Li Li is a little dazed now, he was accepted by Shi Shen to teach martial arts, and he felt that he was the guardian of Yuan Hou's Mansion, but who knew that he was driven out later, and only said that he would go undercover in Dong Bi's mansion. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Later, Dong Bi's house was burned down by Yuan Hou, and he left Dong Bi's mansion again, and now he has been wandering at home for almost a year, doing nothing all day, the widow and the old lady have scolded countless times, and Li Li is still at home.

"You can't be more interesting, just like your dead ghost father, you can't do anything, you finally got an errand in the Yuan Mansion before, but you were kicked out, went to the Dong Mansion and caught up with the master's house to go to the water, now you will only eat the old lady's at home?" After Li finished scolding, he immediately greeted a guest, and his face immediately turned into a smile.

Seeing that the old lady treats the guests and treats herself, it is completely two faces, Li Li suddenly felt that he couldn't stay at home, so he grabbed a robe and left, and it was better to go fishing by the river than to listen to the old lady's chatter.

"Who said I have nothing to do, isn't I serving in Dong Bi Laozi's house now, I'm just a foreign servant, and I don't want to think about it, who brought back such a good food as the meat sandwich bun, without this thing to sell to our family, don't we have to drink the northwest wind for both our mother and son? What else does it mean to be kicked out, Hou Ye said that this is called expatriation, if you don't let some people outside the Hou Mansion, do you wait to be served by someone? ”

Li Li scolded and walked scolding, when he passed by the fruit stall, while the boss was not paying attention, he copied a few plums in his hand, wiped them on the clothes on his chest and began to gnaw, only to take a bite and throw them away, and then began to scold the boss for having no conscience, and taking out such a sour thing to sell.

When Li Li complained, he happened to see Zhang Erlang, this guy has now become a skilled blacksmith in the new city, and he doesn't know how good his life is.

Li Li kicked Zhang Erlang's buttocks, and then the thief smiled: "Please let me drink, I won't tell your mother-in-law, you went to Hualiu Lane yesterday." ”

Zhang Erlang was startled, and his honest fat face trembled twice, and then he dragged Li Li to the corner of the street, and then wiped the sweat on his forehead and said, "Are you going to scare me to death?" My wife didn't chop me up if she found out. ”

Li Li nodded with a wicked smile, and then quipped: "How can there be people who are so afraid of your wife, and you are not afraid of our gang of little jokes?" ”

Zhang Erlang's fat face immediately tensed, and he said unhappily: "Hou Ye has said it, this is not called fear, this is called love ......"

Li Li slapped Zhang Erlang's head, and then scolded: "Love you big-headed ghost, see you here, are things ready?" Hurry up and give me the things, let people see me together, in case there is any suspicion and delay the matter of the Hou Ye, that is the big deal. ”

Zhang Erlang laughed disapprerovingly, and while taking something out of his arms, he said: "What are you afraid of, who on this street doesn't know that our brothers are young, if you want to suspect it, you will suspect it eight lifetimes ago, and it is not good to hide and hide." ”

Li Li didn't pay attention to Zhang Erlang anymore, took the thing in his hand and looked at it carefully, it turned out to be a small pottery bottle.

After thinking for a while, Li Li asked suspiciously: "Such a small bottle of medicine can really turn people into numbness?" ”

Zhang Erlang rolled his eyes and said unhappily: "Hou Ye said it is useful, it must be useful, Hou Ye Those are the skills of the immortal family, I think this small bottle is definitely comparable to a large bag of sweat medicine, Hou Ye can say, this skill is called chemistry, and I am going to start teaching in the new city, I plan to learn it." ”

Li Li snorted casually, and then said suspiciously: "Hou Ye is also strange enough, not to say that the Dong family should have died a long time ago, what is the wrong historical route to live now, and I don't know what Hou Ye is thinking, even if he wants to attack the Dong family, he doesn't need to find a subordinate to deal with it, this Qin Qingtong doesn't know what the way to come from, so he makes Hou Ye so worried?" ”

