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"Your Highness, can you do something good?"

Meng Yu was so angry that he couldn't wait to smash a brick on her face, took a sip of tea, and said disdainfully: "Look at the present, the people in the entire poetry club have opinions about me..."

"What should I do?"

The one who came to the poetry club didn't know that Meng Yu was sitting next to Princess Changle? The one who doesn't know that the black goods is Meng Yu? And the one of them who doesn't want to be a colt?

Now, Changle has successfully attracted the attention of the entire poetry society, and Meng Yu has also become the target of the entire poetry society.

"You deserve it, call you a daze!"

Changle pursed his lips and took a sip of tea with a smile, his big eyes half-squinted, expecting a good show.

………

"Poof..."

Suddenly there was a strange voice downstairs, like a boy and a girl, very peculiar.

"That black charcoal face is Mencius? It's not ugly, but it's so dark, if it weren't for the candlelight today, I'm afraid I wouldn't have been able to see him! ”

Her voice spread almost throughout the entire poetry club and reached Meng Yu's ears.

………

Eldest sister!

Xiao Zihe dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and said secretly: Mencius, even if I can't stand you, I will compensate you in the future!

Who asked me to stand up to such a big sister...

The wine in Wei Junyu's mouth squirted out directly, and he didn't dare to laugh, so that his face turned red.

Ha ha!

Meng Ziran, you kid is finished, you are targeted by this female hooligan, it is estimated that you don't lack arms and legs, so you have to peel off your skin!

"Haha, Xiao Ruyi has taken a fancy to Mencius!"

"It's a good thing, it's a good thing, it's really a talented woman!"

"Yes, yes, everybody!"

"Hey, I feel worthless for Xiao Ruyi, after all, Mencius Ran's goods are so black, if a superb woman like Xiao Ruyi marries him together, isn't it a flower inlaid with cow dung?"

…………

Meng Yu's face darkened.

Flowers inlaid with cow dung, are you talking about Xiao Ruyi, a flower inserted in my lump of cow dung?

This Nima, it turns out that this phrase still comes from this way...

"That brother, since you like it, you talk to Miss Xiao, maybe you can flower inlaid with cow dung!"

Meng Yu pouted and smiled, and immediately bowed his hand, without waiting for the man to answer, and roared loudly: "Miss Xiao, that benevolent brother said that he is pleased with you, and I hope you can give him a chance!" ”

This voice reached everyone's ears, and everyone was stunned.

Shameless!

You must know that this is the Tang Dynasty, and the expression of love cannot be so obvious, if you say it, you must keep your promise, otherwise you will be taught a lesson by the woman's family.

"What?"

Xiao Ruyi was stunned for a moment, and suddenly said: "Forget it, I don't like that kind of thin one, I can't stand the toss!" ”

Shame shame shame!

Xiao Zihe's whole face was buried in his stomach, he didn't dare to raise his head, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and said secretly: Sister, you better go back, I don't have the face to see anyone.

"Haha, Zihe, don't be angry!"

Wei Junyu deliberately ridiculed Xiao Zihe and said, "Maybe your sister will get married, and you won't have to be afraid in the future!" ”

Ah...

I almost forgot!

Xiao Zihe suddenly laughed, and suddenly said: "That's true, what Jun Yu said is extreme!" ”

Bang!

A teacup shattered, so frightened that Xiao Zihe and Wei Junyu immediately shut up and didn't dare to say anything more.

Xiao Ruyi took out an embroidered handkerchief, wiped his hands, looked at Meng Yu very seriously, and said, "Black charcoal face, it's really hateful!" ”

She used her internal force to shatter the porcelain cup just now, not only did she not cut her hand, but also shattered the teacup and turned it into pieces.

it! This girl's internal strength is so strong, I don't know how many years she has been practicing?

Meng Yu frowned, looking at the teacup powder that was still falling, and couldn't help but be shocked by the strength of Xiao Ruyi's internal strength.

