Hearing this, Jiang Bangyan and Li Linfu looked at each other, and they both stared at each other and didn't know how to answer. Li Longji saw that the two of them were trembling and didn't dare to say anything, and suddenly became even more angry: "Two Aiqing! It's come to this, what can I do? ”

Li Linfu was a person who didn't know the situation, but when he was asked by the one above, he suddenly felt bitterness in his mouth, his neck shrank, and he decisively became a quail, but his eyes looked towards 'Gao Lishi' as if he was urging.

Jiang Bang saw Li Linfu looking at himself vigorously, and he scolded in his heart: "Nima's, in order to travel through the Tang Dynasty, Lao Tzu memorized a belly of Tang poems and Song lyrics, but who knew that after coming, he would take the test in geography, history and foreign languages. Thinking about his incomplete body again, Jiang Bangyan's face instantly slipped two streams, and he couldn't help but sigh with emotion: "Pit daddy!" ”

Li Longji was waiting there with his ears to reply, and when he saw him speak, he hurriedly listened to it, but he didn't know what 'pit dad' meant, so he stretched his face and stretched his neck: "Lux, what is a pit dad?" ”

'Pit daddy' is a hairy meaning, Jiang Bang's eyes are very numerous: 'Scolding! Where do you dare to explain to Li Longji. was about to pretend to be deaf and dumb, but he saw that the eyes of the person above were looking straight at him, and he knew that he couldn't hide from it, so he had no choice but to pinch his nose and say nonsense:

"The pitter, the mountain pit, the hill, the cliff! From "The Art of War": 'Ling Shanqiu, don't wait for the ladder; There is no need for a boat in the valley. 'Father, Father! When the old slave said this, he meant that the Bohai country was mountainous, and most of its people were hunters. The so-called relying on the mountain to eat the mountain, so taking the mountain as the father is also for the pit father. ”

"Oh!" Li Longji frowned and recalled the location of the Bohai Kingdom, and nodded his head thoughtfully: "In this way, the Bohai Kingdom is really cheating!" ”

Seeing that he had passed the test in a daze, Jiang Bang's eyes were in ecstasy, and he jumped up with a 'poof', and slapped his chest with a 'Bangbang' sound: "Your Majesty, the Bohai Kingdom was originally a vassal of Goguryeo, and the land is only a thousand miles away, and there are only a million people, where is my opponent of the Tang Dynasty." If he is honest, it will be fine, if he sends troops to fight," he opened his slap and raised his face to the sky, made a gesture of raising the crown of an overlord, gritted his teeth and stared at his eyes, with a hideous face, and roared with all his might: "The old slave is willing to rush to the front line of resisting foreign regrets." ”

"And me!" Seeing that a eunuch had so much courage, Li Bai, who was a sword immortal, still knelt down: "Your Majesty, if the Bohai Kingdom really sends troops to attack, the grass people are willing to throw their pens and fight to the death with them!" Straighten your chest and recite generously:

"The soldiers and horses of the Han family rode the north wind, drummed and broke the dog in the west. I am willing to go out with the Han generals and cut the grass to reap miraculous achievements. The king pressed his sword and looked at the edge, and his head had fallen into the sky. The number of Xiongnu necks should be exhausted, and they should enter the Puzhu Palace next year. ”

"Good, good!" As soon as Li Bai's voice fell, Li Longji on the dragon chair immediately applauded: "Although this poem was done in a hurry, it is sonorous and powerful, the words are simple and appalling, and it becomes a poem in a step, Li Taibai is worthy of a poet." ”

As a cultural person, his greatest wish is nothing more than to be recognized for his talent, and Li Bai is naturally no exception.

What's more, it is not someone else who recognizes himself today, it is His Majesty the Emperor today, what a great honor it is, Li Bai is very clear, and the excitement in his heart can be imagined.

But out of the modest nature of a cultural person, his face did not reveal the proud face of Shenma, but became more respectful: "Your Majesty, this poem was written by a certain brother when he joined the army, not a hasty work. ”

"Hey!" Li Longji waved his sleeves in a chic manner: "Mr. Li's talent is known to the world!" What dare not be! His face darkened: "It's just that the soldiers are together, and the people of Li are devastated, if the Bohai Kingdom is angry and really comes to commit it, alas! Twisted his head towards Li Linfu: "Does Li Aiqing have a good plan?" ”

When asking the two of them, Li Linfu could still count on the initiator of 'Gao Lishi', and now that he has been named by His Majesty the Emperor, where can he still refuse. swallowed hard and spit, looked at the innocent 'Gao Gonggong' aggrievedly, and raised his head timidly:

"Your Majesty, the Bohai Kingdom is sparsely populated and the land is barren, and it is by no means the enemy of my Tang Dynasty. It's just that in such a wild place, my Datang is useless, if you start a war, it will be useless to be better than me, and defeat will damage the power of heaven, and kill evil in vain! In the humble opinion of the ministers, it is better to spend some money to help the people to ask for it. ”

Li Longji frowned, and a trace of displeasure appeared on his face: "How to replace it with caressing?" How much money will it cost? ”

"This!" As soon as he heard the words of the person above, Li Linfu knew that His Majesty the Emperor was a little angry, and a layer of fine sweat oozed from his forehead, and he reluctantly coped with it: "Your Majesty, in the past, Emperor Taizong swept the four seas and led the Eight Wildernesses, and he was still Princess Wencheng and pro-Tubo, why didn't Your Majesty ......?"

"Shut up!" Before Li Linfu finished speaking, Li Longji on the dragon chair had already jumped up: "A small country in the Bohai Sea, how can he be a princess, dare to be a princess!" You, you, you......"

Li Linfu saw that His Majesty the Emperor was angry, he trembled with fright, hurriedly fell to the ground, and kowtowed: "Your Majesty, there is no princess in the Bohai Kingdom, but according to the example of Zhaojun of the Han family, choose a palace maid to replace her!" ”

Seeing Li Linfu's harmony, Jiang Bangyan was already unhappy with the boss in his heart, and when he heard this, he also pulled out Liu Nana's ancestors, and his anger rushed to the top of his head.

He gritted his back molars hard, clenched his fists and took a few steps closer to Li Linfu, and asked coldly in a tone of minus twenty degrees: "Li Xiangguo!" Isn't the palace maid my Tang woman? ”

raised his head and recited aloud: "The Han family is safe and secure, send Zhaojun shamelessly, sit and watch the beautiful woman serve the chieftain, and endure to see the ice skin trapped in the dust; Outside the Tianshan Mountain at dusk, the waning moon listens to the sorrow of the jade alone, the pipa cries and the blood goose also falls, when will I see Han Jiachun again. ”

"Bang Bang!" Li Bai never expected that the eunuch he had always looked down on would still recite poetry, and he had such a unique opinion on Wang Zhaojun and his relatives, and he couldn't help but applaud: "Okay, good, what a 'Han family is safe and dangerous, send Zhaojun shamelessly', General Gao's poem came out, and I was ashamed of my thousands of boys!" ”

With a face on his face, he was cold and cold, and he arched his hand at Li Longji: "Your Majesty, the matter of harmony is not only the shame of my Tang Dynasty, but also the shame of men in the world. ”

At this time, Li Longji was obviously also aroused, and when he saw Li Bai asking for battle, he waved his hand without thinking too much: "Go together, I want to see if the poison of this Bohai country is capable of being a god horse, and it dares to be rampant!" Stretched out his hand and pointed at Li Linfu: "Quickly pass the decree, I want to drive the royal family to conquer the Bohai Sea and sweep away the things of those cheating fathers." ”