Chapter Seventy-Three: The Poet of the Mallet
The war against Yuan Shu was still delayed, but Yuan Yun didn't care about this, anyway, this is also established history, but I don't know what Cao Cao and Cao Cao's perverted think tank will think after hearing that this is Yuan Yun's idea? I guess I will definitely add an official to myself, right? If you think about it like this, you may not let yourself go to the battlefield, what a waste it is to send such a good strategist to be cannon fodder? Yuan Yun fantasized like this, of course, he also had a headache right now, because Xu Chu, an old bastard, actually asked a great strategist like him to pick up fifty buckets of water every day, chop five hundred firewoods, and be fucking responsible for the food of more than 100 people in his camp. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Lao Tzu is here to spread advanced medical security, not to be a firehead army, damn, I said that I am only responsible for more than 100 people in my own battalion, what is the situation when you Lao Xu came to mix rice with a group of subordinates? Just a sentence that Lao Tzu thinks the food here is delicious, this is also a fucking military order? Yuan Yun only dared to muttered in his heart, and he didn't dare to say it when he was killed, because his barracks were full of murderous black-bearded generals, no matter how you look at these people, they are the kind of masters who cut off people's heads first and then reason, it is better to be thoughtful, don't you see that when Xu Yi's three gentlemen face these people, they are all uncles and uncles who are desperately patting the horse, how can they suffer this immediate loss?
"I'm right, right? This little bastard must be a piece of waste wood to cut people with a knife, but he still has some ability to cook, the chef in the army will fucking sprinkle salt, sprinkle salt, or sprinkle salt, now the supply of salt in the army is sufficient, and it is not such a way to eat, it is like never eating salt in a few lifetimes, I really want to salt those cooks, damn! ”
Xu Chu was obviously hundreds of times more rude in the military camp than when he was in Xu Du, and he also became more unreasonable, he carried water and spilled half a bucket in the morning, and as a result, he was beaten with five military sticks, and now his butt is still hot, but it seems that his own son Xu Yi is even more miserable, because he didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and was caught by Lao Tzu Xu Chu when he was discussing with Xiahou Nan and Dianman to expand the reserves of Yunji Ice Storage, and as a result, he was whipped five times, and the blood marks on his back looked like they were seeping.
Alas, I have been in the barracks for ten days, during which there is only one day off on the sixth, and when I returned home, I was almost drowned in the tears of my sisters. Qing'er's girl was too, and she secretly ran back to Cao's Mansion to beg Ding to let her young master go home, making Ding think that he Yuan Yun had committed some lawsuit, if Cao Ang wasn't present at the time, it is estimated that this matter would have been a big trouble.
The He family has become more rampant now, I heard that some of their family gentlemen actually dared to use the frame of the four horses, isn't this looking for death? But Cao Cao didn't care about it, he didn't see it at all, and he didn't know what he was planning? According to Yuan Yun's understanding of Cao Cao from history, this demon god is estimated to be in the next big game of chess, and the more he tosses now, the more miserable he will die, and at first he also wants to take revenge on several parties involved in the He family, and vent his anger for his sisters, but looking at this scene now, tsk, it is difficult for them He to keep a living, who wants them to provoke Cao Cao, and he would rather provoke the king of Hades.
"What's the little bastard thinking? Hurry up and add vegetables to grandpa, it's this plate called fried chicken, I didn't expect that the chicken can also be wrapped in wheat flour and fried in oil, the taste is not bad, if there is wine, it will be more comfortable. Xu Chu complained, and even kicked Yuan Yun.
Yuan Yun sighed secretly, and then walked out of his barracks to get another plate of fried chicken, but immediately saw Xu Yi snickering by the door, and suddenly became angry, kicked Xu Yi's buttocks, and then shouted: "What do you see? You want to eat fried chicken, I have already taught you the true tradition, hurry up to the kitchen to get it, I will tell you Lao Tzu when it is late. ”
Xu Yi and the three of them were startled, and immediately ran towards the kitchen, and after a while, they saw that several cooks were driven out, according to Xu Yi's words, the cooking skills of the immortals they learned were to be kept for future fortunes, so they couldn't be stolen by others. After Yuan Yun heard Xu Yi say this, he immediately cried and laughed, now these three boys want to make money as a businessman than him, and he doesn't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
Yuan Yun sat by the door and began to ponder again, the eleven Lang Zhong that Cao Ang found were definitely quacks, and when they first met, there were a few sloppy people who were similar to beggars, and said that they were going to deal with the wounds anyway, and even if they were cleaned up, they would immediately become dirty, so they simply didn't bother to clean up, for this Yuan Yun whipped each of them three whips, originally those Lang Zhong whipped them as soon as they saw Yuan Yun come up, and some were not convinced by the fifteen-year-old boy in front of them, but on the second day, they became completely honest, Xu Yi told Yuan Yun that these Langzhong were called by his father, but when they came back, everyone seemed to have lost their souls, and two of them even smelled of commotion, probably because they were scared to pee.
