Chapter 008. Young master, I, a hundred poems about fighting wine

Xiaoxiang Academy, whose status in Wolong Town is equivalent to Wangfujing in Beiping, has a high reputation and prestige, so it has a strong fan readership.

Zhao Yange doesn't have too much love for words in his bones, men are visual animals, few even study the mysteries in the depths of words, compared with boring reading, most people will choose to go to the movies.

But as a traveler, since he doesn't have such a good life, he will take this opportunity to stage an inspirational story of Diaosi's counterattack, and go to the Qinglou by the way to comfort his injured heart.

Yuhuan's face was gloomy like a cold pool, and he glanced at him, only to feel that since the young master recovered from his illness, his skin had also thickened.

"Why does the young master ask about Xiaoxiang Academy, do you want to read?"

This is really the sun hitting the west and coming out, the crows fell into the phoenix group, and when I was young, the old man found a total of eight teaching gentlemen, but these eight people, without exception, were all tortured and left by Zhao Yange by all means.

Let him read a book, just like swallowing a cockroach, it is hard!

"I want to write a best-selling book to make the whole Wolong Town feel the fragrance of peach and plum!" Zhao Yange laughed wildly.

Write your uncle, and return the fragrance of peach and plum, fragrance of your sister, it's good not to be notorious!

Yuhuan hides a lot of secrets of Zhao Yange in this era!

When the Zhao family's economy was at its peak, that is, when Wolong Town could be as famous as Zhang's family, Zhao Yange's status was heavenly.

As long as you meet a beautiful girl, regardless of whether someone is married or not, you dare to roll up your sleeves and go to tease, and you can always make up some crooked reasoning and heresy!

But a few days ago, I saw him writing calligraphy so lightly, and Yuhuan felt that this young master seemed to be a little different, at least from those words, it can be seen that he has paid a lot of skill in private.

"Young master, have you ever heard that a toad wants to eat swan meat?" Yuhuan asked helplessly.

"Of course I did!" Zhao Yange was puzzled.

"Have you ever heard of daydreaming?"

Zhao Yange: "......"

"Young master, you have to position your skills before doing one thing, although the book is not very difficult to write, but it is definitely not easy to write, a waste of time and a waste of inspiration, if you are excited to make an anti-poem, our family will be finished!

Aunt Baiyun in the next village, in her seventies, had to write a biography called "Yuezi", due to the lack of reading and the old age, she wrote six words in seven days, but she didn't come up in one breath, woohoo! ”

"......" Zhao Yange.

"......" Duan Yu.

Have you had... What does it feel like to be ridiculed by the ancients thousands of years ago? That feeling is definitely not eating shi disgusting!

Perhaps, more disgusting than eating shi...

Zhao Yange wanted to scold in his heart, but when he saw Yuhuan's cute appearance, he had to say so tactfully: "Yuhuan, how long has the young master been in a coma?" ”

"About a year or so!" Yuhuan blinked, with a hint of suspicion.

"During the time when I was in a coma, Master Zhou, Zhou Gong dreamed that I was a poet who was delayed by my family background, so I was angry and tried to be strong, and I familiarized myself with "University", "The Mean", "Analects", "Mencius" in my dream... Now the young master, I, have a hundred poems about fighting wine! ”

Familiar with 300 Tang poems, if you can't compose poems, you will be lewd!

Zhao Yange is also a top student of Tsinghua University, although he majored in science, but Tang poetry and Song poetry have been exposed to it since childhood, in this overhead world, pretending to be forced is always enough!

"In this case, Duan Yu and I will take the young master exam for Miss Yuhuan, if the young master can pass my level and conquer Yuhuan again, we believe that you have the ability to write a book!"

Duan Yu seemed to see the appearance of the young master not long after, and his heart was already soaring, but what he didn't expect was that this incident gave him a resounding nickname: the lowest caliper in the Zhao family's literature!

"I'll rub it, if Young Master Ben is afraid that you will be too bad, tell me how you want to take the test?" Zhao Yange was not angry in his heart, and suddenly screamed.

Duan Yu, who hadn't read a book for a few years, coughed twice, and said calmly: "Duan Yu thinks that he has read very little, but with these writings in his stomach, he wants to beat the young master, which is more than enough, and it is a little simpler than trying, idiom solitaire, how about it?" ”

This is the inexplicable self-confidence of an ignorant teenager!

In this era, someone actually knew idiom solitaire, which really surprised Zhao Yange, but he definitely didn't hesitate to say: "You dare to play idiom solitaire with the young master, it's really daring!" ”

"For... Duan Yu thought for a moment and said in surprise: "Do whatever you want!" ”

"For... For..."Zhao Yange scratched his head, "Do whatever you want!" ”

"Do whatever you want!"

"Do whatever you want!"

...

Spring...

Summer...

Autumn...

Winter...

So, a century passed...

"Do whatever you want!"

Hearing Duan Yu say such words, Zhao Yange finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he burst out with the power of the wilderness and scolded angrily: "For you!" ”

Duan Yu waved his hand, and it was very smooth, "Forced to Liangshan, the mountains are exhausted, do your best, do whatever you want!" ”

Zhao Yange: "......"

In the end, this competition ended in a draw, and both sides were not very embarrassed, Duan Yu wanted to make a show to humiliate the young master, but a "do whatever you want" routine played himself!

Yuhuan glanced at Zhao Yange and said slowly: "Doesn't the young master claim to have a hundred poems about fighting wine, then let's compare the poems, Yuhuan said a situation, and the young master said a poem that fits this situation, two wins in three games, how?" ”

"Hahaha..."Zhao Yange suddenly laughed uncontrollably, Lao Tzu has a computer system embedded in his skin, and he has the ability to cloud computing, will he be afraid of you A little girl who plays poetry with me?

He learned from the ancients and said: "Come on, come on, young master, I" will be at the top of the mountain, and see the mountains at a glance! ”

Yuhuan found that Zhao Yange's eyes were staring at his chest when he said this, and his face couldn't help but turn red, and he hurriedly made a difficult statement: "The infatuated man took a stunning woman..."

"In heaven I wish to be a winged bird, in the earth I wish to be a branch!"

Yuhuan's voice did not fall, Zhao Yange blurted out, Bai Juyi's poem is the truest portrayal of love, and it is perfect for use here!

"How about it, is this poem just right, don't be obsessed with the young master, this is just the tip of the iceberg involved in the young master!" Zhao Yange said proudly.

"Young master, can you listen to me finish speaking, why do you want obscene poetry if you don't agree with each other!"

Zhao Yange felt that his whole person was starting to be bad!

"Young master, in fact, the story is like this, the infatuated man took a stunning woman, this is a last resort, because two people have been married since childhood, but when they reached the age of talking about marriage, the woman suddenly got seriously ill and died, so the two of them had a secret marriage!"

Zhao Yange's face was pale, did he want a man and a dead man to perform a glue-like and earth-shattering love story, which was too unrealistic.