Zhang Erlang shook his fat hand impatiently, and then replied, "Why do you care so much?" As long as you let the matter of Qin Qingtong hooking up with Dong Cheng's concubine be confirmed, don't worry about the rest, Hou Ye said that when the time comes, let it go with the flow and don't interfere. ”

Li Li could only nod, then stuffed the pottery bottle into his arms, and then asked with some concern: "Is Old Man Zheng Xuan's body okay?" ”

Zhang Erlang said with a smile: "Hou Ye is a child of immortals, Old Man Zheng Xuan only suffered from some wind and cold before, but Hou Ye was cured with one pill, and Hua Tuo's eyes were straight when he saw it." ”

Li Li was a little relieved, he had learned to write with Zheng Xuan before, and he himself was a grateful person, so he took Zheng Xuan for granted as the master, and when he heard that the master was unharmed, he was relieved, patted Zhang Erlang's shoulder and said goodbye, and then got out of the street corner.

Yuan Yun sat in the study at home, looking at the gradually yellowing leaves in the yard, he didn't want to move, and he was lazily curled up in the recliner like this, which was simply a fairy-like enjoyment.

Zheng Xuan poured out some of the tea, then shook the empty pot, and kicked Yuan Yun, who was full of lazy face, and then blew his beard and said, "Since you have forcibly locked the old man in this courtyard, good tea must always be well served, right?" ”

Yuan Yun smiled bitterly, and hurriedly beckoned Qing'er over, and then bowed to Zheng Xuan and said: "Old man Kangcheng, your boss has just recovered from his illness, and this body now needs to be recuperated. ”

Zheng Xuan was very unhappy, because he was sick, he was dragged to his home by Yuan Yun, and he was not allowed to go to Xincheng, which made the old man suffocated.

After taking a sip of tea, Zheng Xuan blew his beard again and said, "Your kid said before that you must prolong the life of the old man, and you must not let the old man die this year, how strange is this, do you know that the old man is going to die this year?" ”

Yuan Yun's heart trembled when he heard this, and he suddenly saw Zheng Xuan falling, and he didn't pay attention when he was treated, so he said a few words of nonsense, not wanting this old gentleman to be conscious, so he wrote it down.

Rolling his eyes, Yuan Yun replied with a smile: "You are so old, and you suddenly collapsed, boy, I was panicked, those words just wanted to save you, rushed out, what's so strange." ”

Where would Zheng Xuan believe, staring straight at Yuan Yun for a long time before sighing: "Can you immortals really be unpredictable prophets?" If that's the case, the old man still wants to ask you about the changes in the next fifty years, will the world be peaceful? But looking at the way you kid dodge, I guessed that you would definitely not answer honestly, poor old man is still working hard for your new city, tired to the point of illness, poor ......"

After chattering, Zheng Xuan peeked at Yuan Yun again, and immediately added in an accentuated tone: "Poor, the bankrupt came to help." ”

Yuan Yun rolled his eyes and said patiently: "If a person knows what will happen tomorrow, does the old man think this is a good thing or a bad thing?" ”

Zheng Xuan was stunned for a while, thought for a while and began to shake his head, and said: "This is really not good, if everyone knows what will happen tomorrow, then the world will be in chaos, and people will immediately lose their motivation to improve, it's not good, it's really not good, you better don't say it, just treat it as if the old man didn't ask." ”

Sure enough, it is a generation of everyone, and if it is an ordinary person, it will definitely be stalked, and he will not give up without asking clearly, but Zheng Xuan figured out the key to this at once, and he is indeed a great wise man.

At this time, Qing'er made a new pot of tea, and brought a few plates of fruit by the way, and smiled sweetly at Yuan Yun after putting it down, and then turned around and retreated.