"I'm afraid this Xiao girl is very good!"

Li Bai suddenly laughed, picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and said, "This wine was provided by Ji Kangli, right?" It smells so good..."

Fang Yuzhu was suddenly stunned and said, "No, this seems to be given to the Poetry Society by Chunsheng Lane." ”

Oh...

Meng Yu nodded suddenly, thinking: Jun Tianyan, that girl is very business-minded, and she also knows how to promote pure raw wine, which is really good!

"Oh?"

Changle was more curious, she had heard of Ji Kangli's wine, which was a famous wine, and it was Xiao's industry.

My father also likes to drink Ji Kangli's wine, but I haven't heard of this Chunsheng Lane...

Is this wine delicious?

She suddenly picked up the flask, poured herself a glass, and drank it all.

"Hey..."

As soon as Meng was about to stop him, he saw that Changle had already taken a bite of it.

"It's spicy... It's spicy! ”

Changle's tears were about to come out, sticking out his tongue and keeping fanning him with his hands.

When she saw Meng Yu laughing at her, she kicked him directly, almost kicking Meng Yu down.

Damn...

Meng Yu sat on the floor with a blank face, and said, "Sick?" ”

Changle didn't like it, gave him a blank look, and said, "Who made you laugh at me!" Deserve! ”

Meng Yu was speechless.

Can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

Then he sat down next to Li Bai, sat opposite Changle, ate pastries by himself, and didn't speak.

Hum!

Changle also snorted arrogantly and stopped talking.

This......

Li Bai and Fang Yuzhu glanced at each other, and they both smiled, and the deep meaning was self-evident.

………

The whole poetry club is full of laughter.

At this time, Baishan Invite Yue suddenly came over and said, "Brother Meng, we meet again, we are really fated." ”

It's a fart!

Isn't this poetry club Juxian all the big guys coming? It's quite loadable!

Meng Yu was very displeased, but he still got up and saluted, and said, "Oh! I've seen the son of the white mountain! ”

Then he sat down, too lazy to bother with this personable ladyboy.

"I've seen His Highness, I've seen Miss Fang, I've seen Brother Li!"

Baishan Yueyue was also shrewd, and immediately saluted Changle, not daring to slack off.

"Huh!"

The two girls smiled and said no more.

Li Bai was different, he saw Bai Shan Invite Yue to be so polite, and he also replied: "I've seen Brother Bai Shan!" ”

Then several people talked and laughed, and the whole poetry club also became lively.

More and more poems were written, and the maids presented them to the masters for review.

The old men were also happy, and they talked about it there, saying that so-and-so poetry was very good, and they almost had a dispute, and they started to move, but fortunately they were stopped.

………

"Brother Meng, I heard that you used to live in a grass house, and later bought a house by selling poems to make a fortune..."

Bai Shan Yueyue suddenly laughed, and said such a sentence that several people didn't understand, so only Meng Yu smiled coldly.

Oh...

Baishan lady, you want to die again?

Come on, who's afraid of whom, hurt each other, be happy!

Meng Yu smiled and said, "Yes! ”

Bai Shan invited the moon and didn't like it, looked at Meng Yu, and said in his heart: See how long you can be arrogant.

"Hehe..."

"In that case, I also ask Brother Meng to compose a poem on the theme of residence..."

He was very indifferent, as if everything was ready and only the east wind was owed.

Suddenly, everyone else said, "Mencius, can you just make a song?" Let me wait for you to see and see! ”

"yes, don't shirk!"

"I'm going to see if Mencius is talented..."

"If you don't come, you're a!"

………

Hehe, that's amazing!

It's worthy of being a shemale in Baishan, there are really a lot of special farts worms!

"Okay, I'll let you chickens and dogs see what talent is!"

