Chapter 112: Li Er's military parade
Since Wang Xingxin received thirty military sticks, the weather in this new military camp can be said to change day by day, and for some reason, he was tired and lazy, and he actually began to train with those soldiers.
Although the intensity of this training was not even one-tenth of that of those soldiers, he at least followed the training anyway. I also learned a set of not flashy but very practical knife techniques from Cheng Chumo.
Early one morning, in the grove next to the barracks training ground, Wang Xingxin was wearing rhinoceros leather armor, with his half-neck-length hair scattered, holding a horizontal knife and glaring at the rows of dummies made of wheat straw.
After messing around with the cloak knife technique all the way, Wang Xingxin turned his head and left without looking at it......
"Wang Da, look at how this lord's sword technique is, is it earth-shattering and crying ghosts and gods, is it a horizontal knife wave, invincible!"
"Sir, none of those dummies have fallen ......"
"Humph! You know a! Let the sword qi fly a little longer! That's Lord Ben's knife, it's too fast! ”
When he arrived at the training ground, Wang Xingxin did five push-ups as usual, stood for half an hour for military supplies, and carried out a 500-meter-long armed cross-country ......
In less than half an hour, today's training was over.
After some strenuous exercise, Wang Xingxin's meal increased greatly, and he actually ate an extra egg. Just when he was full of food, drink, washed and changed his clothes, Zhao Xingjian came to report that His Majesty was going to the new military camp to test how the training of the new army was at this time, and he had already left Chang'an City at this time.
As soon as Wang Xingxin heard that Li Er was coming, he didn't care about his freshly washed body, so he quickly rolled on the ground a few times, making his whole body covered in dust, and touched a few handfuls of dirt on his face and said to Zhao Xingjian: "Don't make a noise about this, don't tell anyone, our new military camp will show the most authentic side to your dear majesty!" ”
Zhao Xingjian was stunned and pointed at Wang Xingxin after finishing Wang Xingxin's performance and said, "Sir, are you sure that your actions are true?" ”
Wang Xingxin saw that Zhao Xingjian was so uninteresting, so he said sharply: "Cheap! I think it's better for you to be the leader of the pro-army for me, the brothers of the Xuanjia Army and you have been practicing too hard in the past few days, and when Your Majesty comes to this lord, I will ask your majesty to let you supervise and train every day to protect this lord! ”
When Zhao Xingjian heard this, he immediately flattered: "Sir, the little one is just a joke, the sir, he is not afraid of hardship, he is not afraid of dirty and the soldiers practice together, he can be a model!" ”
"You're right! Sure enough, it's cheap! ”
Then the goods ran to the training ground again, first walked around, calculating how long Li Er would have to arrive, and then found Cheng Chu, muttered silently for a while, and closed his eyes under Cheng Chumo's strange eyes.
"Brother Xin, are you sure you want the ugly cow to beat you?"
"Beat it, brother closed his eyes and suffered silently, but you remember, you only punch your face, you can only punch once, and then gently knock your brother down, remember! Be gentle, especially the punch in the face, as long as it shows the bruises! If it hurts, watch out for your wine! ”
Cheng Chumo clenched his fists very entangled, this is also called being beaten? I've never seen anyone like this! Not to mention taking the initiative to apply for being beaten, there are so many conditions, it won't be another melon disease.
Cheng Chumo punched Wang Xingxin in the face, and the force was not great, and then he gently fell down, and Wang Xingxin also rolled on the ground very cooperatively.....
"Ugly cow, Your Majesty will come later! If Your Majesty asks why your brother's face is blue and why his body is so dirty, you will cooperate and reply that we will practice martial arts! If it is a good wine, add another jar! Bad fit for the same month without your wine! ”
"Brother Xin, you are so shameless!"
When he was about to go to the training ground to command a performance, he suddenly saw that the political commissar Li Yushan not far away was writing and drawing with a small notebook.
After patting himself on the head, Wang Xingxin ran to Li Yushan at a speed of 100 meters and said, "I'm a good political commissar, am I recording the affairs of this lord for Your Majesty?" Even if His Majesty knows that the most he will do is to beat this lord, but this feud is about to be settled, and this lord will definitely admonish His Majesty, and the political commissar will pick up a knife and gun to fight the enemy! The new barracks go up to the lord and down to the men, and they must charge forward like the rest of the soldiers. ”
Li Yushan's face was cloudy, and just as he was about to speak, he saw Wang Xingxin and said insidiously: "After Your Majesty left, Lord Ben told all the guys in the cooking class, and said that our good political commissar will advise Your Majesty, and the guys' training will be doubled and they will rush to the front, I will see if the political commissar will have diarrhea or be poisoned when he eats in the future!" ”
"Sir, see for yourself!"
