Even if you have wildness and ambition, even if you no longer pretend to be crazy and stupid, even if you have hazy love, even if Li Er is completely at ease with you...... can't change your unlucky child's ** temperament, just like the lines in a movie: like a firefly in the dark, so distinct, so outstanding......

Don't pit you, who you pit you! Two words deserved!

It is obviously not possible to use Changsun Xiu to threaten, and Changsun Chong used three words to resolve this threat: "Overlord Gun"

It's really a success and a bully gun, and a defeat is also a bully gun!

Wang Xingxin, whose heart was like a knife, wandered in the barracks like a walking corpse, and the blazing Tai** could not warm his cold heart.

Walking to the training ground, the soldiers who had been patted on the shoulder by him and greeted cordially, looking at the amiable regiment commander with a lost soul and a loveless appearance, made mistakes in the training, and then were taken aside by those smiling instructors for cordial ideological education.

Wang Xingxin glanced back sadly, and the soldiers who were taken away by the instructor crashed into the standing balance beam as soon as they turned around.

touched the bag that was knocked out of his head, patted the dust on his body and continued to sway expressionlessly, just like the unconscious zombie.

Qin Huaidao pulled Cheng Chumo to find the eldest grandson Chong and said, "You look at Ming Shen's dejected appearance, have we gone too far?" ”

Eldest Sun Chong sneered and said: "Hmph, Huaidao, you have forgotten that the biggest feature of this kid is that he can pretend, let's continue to lead troops to train, don't be deceived by him." ”

In this way, Wang Xingxin was like this for five days in a row, without asking about anything in the new military camp, he slept after eating, and wandered around the military camp like a zombie when he slept.

At this time, even Changsun Chong couldn't help it, he summoned the brothers and said: "It seems that we have really done a little too much this time, not to mention anything else, just these two pots, ten of us are a thousand catties!" I heard that the consumption of these two pots is very high, and ten catties of ordinary light wine may not be able to make one catty. And the perfume is even more rare, Ming Shen gave the queen only five bottles. ”

Li Chongyi also said on the side: "Brother Chong is right, why don't we change it?" ”

After discussion, Changsun Chong and Qin Huaidao were selected as representatives, and Li Yushan was asked to write ten new IOUs and go to Wang Xingxin for revision.

This IOU only modified the two pots of ten jars per person, which was directly reduced by ten times, three bottles of perfume, and only fifty pieces of soap. Presumably, such a revision will reduce the pressure on Wang Xingxin a lot.

When the two of them went to Wang Xingxin to sign and draw a new IOU, Wang Xingxin was also at a loss, his eyes were blank and he signed and drew a mortgage like a machine, and threw the old IOU he recovered to Wang Da without looking at it.

Then he didn't say a word, and just lay down on the bed and looked at the roof with helpless eyes.

Now Changsun Chong and Qin Huaidao are dumbfounded, it won't be really exciting and stupid! It's impossible for this kid to have no bearing at all, just when the two of them were at a loss, Zhao Xingjian ran over quickly and said urgently: "Sir, hurry!" Your Majesty's will, your decree for marriage! Hurry up and get the order! ”

Wang Xingxin, who seemed to be lying on the bed as if he was stupid, was actually sent to the new military camp when he heard the holy decree of marriage, and a carp jumped out of bed and quickly said to Wang Da: "Wang Da, the old IOU will be burned immediately!" The new Lord Ben will keep it personally! ”

Then he smiled weirdly at Changsun Chong and Qin Huaidao: "Good brother, talk about righteousness, you must be a word when you speak!" Just do it according to this new IOU, and pay you off within a year! ”

After finishing speaking, he followed Zhao Xingjian to receive the order.

Eldest Sun Chong and Qin Huaidao glanced at each other and shouted at the same time: "This kid is in the trap again!" ”

In fact, Li Er's will is a little too unfortunate, otherwise, Wang Xingxin is very confident that with his superb acting skills, these bastards and righteous brothers will change this IOU a little less.

However, Li Er's marriage will has to be picked up quickly, otherwise his wife will fly away, and it will be very bad to annoy this heavenly khan!

Take it when you see it!

After receiving the holy decree of marriage, Wang Xingxin, the kid, jumped back to his barracks, and after cleaning up a little, he found Changsun Chong and Qin Huaiyu and said: "The military camp is handed over to the two of you, the little master is going to Your Majesty's thanks, don't worry, good brother, I will pay you back!" Absolutely pay it off in a year! ”

Eldest Sun Chong looked at his villain's smug appearance and wanted to go up and beat him hard, but was grabbed by Qin Huaidao and said: "Spare this kid this time, after all, I want to enter the palace to thank Your Majesty, and it's not too late to beat him when he comes back!" ”

Changsun Chong had no choice but to give up after glancing at Wang Xingxin fiercely, and all the anger in his heart was vented on those new army soldiers, and on this day, the five thousand new troops in the entire new army camp were almost blown up by these angry young masters!

After returning to the mansion, Wang Xingxin took a bath and changed his clothes, got into the carriage and went to the Taiji Palace in Chang'an City to thank Li Er. As soon as I left the house, I suddenly remembered something, and ran back to the bedroom to get a few pieces of paper.

