Chapter 7: A Brief "Happy Hour"
Time passed slowly, and He Jianye, a minor who was instructed by his eldest brother, was at home, in addition to exercising and usually going hunting in the wild, which can basically be described in one sentence as very apt: "Idle eggs hurt!" ”; Indeed, He Jianye, who is almost 18 years old, has plenty of time to exercise every day under the good living conditions of the He family, and the evil result is that one night after the crossing, he has a glorious "bedwetting", and his underwear is sticky and wet in the morning, although he is less than 18 years old from the afterlife, but the soul is 30 years old, and the knowledge popularized by the developed network in later generations is incomparable to this era. On April 26, there are only 15 days left before He Jianye's birthday, and 15 days later, that is, May 11, is He Jianye's 18th birthday, and it is also that day that He Fu will hold a grand birthday celebration for He Jianye.
On the evening of April 26, He Fuchu, who was dusty, rushed home, and after dinner, he went to the study.
"Second brother, you want to invite those people, have you thought about it?" He Fuchu asked,
"Big brother, just look at the arrangement, I don't have anything special to invite." He Jianye, who looked confused, replied,
"Oh, that's good, how about the two maids, Xiaolian and Qingya?" He Fuchu asked,
"How's that? It's good to take care of people! He Jianye continued to be confused,
"It's not about you taking care of people, it's about you, who will you choose to have a round with you after the coming-of-age ceremony?" He Fuchu explained,
"Oh, can you not choose? Big brother, I don't want to get married yet? He Jianye said, thinking: There is still a great world outside, and there are a lot of beauties waiting for me to develop? How could I give up a large forest for a piece of grass, and you would be stupid for me?
"It's not for you to get married, it's for you to have a round house first, and when you get married, you can see that your younger siblings can be promoted to become your aunt's wife." He Fuchu continued to explain, (fully acting as an enlightened teacher.) "Although they are more than 2 years older than you and less than 3 years old, as the saying goes! The female junior holds gold bricks, and they were brought into the house by the He family very early to be raised by your roommates, and they are not small, if you don't want them, they can only choose one of the subordinates to marry, or they will die alone in the He family. ”
"Ahh That ...... "He Jianye, who received the education of New China in later generations, can accept this kind of tragedy that makes people stay alive and widowed!" Someone just didn't know how to answer.
"Or you can choose one of the unengaged ladies who came to the ceremony on May 11 and get engaged. You can also choose not to choose first, otherwise you can only let your mother assign it to you," He Fuchu said,
He Jianye, who looked confused, continued to not know how to answer, "That's it! In the next few days, you should think about it and tell me. Although I am not at home during the day these days, I will basically come back at night," He Fuchu continued, "You go out! Tell Limber to come down."
"Okay, big brother" He Jianye can only be (shouting in his heart, MD, the evil old society, minors have no human rights!) What about your own love? Say yes about the feminist movement? ),
"Big Young Master" Lin Bo soon stood outside the door of the study,
"Limber, come in!" He Fuchu said,
"Seeing that the second child's coming-of-age ceremony is coming, I'm going to trouble Lin Bo again, I'm sorry for you" He Fuchu bowed slightly to Lin Bo and said,
"Young Master, don't say that, you are busy with this family day and night, and you can't take care of your family, I don't work hard, I can only do some chores. If there is anything that the eldest young master commands, I will also explain it to the next person, and let them mention it recently" Lin Musen bent down and said,
"Lin Bo, sit down, don't stand, come" He Fuchu brought a chair to Lin Musen and said,
Lin Bo, who sat down, finally spoke, "Young Master, do you have anything to explain?" ”
"Tell me to go down: First, find the tailor master tomorrow, and everyone in the family will order a new dress for each person, and the second child will wear it for the coming-of-age ceremony, and they must be energetic. Second, you go to arrange the kitchen to prepare materials, and on the day of the coming-of-age ceremony, the He family will hold a banquet in the house to entertain the guests who come to congratulate; Inform Yuexianglou that from May 10th to May 12th, He Fu has been packed, the chef comes to the house to help, and the rest will open a flowing water banquet in Qingjiang, and people from all over Qingjiang can come to eat for free in these 3 days. 3. Inform Xiaolian and Qingya that they don't have to do anything from tomorrow onwards, let them open their faces, dress up and make them trendy, all the expenses are out of the house, who can enter the second young master's room, it depends on who can arouse the interest of the second young master in the past 2 days, I think the second child seems to be a little wrong; Like a monk, you know how to run and hunt. "Oh, that's a long way off. Fourth, let the tailor prepare a few more sets of dresses for the second child, all kinds of Chinese and Western should be prepared, don't make jokes about the clothes you want to wear that day; Fifth, send someone to tidy up the hunting grounds outside the north gate and make a safe area, so that the female guests who come to congratulate have a good place to experience the landscape; Sixth, the Zeng family, the Du family, the Liu family, the Jiang family, the Xu family, and the Yang family in the county town all sent people to say that the He family had a banquet on May 11. "Tell the second child that after tomorrow, he can go out to play casually, anywhere, and tell him if he can't come back at night, but he is not allowed to go out of Qingjiang, and ask Lin Lao Er to follow him and pay attention to safety." Okay, that's all for now, Lin Bo, thank you for your hard work," He Fuchu said,
"Okay, young master, I'll do it right away" Lin Bo left.
