Chapter 4: Barbarians are not appropriate

"Oh!" After listening to the soldier's words, Jiang Bangyan suddenly understood in his heart: "Wu is located in the south, and has always been regarded as a barbarian by the Central Plains countries, and Lu is even more benevolent, righteous and courteous. The husband sent himself to the banquet so that the envoy of the Lu State would know that he was a benevolent and righteous person, a person who knew etiquette, and a person who was different from other barbarians. In order to achieve the purpose of letting Lu Guogao glance at Wu Guo and unite with Wu Guo. ’

Thinking of this, Jiang Bangyan was secretly happy in his heart. In his opinion, prisoners are not terrible, but they are afraid that they are useless. Since King Wu can still think of using himself, it means that his existence still has a certain value to the other party.

I saw that he stretched out his hand to tidy up his battered prison clothes, raised his head and straightened his chest, kicked away the soldiers who were escorting him with a face of martial arts, rushed to the gate of the palace, and appeared tremblingly at the banquet where King Wu invited the envoys of the Lu State.

The guards saw that he broke into the temple without being informed, and only said that this guy was going to do something wrong, and they rushed forward with their blades, looking at their vicious posture, Jiang Bangyan was almost sure that if he didn't speak quickly, the gang would definitely chop himself up and feed it to the dogs.

Seeing that the matter was urgent, Jiang Bang didn't have time to think about it, and worked hard to learn Chen Dada's painful appearance, and raised his hands with a sad face and opened his mouth:

"Shame, sinner! Shame, the arrogance you once had! Shame, life is better than death! ”

When the husband saw him come suddenly, he was very unhappy, and when he was about to attack, he saw that the envoy of the Lu State was enjoying the other party's poems, and he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and then waved his hand, repulsing his fierce guards who had entered the palace with a vigilant face and all kinds of guys ready to eliminate the prisoner King Yue at any time.

Jiang Bang saw that no one was stopping him, he was secretly happy in his heart, and he knelt on the ground with a 'poof' as soon as he stepped forward, and looked at his respectful husband:

"Dream bear! The flood is vast; Dayu is alive! The four corners of the world; O merciful King! You are the power to save evil. ”

At this point, Jiang Bang's eyes pounced forward, and the whole person fell to the ground like a five-body cast, but he still refused to pause in his mouth, pulling his neck and continuing to howl: "Gou Jian shouldn't have been born!" Since the Kunpeng spreads its wings, why do you need the birds to soar; Gou Jian shouldn't have been born! With a wise monarch, how dare the dragon live in the temple; Gou Jian should go to wander in the underworld, and he should go to the tomb to sing! ”

Fucha never expected that Gou Jian would play poetry at the banquet where he received the envoy of the Lu State, and he never imagined that Gou Jian would praise himself so highly, and he was thundered and coke.

When the husband came to say 'flat', Jiang Bangyan straightened his waist with a sad face, and King Wu was as bold as a fight, and he was also frightened and leaned back.

When I looked at Gou Jian again, I saw that his eyes were slightly closed, his lips were trembling, he was crying bitterly, he almost didn't want to live, and he looked like he couldn't live. Just as he was about to ask, Gou Jian beat his chest with his hand, and shouted with choked but gray affirmation:

"Nope! Gou Jian can't die! Gou Jian died, how to know the reinvention of heaven's grace; Gou Jian died, how to look up to the loftiness of the mountain; Gou Jian died, how to see the king ruling the world; Gou Jian died, how to see the glory of the king's hegemony! ”

Hearing this, where did the husband still sit. I saw him stand up with a 'poof' sound, with a look of hatred for each other, and walked quickly in front of Gou Jian, regardless of the dirt on Gou Jian's body, he reached out and helped his bosom friend up, his arm slid down, and the two pairs of great hands were tightly held together.

What the other person was thinking, Jiang Bangyan didn't know at all. But looking at Fucha's tearful eyes, his convulsive cheeks, and the big mouth that was open enough to stuff three eggs into it, he had the right to believe that his beloved Royal Highness King Wu had been fooled and fainted by himself.

In order not to let Fucha slow down, in order to completely establish his victory, he held Fucha's hands tightly and shook them a few times, his left hand reached forward and hugged Fucha's right arm, and his right hand stretched out at forty-five degrees, and his mouth gushed out like a heavy machine gun with a tongue of fire spitting the poems behind him:

"O wise king! You are tall and bright, gold shield and silver armor! Mu thousands of miles of majestic wind, roll thousands of miles of dust. From the east, from the nine heavens. Emperor Yao sang for it, and Emperor Shun sang for it. O wise King! You are the overlord of the world, the force of mercy; You are the embodiment of Divine Grace, and the dew is moisturized. Goujian! Cui Wei of the Thrilling God Mountain, the soup of the sea......"

"Good, good!" As soon as Jiang Bangyan's words fell, the envoy of the Lu State couldn't hold back the excitement in his heart, and he also 'whoosh' and jumped up, tilted his thumb at the husband, shook his mouth and shook the fat fat on his face, and shouted: "The army is strong but does not destroy the country of people, and the lord of other countries is not killed, benevolence!" Win the heart of the people of Wu and be praised by the king of Yue, and be virtuous! King Wu is indeed the lord of benevolence! ”

As soon as he heard the envoy of the Lu country praise himself like this, Fucha's heart suddenly seemed to be poured into two catties of honey, and his fat face was even more smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum, and he was stunned and squeezed out the folds of his face.

The reason why he is so happy is not that he cares how much others think of him, but that he has been buttoned up for too long, and he will be looked down upon when he goes out and even has a blood alliance.

If the envoys of other countries praised him like this, he would naturally summarize these words in his sycophancy, who was well versed in the way of life. But these words came out of the mouth of the envoy of the Lu State, and the meaning was very different.

As for the reason, it is also very simple: 'Lu is the hometown of Confucius and Mencius, the state of etiquette, and the poetry and books are mostly from the house! It is not an exaggeration to say that it was the cultural center of the Zhou Dynasty. ’

In this case, the envoy of the Lu State said that he was the lord of benevolence, which was simply reaching out and taking off the hat of the barbarian state for himself and stamping it with the mark of Chinese civilization.

Thinking of his bright future and the humiliation he had suffered before, where could the husband still hold on. Seeing that he flicked his right arm, he broke free from Jiang Bangyan's shackles, stepped forward, grabbed the hands of the envoy of Lu State, and said modestly with excitement: "Doctor Bao has won the award." The husband is ashamed, he is ashamed! ”

"Deserved! Deserved! Dr. Bao had a spring-like smile on his face, and nodded frequently at the husband:

"I used to hear people say that Wu Yue was a barbarian state, and he didn't know etiquette if he didn't read poetry and books. Seeing today, not only the king of Yue is brilliant, talented, poetry and songs, but also the king of Wu is familiar with etiquette and classics, and the heart of benevolence moves the heavens and the earth. ”