Li Er was a little surprised to see Wang Xingxin coming to Xie En so soon: "Ming Shen, this Xie En doesn't need to be in such a hurry, why are you in a hurry to thank you if you leave my new military camp behind?" ”

"Your Majesty, since the minister is here to thank you, you have to bring some thanks, don't you? But I didn't expect it, I never expected it! ”

"What I never expected! Speak quickly! What's going on with you, you shaft! ”

Wang Xingxin secretly pinched his thigh, and the sharp pain made tears immediately appear in his eyes.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty.... Bitter! See for yourself! ”

After finishing speaking, he took out the IOU from his arms and handed it to Li Er.

After Li Er looked at the IOUs with a strange face, he couldn't help laughing out loud in the end, and pointed at Wang Xingxin while laughing: "I.... I've never seen you so stupid! Tell me what the hell is going on! ”

Wang Xingxin said with a crying voice: "Your Majesty, the minister saw that the soldiers in the new military camp were tired from training all day, so he took a day off to let the soldiers rest, after all, there is a degree of relaxation." Recently, the minister is either recuperating from his injuries or making alcohol and perfume in the house, and he has not been to the new military camp for many days, and he saw that the brothers were very hard and kind to bring them good wine to treat them, but they did not expect them to get the minister drunk and take the opportunity to get this IOU. These things are all prepared by the minister to give to His Majesty and Niangniang! “

After hearing this, Li Er looked at the IOUs again and said, "Are you sure that they got this IOU after getting drunk on you, and not you said it yourself after you were drunk?" ”

Wang Xingxin saw that Li Er was so shrewd and admitted: "Okay, the minister admits that this is the minister's drunken words, but Your Majesty, they are too ruthless!" Please waive this IOU! ”

"Humph! How can I open this mouth? You better find a way to pay it back yourself, remember that people do not stand without faith! Get out of here, I don't need you to thank you! ”

Wang Xingxin was walking out pitifully, turning around three times, Li Er was about to throw away those IOUs, and suddenly found that there was a piece of paper with some patterns drawn on it, which seemed to be a plow for ploughing the land.

"Give me back!"

Wang Xingxin, who had just left the door of the imperial study, heard Li Er call him back, and the corners of his mouth curled up and he returned to the imperial study.

"Your Majesty, didn't you tell your ministers to get out? Are you willing to be the ruler of your courtiers? ”

"Humph! What are you drawing on this paper? It's like a plough for ploughing the land! ”

"That's it, yes! Your Majesty this is the plow, the drawings drawn by the minister in his leisure time in the new military camp in the past few days, I didn't expect to be mixed in this IOU, the minister's painting skills are really stained Your Majesty's dragon eyes and I hope Your Majesty will forgive your sins! ”

"Don't beat around the bush and talk about this plow!"

"Your Majesty, the minister didn't have to go around the bend and there was no need for it, this plow is a new type of plough that is more convenient and labor-saving, if it is made, it may save a ploughing ox, but this plow was only thought of yesterday, and a sample has not been made for testing, and it was intended to make a sample and try it before offering it to Your Majesty."

"Is it really the sun? Didn't you deliberately get caught up in this IOU? ”

"Your Majesty, the minister is definitely not! The minister has no scruples anymore! ”

Li Er pondered for a while and then said, "Hmph, how can I believe you?" ”

"Your Majesty, didn't you look at the words written on the drawing? Zhenguan plow! If the minister deliberately mixed it in these IOUs, how could it be noted on the drawings that this is a Zhenguan plow, Your Majesty, you really misunderstood the minister! ”

Li Er glared at the big dragon and carefully identified it, and after carefully identifying it, it was indeed written with the three words Zhenguan Plow, if that was also a word!

"What you write is also a word? A three-year-old can write better than your dog! Go back and write a hundred big characters for me! If you can't finish it, I'll beat you with one less word! ”

"Your Majesty, the minister wants to train the army, there are too many things in the new military camp, how can the minister have time to practice calligraphy!" “

"Hmph, are you training in the new barracks? Are you in charge? I see that you are just talking about it, it is your righteous brothers who are helping you train the army, and it is your Uncle Liu and others who are helping you deal with affairs! Sure enough, it's a good brother who talks about righteousness! ”

When Wang Xingxin heard the latter sentence, he was immediately shocked: "Your Majesty, you all know!" ”

"What do you think you're setting up your commissar for? Do you think I'm so relieved that you little guys are tossing this new army? Good life to do things! Don't die! ”

After Wang Xingxin wiped a handful of cold sweat, Li Er said again: "I believe that this plough is unintentionally mixed with this IOU, but after you go back, let the craftsmen in the camp make it as soon as possible, if you can really save a cow, I will make the decision to let those bastard boys avoid your debts!" After you do it, you can report it immediately after trying it! Haha, Zhenguan plow! Good plow! Good name! ”

After Wang Xingxin walked out of the Taiji Palace, he looked around and said proudly: "As an aspiring young man who has crossed the Tang Dynasty, he must exercise his god-like acting skills!" ”