Chapter 8 Foolishness means you drop
"Oh this! Know know! I'll tell you! That's what I did. ”
Although Jiang Bangyan had never seen Fan Li, what did Fan Li do, he still had a few drops in his heart. Knowing that he was one of his most loyal advisers, he naturally had no precautions, and talked about his masterpieces in the past few days with the strength of his eyebrows.
Fan Li listened to Jiang Bangyan's feat in amazement, sometimes sighing with emotion, and sometimes wiping cold sweat with palpitations. When he heard that Wu Zixu left angrily and Bo Dazai asked for an order, Rao is Fan Li was alert and not surprised, and he couldn't help but drink out a far-reaching 'good' word.
When he was about to praise Gou Jian for a few words, he found that his own king was obviously a little carried away, and he frowned and reminded carefully: "King, although King Wu has a clear purpose, Wu Xiangguo is still not to be underestimated. Inevitably, the king should endure for a few days, and it is not too late to return to his homeland and sing again. ”
"Yes, yes!" Jiang Bang looked indifferent and waved his hand at Fan Li. Staggered to his feet, glanced out alertly, saw that no one was eavesdropping, and nodded his head with satisfaction: "Trouble comes from the mouth, drunk and misunderstood, I understand this!" I'll always sleep! Then he threw himself at the hard, cold, nothing, so-called bed, and in an instant, there was an earth-shattering snoring. Fan Li saw that Gou Jian had fallen asleep, nodded his head reassuringly, turned around and sat down behind the desk, and sat aside.
When Jiang Bangyan woke up, it was already dawn, and when he saw that Fan Li had not left, but was sitting in front of the desk and pretending to sleep, he had doubts in his heart. turned over and got out of bed, walked quickly to the side of the desk, stretched out his arm and smashed Fan Li: "Mr. Fan, why didn't you go home?" ”
Fan Li didn't sleep deeply, but he was pounded by Jiang Bangyan, and woke up immediately. Seeing that his own king was standing beside him, he was sitting steadily, and hurriedly said 'capital crime' and stood up: "The minister saw that the king was drunk, and he was afraid that someone would take the opportunity to enter and induce the king to say something disrespectful to King Wu, so he waited by the side and did not dare to leave." I was sleepy for a while, and begged the king for forgiveness! ”
Fan Li said it to this point, Rao is Jiang Bangyan did not have the thinking of Gou Jian, and he was also moved by his loyalty. Stretched out his hand to help him, and said urgently: "Dude, you are serious, you are for my good, and I can't see it, what kind of crime you invited!" ”
"Dude? Which one? Fan Li glanced at Jiang Bangyan with a question mark: "What do you mean?" Jiang Bangyan rolled his eyes, and patiently explained: "As the old saying goes, buddies are brothers, and whoever is the one is what!" ”
"Corny?" Although Jiang Bangyan thought that his explanation was very good, the question mark on Fan Li's brain did not decrease but increased: "What does this mean?" ”
"Cake seller!" Jiang Bang glanced at Fan Li, who was just waiting to take a pen to make a record with a curious baby's appearance, and let out a sigh of emotion without tears, and slapped his hand on his head with a 'snap': "It's hometown dialect!" ”
Fan Li nodded abruptly: "What does the cake seller mean?" ”
Seeing that Fan Li was so persistent, he had the posture of breaking the casserole and asking if he didn't understand it, Jiang Bangyan secretly complained in his heart.
At this time, he has the right to believe that as long as he says that it is my God who sells the cakes, this guy will definitely pester himself to ask God. It's unfortunate that I might be forced to memorize the Bible. He hung his head in annoyance and blurted out: "The meaning of selling cakes is that oil is stupid!" ”
"Is there any fish?" As Jiang Bang expected, Fan Li really refused to give up, he twisted his brows and squinted his eyes, and shouted to himself again: "What kind of allusion is this?" ”
Jiang Bang's eyelids rolled and his mouth twitched, I looked down on you with a face, and replied with disdain: "This is a saying, it is a very smart meaning!" ”
"Oh!" Fan Li nodded suddenly, and thought about it: "There is fish feed!" Again, fish feed! Yes, I expected! He who foresees is a prophet and a wise man! Yes, it's expected, it's very smart, and it's really appropriate! My king actually knows such words, and he really expected it! ”
"No, no, no!" Seeing that Fan Li was learning and using it so quickly, and used the words to himself, Jiang Bangyan hurriedly waved his hand: "Gou Jian is dull, but the foolish material is not Mr., the foolish material is not the sir!" ”
The two of them tore there, and the sky gradually brightened, and with a roar of 'Yue Wang Daxi', Bo Yao Chunfeng proudly broke into Gou Jian's home.
Seeing that Fan Li was also there, Bo Yao was just stunned, but he didn't show a surprised expression, and waved his hand at the two of them: "King Yue, the king of my family ordered me to come and deliver the decree: I will send you back to the country today!" ”
"it!" Although he had been prepared in his heart, Jiang Bangyan was still shocked by this sudden good news. He pressed his hands on Bo Yao's shoulders and asked in disbelief, "Is this true?" ”
"Really, really!" Bo Yao seemed to enjoy Jiang Bangyan's look of seven points of joy and three points of surprise, he shook his big head, stroked his long beard, and looked at the 'Gou Jian' boy carefully with interest. With a smile on his face, he recounted:
"When did you deceive King Yue! Let me tell you the truth, yesterday I saw Wu Zixu come out angrily, afraid that he would hinder the king's return again. Inevitably the night is long and dreamy, a night into the palace to see the king, extremely said the loyalty of the king of Yue, the chaos of the country, the king of my family has made up his mind, so that I am fully responsible for the gift of the king of Yue! and has promised that he will send the king back today. ”
"Yes, yes, As soon as he heard that this was the case, before Jiang Bang's eyes were expressed, Fan Li bowed down with a look of surprise and admiration: "Dazai-sama is really witty, the people of Lidai Yueguo, thank you." ”
"Hmm!" Jiang Bangyan pinched his chin, and glanced at Fan Li, whose nose was almost on his knees, and scolded in his heart: "Nima's, you dare to grab the master's play." You represent the people of Yueguo, who does the lord represent? His heart suddenly moved, and he simply twisted his thighs and sat on the ground, pulling his neck and crying.
Jiang Bang's eyes cried, and Fan Li and Bo Yao suddenly cried out of confusion. Unable to stand Bo Yao's urging gaze, Fan Li stepped forward helplessly: "King, returning to your homeland is a great joy, why are you crying?" ”
Jiang Bangyan pretentiously acted for a long time, waiting for such a question, seeing Fan Li say it, his heart was overjoyed, but his face was silent, covering his face with his hands and feet messing around, crying while howling: "I am reluctant to be the king, reluctant to be Dazai-sama!" Woooooo ”
"Bang Bang!" As soon as Jiang Bangyan's words fell, there was a burst of applause at the door, and when he looked for it, he saw that my husband had a very cold face and Dr. Bao from Lu Guo appeared at the door together.