After speaking, he handed over the small notebook.
Wang Xingxin took it and took a look at what it was written down was actually only a matter of which soldiers trained hard and which soldiers did not train seriously. He was very embarrassed and said: "Political commissar, this lord is just joking, let's liven up the atmosphere!" Your Majesty is going to come to our new military camp in person, and I see that the political commissar is a little nervous, so I will make a joke so that you can relax. The commissar worked hard! Lord Ben decided to let Wang Da go back tomorrow to get two jars of good wine for the political commissar, and a bottle of perfume so that the political commissar could go home to please his wife! ”
After Wang Xingxin pretended to be nothing and slipped away with his hands behind his back, Li Yushan said fiercely behind his back: "What a fucking villain!" ”
Li Er came to the new military camp without much fanfare, but only took Qin Qiongcheng, biting the Golden Bull Jinda and other generals, as well as the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Wei Zheng, and a group of Wenchen, of course, there were guards.
When Li Chongyi, the general on duty in the new military camp today, came to report that His Majesty was coming, Wang Xingxin pretended to shout at everyone: "Continue training!" Don't slack off! ”
Then he took a group of officers to meet Li Er.
After everyone saw Li Er with a military salute, Wang Xingxin pointed to the new army soldiers who were training and said: "Your Majesty, please forgive the ministers for the crime of disrespect, the ministers did not notify the soldiers to assemble to see Your Majesty, because they want Your Majesty to see the most real drills, and please move to the big training ground!" ”
Li Er first absolved Wang Xingxin's non-existent sin, and then walked into the training ground with great interest.
When the officers and men of the New Army who were training saw Li Er coming, they were a little flustered at first, and quickly calmed down under the reprimand of those instructors and company commanders.
After Li Er inspected the training ground, he asked Wang Xingxin while watching the training of the new army: "Ming Shen, this is how you trained the new army for me?" I don't see any results! ”
"Your Majesty, why don't you come to a military parade? In this way, we can not only see the effectiveness of the training, but also let the soldiers see the demeanor of Your Majesty, and let the soldiers know that Your Majesty who they died for has come to see them! I will be able to redouble my efforts in the future! ”
"Ming Shen, then I will review your new army with all Aiqing!"
After Wang Xingxin saw Li Er's agreement, he said: "Please also ask Your Majesty to go to the regiment headquarters to rest first, and the minister will go to invite Your Majesty to parade the army after a little preparation!" ”
After finishing speaking, let the political commissar Li Yushan take Li Er and others to the regiment headquarters.
After calling a group of battalion commanders and company commander Wang Xingxin to explain carefully, he ran to the training ground and asked the soldiers to stop training.
Two quarters of an hour later, Wang Xingxin trotted all the way to the regiment headquarters to respectfully invite Li Er to parade.
When Li Er came to the parade platform temporarily built with a large table in the conference room of the regiment headquarters, Wang Xingxin invited Li Er and those ministers of civil and military affairs to the parade platform and began to pretend to be forced.
Under the parade stage, Wang Xingxin knelt down on one knee and said loudly: "Report to Your Majesty, all the officers and soldiers of the new military camp have been assembled, please review it Your Majesty!" The commander-in-chief of the parade is Lantian County, and the new corps commander Wang Xingxin! ”
After listening to this somewhat peculiar military parade report, Li Er was stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand: "Let's start!" ”
Wang Xingxin did not lead the new army to review himself as Li Er thought, but jumped on the parade platform in a few steps and stood in front of him.
When Wei Zheng was about to angrily reprimand this kid for his rudeness, Li Er interrupted him and said, "Wei Qing, let's see how this bastard boy performs!" ”
Wang Xingxin looked around at the neat phalanxes of battalions and companies under the parade platform and shouted: "The parade begins!" ”
Then he took a step back, stood beside Li Er and leaned back slightly, pointing to the phalanx below Cheng Chumo who was walking in unison and said: "Your Majesty, the first to ask you to review through the parade platform is the first battalion of the new regiment led by Battalion Commander Cheng Chumo, this is a brave and fearless army that absolutely obeys His Majesty's command, can win battles, and their slogan is: Use me in the first battle, use me to win.....
"Shut up! Stand honestly! ”
Before Wang Xingxin's carefully brewed commentary was finished, he was interrupted by Li Er's shout.
It turned out that Li Er saw that the pace was the same, and the neat lineup passed through the deep pit full of filth on the training ground without pause under the leadership of Cheng Chumo, even if he was marching in the pit, he kept the team neat.
