Chapter 20 Eating soil is a drop of learning
Just when Jiang Bangyan walked up to Xi Shi and was about to touch the other party's basket with his hands, Fan Li's voice suddenly came from behind: "King, Wu Zixu has woken up!" ”
When he turned his head to look, he saw that Wu Zixu really opened his eyes leisurely, and after a closer look, he saw that Wu Lao's people had an inexplicable fingernail print.
Frowning and thinking for a while, he turned over Fan Li's past from his mind, and his heart was clear: "The reason why this guy sent Xi Shi to Wu is not as simple as harming Wu Guo!" is afraid that Gou Jian will accept Xi Shi, and he himself will not have the opportunity to get close to the beauty. Although he couldn't get it when he sent it to Wu Guo, he could still do it on the way to send it to Xi Shi with some oil! ’
Then he came to such a conclusion in his heart: 'The nail mark on Wu Zixu's middle school is designated as his pinching drop!' He did this for an ulterior purpose! Its sinister intentions are self-evident! ’
Although he guessed Fan Li's intentions, Wu Zixu couldn't ignore it, he had no choice but to turn his body, and glared at Fan Li with a look of hatred I have an opinion on you.
Walked quickly to Wu Zixu's side, leaned down to check the trouser belt on Old Man Wu's arm, and saw that Old Man Wu struggled several times and couldn't get away, so he rubbed his chest with relief, and teased with a wicked face: "Old Man Wu, I didn't expect that I would have today!" ”
Wu Zixu glared at 'Gou Jian' angrily, his body writhed a few times, but he couldn't break free of the belt tied to his hand, and he snorted coldly and twisted his head: "Gou Jian, if you kill the old man, you will kill the old man." If not, the old man will definitely destroy the Yue Kingdom and cut off your dog's head, in order to hold the revenge of being humiliated today. ”
"Qi!" Jiang Bangyan squatted and pursed his lips, and waved his hand impatiently at Wu Zixu: "Old man Wu, don't you come to this set with Lao Tzu, isn't it just a radical method?" I know! Twisted his head towards Fan Li: "Mr. Fan!" In order to give us an extra ride, it is not easy for Wu Xiangguo to come all the way here, you don't know how to get some food to treat him! ”
"This!" As soon as he heard that 'Gou Jian' was going to have a treat, Fan Li secretly complained in his heart.
When he came back, although he prepared some food, he was playing directly from Gusu to Huiji, and he didn't expect to walk so far, let alone Wu Zixu would follow. Now that he has nothing to eat, where can he have the ability to receive Old Man Wu, he has no idea for a while, and he was stunned on the spot.
Jiang Bang saw Fan Li standing there in a daze, knowing that this guy was too honest, he didn't understand what he meant at all, shook his head with his head stuffy, turned around, grabbed a handful of soil with one hand, and sent it to Old Man Wu: "Say, eat coarse or fine." ”
Although Wu Zixu calculated that 'Gou Jian' was not well-intentioned, he only thought that the other party wanted to humiliate himself, and when he saw 'Gou Jian' holding two handfuls of dirt to his mouth, he also asked himself to eat coarse and fine, and his old face suddenly twisted into a twist.
He looked at the two handfuls of damp and dirty mud in Gou Jian's hands with a horrified face, and then looked at the face of 'Gou Jian' that was very serious everywhere, his lips trembled for a long time, and then he asked in disbelief: "You let me eat?" ”
"That's right!" Jiang Bangyan nodded solemnly, and sent the soil forward again: "Hurry up!" It doesn't taste good when you dry it! ”
At this time, Wu Zixu completely understood his situation: "The person on the other side really didn't joke with him. This is the present newspaper! I force others to taste that, and they want to take revenge. At that moment, he bit his teeth and closed his eyes, closed his mouth and said no more.
"Alas!" Seeing that the old man Wu closed his mouth and refused to speak, and he couldn't force himself with the mud, Jiang Bang's eyes rolled, and a stream of bad water immediately came out of his stomach: "If you don't say that the traitor is useless, and you refuse to eat such a good thing, it fully shows that you can't make a big deal." As he spoke, he leaned back and sat beside Wu Zixu:
"I think that when Li Ji made a rebellion, Gongzi Chong'er was forced into exile, passing by Weiguo and begging for food, and some people offered soil, Chong'er was overjoyed, and worshiped the soil. Twelve years later, the prince was the king of the Jin Dynasty, the army of the Revolution Dynasty, the division of the five armies, the king of Qin, the Zhou family, the defense and the destruction of Cao, the alliance of Qin, and the decisive victory of Chengpu, what kind of mind and courage, every time I think of it, it always makes Gou Jian sigh. In comparison, Wu Xiangguo closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, would rather die than accept it, his face was red, and his anger was like a bullfight, which shows that you have a small amount of energy, chicken intestines, and rat belly, and dare to be arrogant and call yourself a hero, don't you feel ashamed? ”
"Gou Jian!" As an excellent commander, a hereditary nobleman, an old minister of the Chu State, and the prime minister of the Wu State, Wu Zixu is familiar with the story of Chong'er, and he knows no less than 'Gou Jian'.
Seeing that the other party actually brought out a heavy story to cover up the truth of abusing and humiliating himself, Wu Zixu was angry that the seven orifices were full of fireworks, and his eyes widened with a 'poof', and he accidentally opened his mouth and burst out Gou Jian's name.
Jiang Bangyan said for a long time, and he waited for such a moment, when he saw him open his mouth, he raised his hand and put the mud into Wu Zixu's mouth: "Is it sweet?" ”
"Ahem, ahem!" Although Wu Zixu is strong and strong, he is also an elderly person, his breathing is not very smooth, where can he withstand this mouthful of mud and sand, he was choked by coughing and rolling his eyes, holding his breath, and almost fainting to death.
At this moment, Xi Shi, who had been standing far away, suddenly raised his lotus-like arm, stretched out his onion-like fingers, and pointed at the heart of the river: "Look, the king, there is a boat on the other side!" ”
Jiang Bangyan heard that someone was coming from the opposite side, so he hurriedly threw away the mud and ran to the shore, and when he hurriedly looked up, he saw that there were seven or eight fishing boats in the river, and on each boat, there were six or seven strong men, total, there were more than fifty, but I didn't know whether they were friends or enemies. Just as he was about to ask a question, a shout came from the river: "On the other side, have you ever seen an old man with a white beard and a copper whip riding a black horse." ”
As soon as he heard the person inquired about by the other party, Jiang Bangyan immediately understood: "Looking for Old Man Wu!" Hurriedly pulled the corners of his mouth to the lower left, put on a demented face, waved his right arm and dragged a rough voice and replied loudly: "I haven't seen it!" But his left hand hooked Fan Li a few times, and without alarming his facial muscles, he lowered his voice and quietly explained: "Hide him!" ”
The person on the other side running over is the consequence of the gods, and Fan Li understands it very clearly in his heart: 'Neither he nor Gou Jian can please him!' Jiang Bang gave an order, and without saying a word, he rolled up his sleeves and ran to Wu Zixu's side, dragging his legs and walking towards the dense grass.