao actually handed over another pistol, Swan hesitated for a few seconds and didn't dare to take it, for fear that Hong Tao had some tricks. But in the end, he still couldn't hold back, gritted his teeth and stomped his foot to take the gun, what a love! Anyway, it's a one-time attack, just take it a few more times, and if you can get a few more guns, it's worth it.
"You can only get married once, and you have to take care of your wife for the rest of your life, so you can be considered a good man. It's easy to ask for more guns, if you give birth to a child, I'll give you ten guns, and if you can give birth to a hundred, your army won't be short of guns. "Hong Tao almost went over and snatched the gun back, what kind of thing is this, he actually wants to exchange his wife for a gun.
“…… Having a baby is also done! Your Majesty, do you have any tips for having children, tell me? So that I can give birth to two at a time, so fast! Swann didn't hear that Hong Tao was joking at him, but he seriously asked Hong Tao about how to have twins.
"Hahahaha...... The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, you can teach him, sooner or later you will be taught to be a bastard! When Luo Youde heard Swan's words, he leaned back and laughed, didn't he say that Hong Tao was a breeding pig, and he didn't know if Swan was really stupid or pretending to be stupid.
"I'm appointing you as the general of the felling now, see it, this piece is all yours, finish cutting it before dinner, otherwise you will be hungry." Hong Tao is really convinced, he doesn't understand what you say, how can this take advantage, and talk to people superfluously!
Finding such a strong substitute ghost as Swan, Hong Tao was finally able to rest his shoulders and waist. Cutting down trees is a technical job, and both arms are numb with an axe, and without long-term labor training, even if Tyson goes, he can't cut it a few times, and it's not a hard work. Hong Tao is a person who likes to lead by example, and when he called on everyone to cut down trees, he also planned to take the lead, and also demarcated a small piece of contracted land for himself, but as soon as he completed one-fifth, he couldn't move the axe.
Finding an excuse to avoid manual labor, Hong Tao slipped into a wooden fence yard in the far west of the village. This and the barracks outside the Western Wall are the two forbidden places in the kingdom of God, and they are basically places where no unrelated people are allowed to enter or inquire. Externally, this is the place where the helios artifact is kept, and it is actually Bush's chemical laboratory. Don't let idlers in is not afraid of counting leakage, but afraid of danger, because the chemical raw materials in it are either acid or alkali, or they are poisonous, and people who don't understand are easy to get out of danger.
There are only four houses in the courtyard, and they look different from the other houses in the village, they are made of bricks, and they have no shape, just a long square lying on the ground, how ugly it is. The middle of the courtyard is not open-air, but a large shed has been built on the courtyard wall, and several distillation kettles are placed under the shed.
"Ahem, ahem...... What do you get? When Hong Tao entered the room, Bush was lying on the experimental table with his ass pouted, staring at a jar in a daze. The bottle was a pale yellow liquid, and there was a faint white smoke coming out of the mouth of the bottle, which was very choking.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Master, I found something very interesting, wait for me to show you a demo. Bush only glanced back at Hong Tao, then turned his head back and did not even say a polite word.
"Is this concentrated sulphuric acid and nitric acid or hydrochloric acid? What's inside? Hong Tao didn't care that Bush snubbed him, people who are engaged in technology have this virtue, once he finds something he is interested in, he can delay his father for two hours before crying. (To be continued.) )