Zheng Xuan glanced at Qing'er who walked out, then at Yuan Yun, and suddenly smiled: "When will you take down a few women in your house?" The old man is still waiting to hold his grandson. ”

Yuan Yun immediately shuddered, he is really old, he can speak without scruples, such a lewd word is changed to his own words, he is guaranteed to be scolded as a stinky hooligan, Zheng Xuan said it, and others will definitely think that this is auspicious.

Sighing, Yuan Yun replied: "Wen Ji has set a date, so she will not be able to officially marry until next year." ”

Zheng Xuan laughed, pointed to Yuan Yun's nose and said: "Self-inflicted, it's not a rule you set yourself, what is eighteen years old to have sex, it's not good to have sex earlier, you can give birth to more dolls earlier." ”

Yuan Yun immediately shook his hand and said: "You must listen to the kid me, this person has a growth cycle, and only when he is eighteen years old is the most perfect period, and mating at this time is ...... Well, at this time, the quality is the best, you don't see those who gave birth to children at the age of thirteen or fourteen, how old are you, the children born are either premature, or congenitally insufficient, so my knowledge is the truth. ”

Zheng Xuan was stunned and wondered: "Giving birth to dolls is still a science?" ”

Yuan Yun replied proudly: "Of course, this is called gynecology." ”

Syllable!

Zheng Xuan slapped Yuan Yun on the back of the head, and then scolded the disciple, and then continued with a smile: "Since you kid said so, there should be some truth, you know that you know a lot of things in your head, and the old man doesn't care about you, since this is the last word, let's popularize it in the new city, so that all the people can understand this truth." ”

Yuan Yun scolded secretly, don't bother with me and still slap me? What is the matter, but if this knowledge is popularized, Cao Cao will definitely oppose it, because now the princes want the population of their territory to multiply in large numbers, and what they think about is to have more children early, and to make children until the age of eighteen, it is estimated that whoever says who will die.

After eating a piece of watermelon, Yuan Yun changed the topic and asked: "Our experimental field in Xincheng, the yield should be good now, I am ready to let the north be planted first once Cao Sikong is pacified." ”

Zheng Xuan snorted and said, "Eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, there are obviously several beauties in the house, and I still have to worry about the Zhen family in the north, but that female doll is really beautiful." ”

Yuan Yun shouted that he was wronged, and then said seriously: "Our new city does not produce grain, and most of the grain near Xudu is controlled by the clans, although Wancheng produces some grain, it is basically self-sufficient, how can I not open up the market?" Why did my kindness turn into a love for beauty, wronged. ”

Zheng Xuan naturally knew this, but as long as he had the opportunity to count Yuan Yun, then he would definitely not let it go.

also grabbed a piece of watermelon in his hand, Zheng Xuan said: "Yuan Shao's defeat has been decided, it is impossible for him to turn over, Cao Sikong pacified the north is a matter of the past two years, and now the old man is a little worried about Sun Ce in the south, this person is a real hero, with the power of one person with the Sun family, he just overwhelmed those big clans in the south, and even Liu Xian has to lie down and restless, and the prevention of Sun Ce is stricter than the prevention of Xu Du." ”

Yuan Yun frowned, why wasn't Sun Ce assassinated? Normally, he would have burped, and then his younger brother Sun Quan took over, causing the Sun family to start almost from scratch in the south.

Now it's okay, Sun Ce is still alive and well, and the Sun family's power in the south is getting bigger and bigger, if it continues to develop like this, maybe during the Chibi War, I'm afraid that the strength of the north and the south will be reversed, and it's very scary to think about it.

But now that history is a mess, Dong Cheng's members of the Cloth and Belt Edict Club are still alive, so don't be surprised if something strange happens.

"By the way, your kid suggested that Cao Ang Shizi go to crusade against Li Dao, don't worry about this now, Cao Sikong has already ordered the imperial court to order Xiliang's horses to send troops to exterminate Li Dao's bandits." After Zheng Xuan's words were finished, he ignored Yuan Yun and began to taste the new tea himself.

Yuan Yun fell silent, and his mind had already fallen into another kind of thinking.