From then on, these Lang Zhong's words to Yuan Yun were regarded as holy decrees, no matter what Yuan Yun said, they would only nod their heads and obey orders, and now they had to take a bath three times a day, and their clothes had become clean, and they almost didn't wear perfume. From this day on, Yuan Yun was able to really formulate some health regulations, and then let the eleven Lang Zhong strictly absorb them and imprint them on his bones. Such strictness was not what Yuan Yun wanted, but after seeing the other hundred big sticks sent by Cao Ang, Yuan Yun felt that if he wanted to make them all qualified medical soldiers or nurses, it must be very difficult, and now he must train these Lang Zhong to be serious hygienists who have to think about hygiene when eating, bathing, and even going to the toilet, otherwise how to let them teach those hundred mallets?
The problem is always constant, even if the medical soldiers can be trained, but the drugs in this era are really lacking, and they want to refine alcohol and glucose, but so far the problem of food still cannot be completely solved, Xu Chu gave a very strange order, let Yuan Yun build the brewing facilities first, damn, it is only a matter of three or four days to get these facilities, and there is no food to use it?
Wait, what does Yuan Yun seem to have in mind? Then he glanced at the brewing and refining facility being built in the distance, and suddenly a wicked smile appeared on his face, it seemed that He Shi was going to be unlucky recently.
Xu Chu ate and drank to his heart's content, and then he had to coerce Yuan Yun to make two poems to regulate his stomach, which made Yuan Yun very contemptuous in his heart.
After despising the group of fierce men in front of him, Yuan Yun directly moved out the famous poem of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", and said nonsense: "A group of geese under the mountain, boos drive down the river, fall into the river to catch geese and cure hunger, go home to play with his wife after eating." ”
"Good! Good poetry! ”
"Awesome! Terrible! ”
"Sure enough, it is a person who has read a book, and the exit is good poetry."
"I can understand this poem, and he is really a great talent."
"General Xu, how can you get some powerful people under your account, Lao Tzu is going to die of jealousy."
"Haha, you know it's amazing, right? This kid is famous in Xu Duqinglou, and you Heng was also disgraced by this kid's resignation before, I didn't lie to you, right? Is it a good sentence for the ages? Ha ha. Xu Chu laughed so hard that he almost convulsed.
Hey, hey, you're almost five hundred years old together, and you're still shameless? Is this fucking good poetry too? Yuan Yun's face twitched violently now, and he now regretted very much that he had insulted such an elegant thing as poetry.
This group of old mallets is still endless, Xu Chu's big mallet finally jumped out, and said excitedly: "Lao Tzu also has a song, listen well!" After speaking, he cleared his throat in particular, and then read aloud in his majestic voice: "Big stick mallet, strong body, strong blood and firepower......
When Xu Chu was composing poetry, Yuan Yun just wanted to find a hole to get into, and when he turned around, he found that Xu Yi had already put his head in the bucket at the door, and Xiahou Nan and Dian Man were rolling on the ground with laughter, tears and snot splashing everywhere.
As soon as Xu Chu began, this barracks could not stay, and all kinds of magical 'talents' jumped out, so the mallets, crotch cloths, and big-footed girls all became famous poems. Yuan Yun decided to go to Xu Yi's small barracks for the three of them to make do for the night, what the fuck is this called? Suddenly, there was a sad feeling that I couldn't go back to my home.
Although Xu Yi's barracks is small, but after the transformation of the health regulations formulated by Yuan Yun, it looks very neat and clean, Yuan Yun finally felt quiet for a while lying on Xu Yi's bed, and after a while, he fell asleep inexplicably.
In his barracks on the side, Xu Chu also led a group of people to shout loudly, Yuan Yun had dreamed back for a thousand years, and seemed to see the cold laboratory again, as well as those experimental instruments that he was very comfortable with, and even saw a few beautiful subordinates he was familiar with, and then the color in the dream began to change, and the appearance of the family always appeared in front of him with a smile, and gradually the appearance of these family members began to blur, and then it became Feng Xuan, became Qiaoya, became Qing'er and his little niece, But the warmth in the dream has not diminished at all, everything is so beautiful.
"The military order has arrived! Tiger Ben Zhonglang will take Yuan Yun's order! With a shout, Yuan Yun suddenly opened his eyelids, and then rushed out of the barracks under the greeting of Xu Yi and the others.
When he reached the door, he found a herald sergeant riding on a horse, holding a wax-sealed bamboo slip in his hand, followed by several well-armed soldiers. When the sergeant saw Yuan Yun coming out, he immediately threw out the bamboo slip in his hand, and then immediately led his horse and galloped in the direction of the Tiger Guard Battalion, still shouting: "The military order has arrived!" ”
Yuan Yun picked up the military order from the ground, then broke the wax seal, and the first thing he saw was the four big words "Fight for thieves with the army".