Li Er is the king of the horse god, half of the Tang Dynasty was personally led by him to fight down, looking at such a disciplined and neat team of soldiers, he didn't bother to listen to Wang Xingxin's flowery explanation, he just wanted to take a good look at how the new army was.
When the first battalion, which exuded a foul smell, was walking to the parade platform, Li Er did not dislike the unpleasant smell. He was attracted by the loud roar in unison, and Cheng Chumo first started with a beginning: "Yellow sand wears gold armor in a hundred battles!" Then more than 800 soldiers in the battalion shouted in unison: "Huangsha wears gold armor in a hundred battles, and if you don't break Loulan, you won't return it!" ”
After the first battalion walked over, the second battalion led by Qin Huaidao set off from the training ground.
The soldiers of this battalion did not perform anything, but sang in unison: forward, forward, forward... Our team is facing the sun, stepping on the land of Datang, carrying the expectations of His Majesty...."
After passing the parade platform to the earth-shattering singing, the unit walked to the other side of the training ground and stood side by side with Cheng Chumo's first battalion.
When Li Erzheng was reminiscing about the military song that was shamelessly tampered with by Wang Xingxin, Wang Xingxin said: "Your Majesty, followed by the sea of fire, please allow your ministers to set a fire!" ”
Li Er, who was originally interrupted by Wang Xingxin, was a little unhappy, and when he heard that this kid applied for arson, what else did he overdo it, he asked with some curiosity: "Why set fire?" What is the meaning of this sea of fire? ”
"Back to Your Majesty, your new army must have the temperament of being indomitable in the face of the sword mountain and the sea of fire, so that it can be called a strong army.
"Then I want to see how your new army has crossed the sea of fire!"
Wang Xingxin, who was standing on the stage, waved his hand to the grenadiers led by Changsun Chong, who were waiting, and then ran out and several soldiers lit the firewood piled on the training ground.
Then Changsun Chong took those grenadiers to grit their teeth and start to cross the sea of fire in unison.
Li Er couldn't help but praise the soldiers who were walking through the parade under the leadership of the blackened eldest Sun Chong, who had their hair scorched by the fire and even some unextinguished fires on their bodies: "Good! This military discipline should be the first in Datang! ”
The proud Wang Xingxin let Li Er watch the third battalion led by Li Chongyi crawl forward on the ground full of rubble.
He also asked Zhao Xingjian to pass the parade platform with a hundred Xuanjia cavalry with a neatness that was not inferior to that of the infantry......
After this nondescript and peculiar military parade was completed, all the soldiers were summoned to neatly line up in front of the parade platform and sang a chorus: The red sun rises in the east, and His Majesty the Tang Dynasty is really Shengming.....
Li Er, who was satisfied with his vanity, was very happy, this unique and somewhat nonsense military parade not only did not make him angry, but made him happy!
Cheng Yanjin saw that Wang Xingxin was very proud, so he said to Li Er: "Your Majesty, the new army is marching very neatly, this momentum is good, and the discipline can be said to be the first in the Tang Dynasty!" I just don't know how this combat skill is? There are also ministers who have not seen this new military exercise! ”
Wang Xingxin was very anxious when he heard Cheng biting Jin's demolition: "Your Majesty, the minister is to practice discipline and foundation first, and this combat skill will be practiced again after three months, and now our new military camp has only been established for less than two months, and the minister told you before that he would train a strong army in three years." ”
Li Eryi frowned when he heard this: "I can't give you three years, I want to see a strong army after three months, and I will still be here after three months, I want to see the martial arts of this new army and the Xuanjia army!" If not, you might as well go home and live your free life! ”
After Li Er finished speaking, he took a group of ministers of civil and military affairs and turned around and left.
Wang Xingxin was also unhappy at this time.
In his limited memory, there was no war in the Tang Dynasty after defeating the Eastern Turks, and the next large-scale war in the Tang Dynasty would be fought with Tubo in the eighth year of Zhenguan, and now it is only four years of Zhenguan, so he said that he would become a strong army in three years.
What can I do, and the Xuanjia army will practice martial arts, three months, looking for death! It's pure death! The Xuanjia Army was Li Er's most elite troops.
Look at the achievements of the Xuanjia Army, not to mention anything else, Li Er led a thousand Xuanjia elite soldiers to defeat Wang Shichong and beheaded more than 6,000 people. Five hundred Xuanjia troops rushed to break Dou Jiande's 100,000 army for the vanguard....
After Li Er left, Wang Xingxin squatted on the parade platform alone, scratching his ears and cheeks, and was very sad......