Chapter 4, being slapped in the face by a splashed monkey

I finally wiped down the table and chairs. Xingyue felt that she could eat barbecue, and reported to the old man: "Grandpa, I'm done." ”

The old man didn't raise his eyelids and said, "Sit down." ”

Xingyue sat down obediently.

The old man handed her a skewer of raw meat and said, "Roast it yourself." As he spoke, he picked up the roasted meat and sat down at the table to eat it.

Xingyue is so angry, I have been working for so long, and I have to endure the tempting fragrance and roast it myself?

However, when people are under the eaves, they can't help but bow their heads, which is better than not eating at all.

Besides, do it yourself. That old man may not have baked himself well.

She had never grilled meat until it was burnt, and she didn't know whether it was raw or cooked. No seasonings were spared either.

The old man really couldn't stand it, and he didn't know whether to help her or deliberately stimulate her. I saw the old man holding the raw meat skewer and shouted, "Quick, go." ”

The monkey was by the fire, roasting in a good way.

Xingyue couldn't help but pout, and said, "Grandpa, how is it that you are a monkey?"

The old man snorted and continued to drink and eat meat.

It's just that this "hum", Xingyue doesn't know if the old man despises her or is proud of his pet.

However, if you think about it carefully, she Li Xingyue is not as good as a "splashing monkey", isn't this all the same as despising her.

Xingyue has nothing else, but can advance and retreat, looking at the skillful movements of this "splashing monkey", he said in his heart: Hero... , No, a good woman doesn't suffer losses in front of her, I'll learn first, and I'll talk about it when I'm full.

finally suffered until the meat was roasted, and Xingyue's saliva was about to flow out.

Take it and eat it. I only heard the old man shouting, "Girl, come and eat." ”

"Oh. Xingyue felt that the old man finally had a good attitude, and he didn't want to destroy the opportunity to enhance his relationship.

Sitting down at the table, the old man handed him a glass of wine and said, "Come, do it." ”

Xingyue originally wanted to refuse, but who knew that the old man had fun touching a glass with her and drank it all.

Xingyue's expression stiffened: Old man, you are suddenly so enthusiastic, what are you trying to do, I am not familiar with you, I am very serious about watching out for you, okay?

The old man saw that she didn't move and asked, "Drink." Why don't you drink it?"

"I don't drink. As a high school student, she really didn't drink alcohol.

"No, I don't have to drink it, it's rare for me and Swift to be happy. The old man poured himself another glass of wine.

I don't know if it's because of the wine, but the old man has a lot of words at this time, and his attitude is not as cold as before.

handed fruit to Xingyue again, and took the initiative to help her barbecue.

Xingyue looked at the happy old man who was busy, and asked very seriously, "Grandpa, have you drunk too much?"

The old man was not angry, and replied: "Don't underestimate me, I can drink two catties of it again." ”

Xingyue looked at the ambitious old man: Old man, I really don't want to think of you as a lewd uncle, but I really am a little Lori in my heart.

The old man looked at Xingyue's wine that was still untouched, and said, "Girl, if you drink it, I'll tell you what kind of place this is?"

It's okay that this old man didn't say anything, but when she said it, she remembered that she hadn't even asked what kind of place this was.

Xingyue was eating barbecue, but she was also thirsty. But he still said very calmly: "Who told you the old man, I don't know." ”

The old man snorted lightly again and said, "As long as you are scared and squatting under the table, I know." ”

Xingyue glanced at the old man and quibbled: "It was when I entered a stranger's house, and hiding was an instinctive reaction." ”

"Little girl, if you knew what this place was, you wouldn't be so quibble. The old man walked to the table with the roasted meat, handed it to Xingyue, and said, "Eat." ”

Xingyue took it, rolled her eyes, and said, "Grandpa, since you are happy, then I will sing you a song, can you drink alcohol?"

"Singing?" The old man looked at Xingyue and then at Xunjie, and asked, "Xunjie, what do you think of this opinion?"

This "splashing monkey" finally didn't understand, and the two eyes looked at the old man.

The old man laughed heartily and said, "Anyway, I haven't heard a song in hundreds of years, and I really want to hear it." ”

The monkey may have been happy to see its owner, so it also clapped its hands happily while barking.

It's just that the old man's words scared Xingyue: This old man is a neurotic or delusional, it's normal to see him, he knows how to eat and drink, and he also knows how to "splash monkeys". For hundreds of years, could it be that I crossed over and met immortals, otherwise how could the Buddha be so effective along the way?

Xingyue looked around: Which immortal would live underground, could it be... Hell, can't see the light?

Xingyue couldn't help but shiver, and looked at the ground, there was a shadow.

"Hey, girl, girl?" The old man looked at Xingyue and looked at him in a daze, and he shouldn't have screamed.

Just as he was about to pat her with his hand, he saw a "attack" on the side of his face by a piece of barbecue meat.

Xingyue reacted suddenly, judging the direction in which the barbecue was flying, it turned out to be a "splashing monkey", and when she saw that she didn't say anything, she smashed it.

Seeing Xingyue reacting, he hurriedly hid.

Xingyue didn't get angry, but she was actually "slapped in the face" by a monkey, and roared: "You are bullying you as a mother, you "splash monkey", get out of here quickly, see that I don't pick your skin." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the fruit on the table and smashed it.

The old man not only didn't care, but also said happily: "It's been a long time since it's been so lively." ”

Xingyue is also helpless, what a strange old man this is.

The old man said, "Girl, you sing to me, and I'll tell you where this is, how about it?"

Xingyue thought for a while, singing is safer than drinking. I agreed.

However, she didn't expect the old man to always say that she sang ugly and asked her to sing again.

Xingyue thought: Is this old man a human being, a god or a ghost, or a psychopath, so it's better not to stimulate him.

She sang all the things she was good at, but the old man was still not satisfied.

Xingyue was impatient and said, "The last song, after singing, is still not satisfied, then pull it down, I don't want to know." ”

Xingyue actually sang a children's rhyme. She thinks that other songs can run away, and the nursery rhymes here will never run away, and the nursery rhymes are so loving.

Who would have thought that a children's song would meet the old man's requirements.

She was also speechless: I knew that the nursery rhyme could be done, and I wouldn't really bother.

The old man smiled and said, "Girl, the songs you sing are all good, I'm afraid that if I tell you, you don't want to sing anymore." ”

Xingyue was happy when she heard the old man praise her for singing well, so she didn't care about him "playing" herself, and said, "Then tell me quickly, what kind of place is this, and I will sing to you in the future." ”

"Good. When the old man heard that he could sing to him, he suddenly came to his senses.

The old man drank a glass of wine, stroked his beard, and said, "This is not where you live..." ”