Chapter Twenty-Six: Dragon and Tiger Fight
The subtitle of this chapter: "The Showdown of Special Effects Makeup Artists" comes in
"Take off your clothes!"
Hearing this, Miss Aynuka Rochelle almost pulled out her revolver again. Although she does have the romantic blood of a Gallic rooster and is still an anarchist female warrior, she probably hates the stinky man who ruthlessly abandoned her and her mother, and because www.biquge.info of the relationship with this face, she has been harassed by those weird people since she was a child, and there is another special reason, so she has a natural antipathy for men, and she still ......
As soon as she thought of the man, the young woman hated the root of her teeth, and wanted to teach this slant pervert a lesson immediately.
Yuan Yanqian didn't see her blue face, and while lowering her head and taking out the woman's clothes from her bag, she anxiously urged: "Miss Rochel, hurry up and change it." ”
"I don't know your exact size, but I can only roughly estimate it, if it doesn't fit...... Why don't you take off your clothes yet? Master Yuan finally took out all his clothes, held a black wig in his hand, raised his head and asked strangely.
The anarchist female warrior who knew that she had misunderstood blushed, took the clothes and looked down, and said again with a flushed face: "This, this is for me?" ”
"Of course it's for you, is it for me? Oh......" Yuan Yanqian patted his head and said, "It's my fault!" Blame me for not explaining it clearly. Miss Rochelle, here's my plan......"
Outside the alley, two NYPDs, dressed in casual clothes and smoking cigarettes, stood under a street lamp on a street corner, their eyes scanning passers-by like falcons.
Although it is not a slum, most of the residents are not rich or powerful, so seeing these two such prominent appearances, I consciously or unintentionally accelerated my pace.
At this moment, a young woman suddenly appeared from the alley, dressed as coquettish, and not a good person at first glance, she shouted for help, and rushed towards the two strips of plainclothes.
"Help! Two gentlemen, please help me! ”
At this time, the two NYPDs finally saw the woman's appearance clearly, she couldn't say that she wasn't beautiful, but the makeup was too strong, the greasy black hair, the thick eyebrows, the conspicuous black mole, the turbid skin, and the strange smell of medicinal herbs and a smoky smell of wine on the body, which always made people feel sorry for the jade.
Before they could open their mouths to ask, a Chinese wearing a black silk gown ran out of the alley, he looked hideous, followed by the woman and scolded: "Stinky female cousin, dare to run if you don't pay back?!" Stand up for me......"
The woman in the lead drilled behind the two NYPDs and said, "It's him, he's going to ...... Robbery, by the way, he's going to rob me! Call the police, call the police! ”
It's just that her clumsy performance can't fool the senior plainclothes who have been dealing with low-level people for a long time. The two NYPDs looked at each other and noticed that their colleagues had sarcastic expressions on their faces.
But the tall one of them asked, "Hey, I said what's going on with you two?" ”
Feng **zi saw that someone seemed to be supporting her, so he said confidently: "Sir, he wants to rob me!" ”
On the contrary, the Chinese man said a little inwardly: "Sir, it's none of your business. ”
And the short plainclothes strip took out the police badge in his trouser pocket and shook it, and said lazily: "This is my business, right?" ”
When the man and the woman saw the police badge, their faces changed, and Feng **zi immediately stepped forward and grabbed the short man's arm, and his whole body was pasted and said coquettishly: "Sir, arrest him quickly!" ”
The Chinese man's expression calmed down, and his vicious face was replaced with a flattering expression, and while bowing incessantly, he said, "Sir, sir, my own people." This stinky girl has gambling debts, and now she has no money and still wants to run, you can't wronged a good person. ”
The short man pushed away the wind in disgust, who knows what is wrong with this kind of woman, and the strange smell on her body is too bad. He said very angrily: "Who is your own person with this chink?" ”
The tall man dropped the cigarette butt at his feet and said, "We're doing business, you two get out of here!" ”
As soon as the woman heard this, she picked up her skirt and ran away; The Chinese man was stunned for a moment, and followed with a curse in his mouth.
They didn't run far before a group of NYPDs in police uniforms poured out of a nearby apartment building, led by a senior officer who looked at their distant backs and asked, "What's going on here?" ”
The short man said respectfully, "Report sir, just now there was a bad gambling ghost girl and a Chinatown gangster. ”
"Is there anything suspicious?"
"The briefing said that the male suspect was Japanese, and that chink was much taller than those dwarf winter melons. And the woman is not red-haired. ”
"Oh, then you guys keep watching, let's go to the next apartment building......"
Panting from a run, Ainuka Rochelle saw that there was no one around, stopped and asked, "We've run far enough, right?" ”
Yuan Yanqian looked back and said, "It's almost, you just pretend to be caught by me." ”
The anarchist warrior nodded and continued to ask, "Oh, what do we do next?" ”
Our Master Yuan took out a small mirror from his pocket, looked at his face, and found that he didn't need to "touch up his makeup", so he said confidently: "Follow me to Chinatown first." Rest assured, I've got it all arranged. ”
"Big guy, why do you look like this?" (Since everyone is so supportive of promoting Mandarin, the author has no choice but to write Guangpu Trump and Shanghai Pu.) )
The "Six-Fingered Qin Demon", who was sucking and drinking soup in the back kitchen of a Cantonese restaurant, saw Yuan Yanqi, who had a smoky face, two mouse whiskers, and was dressed as a disciple of Hongmen, was naturally dumbfounded, and almost let the soup bowl in his hand fall to the ground.
I look like this naturally because Lao Tzu didn't have a relationship with the reality shows of the seasons of "Special Effects Makeup Artist Showdown" in vain.
However, our Master Yuan was not in the mood to answer this question, he had a dry mouth after running all the way, and asked eagerly: "Don't ask yet, do you have anything to drink?" Brother, I'm dying of thirst. ”
Lu Yan looked around at the busy back kitchen, and finally pointed to the soup on the table and said, "The dragon and tiger fight that was just made, why don't you have a bowl?" ”
"Great, brother, I'm so hungry!" Even Yuan Hong, who was in later generations, was very estranged from Xiaobao, and when he heard that there was a famous dragon and tiger fight, he was immediately overjoyed, and immediately took a big bowl for himself.
Yuan Yanqian didn't care about the heat, and drank most of the bowl in one go, and then remembered that she had brought her female companion. So he turned to him and asked, "Miss Rochelle, would you like to have some?" ”
The young woman also hadn't touched the water for a long time, and she was not reserved but nodded and said, "Thank you so much." ”
The poor anarchist female warrior was so hungry that she forgot the saying that "the Chinese even make food for fetuses", and drank a large bowl of dragon and tiger fighting very sweetly.