Meng Yu stood up suddenly, looked at the group of talented people very playfully, and roared loudly: "Wine bags and rice bags, your grandfather immediately made a word!" ”

He really can't bear it, this Baishan Yueyue has repeatedly troubled him, and now he is still here, even if Meng Yu is a saint, he can't bear it, not to mention that he is a villain!

The Burrow

The mountain is not high, and there is a fairy name.

The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual.

Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin.

The moss marks are green, and the grass is green.

There is a lot of talk and laughter, and there is no white ding.

You can tune the piano and read the Golden Sutra.

There is no silk and bamboo, and there is no case.

Nanyang Zhuge Lu, West Shuzi Cloud Pavilion.

Confucius: What's ugly?

Meng Yu sat down suddenly, took a sip of tea, and said, "A bunch of pus, do you dare to laugh?" ”

I have to say that those talented people here all want to beat Meng Yu, but they feel that their faces are dull, and they are said to be incomplete, so they can't say anything, so they can only endure it.

"Si is a burrow, but I am Dexin"

This sentence slapped them in the face directly, they thought that they had good food and clothing, lived a rich life, and looked down on nouveau riche like Meng Yu, but now they were dumbfounded by this word.

I live in a humble room, but my conduct is very good, and I don't think it's a humble room.

And you live in a big house, but unfortunately you are all gentlemen, a group of wine bags and rice bags, so your house is a bad room.

Zhuge Liang also lives in a grass house, and so does Xishuzi, do you think their residence is simple?

Confucius also said, what is ugly?

The meaning that Meng Yu wanted to express was very simple, he just asked these talents a simple question.

Is your talent comparable to Zhuge Kongming? Is virtue comparable to Xishuzi? Or do you think you have surpassed Confucius?

If not, why laugh at the grass house?

Let's go back and indulge in studying, and get thinner and thinner!

"Good words!"

A few masters touched their beards, they didn't think that Meng Yu had done wrong, but they also felt that he was a manufacturable material, and they couldn't help but praise Meng Yu.

"Although this kid has a bad temper, the quality of this dare to say and do is good!"

"yes, it's just too deadly, but it's to my taste!"

"Hehe, I'm just too arrogant..."

………

Bai Shan Yingyue's face turned red and white, and she almost died of anger.

"Meng Yu !!"

Suddenly, a person rushed out and scolded Meng Yu: "Last time, you were fateful, but I didn't expect you to be fine, I have to beat you today!" ”

The person who came was Fang Xun, he saw Baishan Yingyue being insulted by Meng Yu, he felt very uncomfortable, and immediately stood up to support Baishan Yingyue.

Oh?

Last time?

That Demon Assassin turned out to be invited by you...

Meng Yu originally wanted to make a move, but he was suddenly stunned.

Syllable!

Baishan Yueyue directly slapped Fang Xun in the face, and said angrily: "What are you talking about, get to Ziyan's side!" ”

Fang Xun covered his cheeks, looked at Bai Shan Yueyue in shock, and said in his heart: Bai Shan actually beat me...

I'm standing up for him!

He didn't know that Baishan Invite Yue was saving him, if this matter was revealed, I was afraid that the Fang family would really be raided.

Hiring Demon Sect assassins to commit murder in Chang'an City is a capital crime!

"Please don't blame Brother Meng!"

Bai Shan invited Yue to immediately bow his hand and said, "Fang Xun drank wine and talked nonsense, please don't care about what he said!" ”

"Hehe, too lazy!"

Meng Yu suddenly felt that Baishan Yingyue still had a little bit of humanity, and he didn't want to pursue anything, so he immediately waved his hand and sat back in his place.

"I let him go for Ziyan's sake, I hope you can settle down a little, I'm not a vegetarian!"

Looking at Meng Yu's back, Confucius Yan, who was not far away, followed Baishan to invite the moon and bowed his hand, saying, "Thank you Ziyan!" ”

Meng Yu waved his hand and said, "It doesn't have to be like this! ”

The entire poetry club was silent, and everyone didn't know why.

What's going on?

(To be continued)