On April 27, "What, big brother really said that? He Jianye looked incredible,
"Yes, the eldest young master told me to tell you" Lin Bo's face was sincere,
"Finally liberated, let's go to Qingjiang first, there are many places I haven't been to yet?" Someone is lustful,
In the next few days, He Jianye, who had no friends in Qingjiang, went out with a small follower, looking for a variety of colored places, but people were closed during the day and couldn't find it, and He Jianye, who didn't want to develop the "night no return" behavior too early, was afraid of his mother's worry at night, so he didn't dare to go out, as long as he lingered in various ready-to-wear shops every day, showing his rich vocabulary to the little follower, "Look, the girl in black clothes in front of her wants to have no figure, and she wants a big cake with a face, hey!" "Hey! This young woman is good, she looks good, but unfortunately the makeup on her face is too thick, and it is estimated that she can wash off a pound, and she can't see her face" "Hey! See? That, that little girl, so beautiful, she will definitely be a beauty when she grows up! "Someone started commenting on a girl in her teens." Second young master, what is a chick, what is a young woman, and what is a figure! A certain attendant who was messy in the wind looked dumbfounded, "That's it....... Forget it, you don't understand it. "He Jianye hated to think that I wouldn't spend a day if I wanted to popularize science with you!" Ah! Why is this day so fast, it's getting dark, there are few people on the street, it's boring, let's go! Go home" He Jianye led the little follower back to He's house.
Finally saw the two maids who came back before dinner He Jianye was overjoyed, "You can dress up well tonight, whether you can fly on the branches, it all depends on the past two days", seeing that the two maids who were less than 5 days away from May 11th thought of it, and snorted to each other, no way! My colleague suddenly became a competitor!
After dinner, the two brothers chatted in the living room, taking this opportunity to come in and pour water every 5 minutes, and they had to change the hot water if they didn't drink it. One will be fresh girly makeup, the other will be strong fireworks makeup, and then there will be a variety of eye shows? He Jianye wanted to say: "You two stop quickly!" I absolutely do not obey! A firewood girl, a graphic model, I'm sure I won't let you succeed. Seeing that He Fuchu in his eyes continued to encourage the two maids with his eyes, seeing that the dogs were about to fall asleep, He Fuchu really couldn't hold on, seeing He Jianye's still unresponsive expression, he said, "Okay, second brother, rest early!" "Go back to your room. The two maids who were doing the fashion show were directly stuck in the night wind, "What's the matter, why didn't you react?" What to do? The two said at the same time, and the two competitors finally surrendered to each other and asked, "What does the second young master like?" "Let's go, let's go to his second brother Lin, he follows the second young master every day, he must know" Qingya Ghost Fairy said, "Okay, go now" Xiaolian immediately put into action, and the two of them rushed out of the hall at the same time.
"Bang bang bang" turned into two maids smashing the door of the smashing Lin Lao Er's door, "Lin Lao Er, come out" Qing Ya shouted,
"What are you doing! Don't let people sleep! The sleepy-eyed Lin Lao Er complained before he could see who it was when he opened the door,
"What's the matter, I can't call you!" Xiaolian got started directly, and twisted Lin Laoer's ears to make a 45-degree channel change action, which made Lin Laoer sober.
"Oops! Two aunts and grandmothers! Stop, stop! Lin Lao Er hurriedly begged for mercy, facing the two fierce women of the same class who could turn into the young master's room at any time, Lin Lao Er didn't dare to resist!
"Come on, what kind of woman does the second young master like?" Qingya can't wait,
"I don't know!" Lin Lao Er looked confused,
"I really don't know? Want to try it again? Xiaolian gestured with her hand to twist her ears,
"No, I really don't know! The second young master didn't tell me anything about it! Lin Lao Er immediately replied,
Seeing that the green shoots that were hard and couldn't be used, his eyes rolled, "Lin Er!" Cui is my good sister! Do you still want to? Well! ”
"Ahh But I don't know! Lin Lao Er said with a pitiful face,
"Then what do you say about the second young master's different reaction when he sees that kind of woman?" Xiaolian decided to develop herself,
"Well, I want to think about it" Lin Lao Er fell into deep thought,
In fact, less than 5 minutes passed, and the two people who were anxiously waiting for the answer felt like it had been the middle of the night.
"Well, when I came back from Luoshan that time, I met the fifth aunt of the Yang Mansion on the street, and the second young master specially called me over to ask who was coming, and made a tsk-tut-tsk sound" Lin Lao Er said,
"What did the Second Young Master say? And then? Xiaolian then asked,
"The second young master said that the figure is very good. I didn't hear the rest," Lin Lao Er said,
"What kind of clothes and what color did the fifth aunt of the Yang Mansion wear at that time? What dress? Xiaolian then asked,
"I seem to be wearing a cheongsam, I can't remember the color, I don't have makeup on my face, it's too far away, I don't see it" Lin Lao Er replied,
"Anything else?" Qingya is in a hurry, she can't compare to the figure of the fifth aunt of the Yang Mansion, it's not a grade!
"In the past two days, the second young master has been muttering again, saying that he is in good shape! I can wash a pound of makeup powder! O beautiful little girl! Wait, it's too quiet, I don't understand it! Lin Laoer, who was eager to perform, continued to dig up memories,
"Okay, go back to sleep!" After the two maids asked, they left Lin Lao Er directly at the door,
"Hey! Don't forget to promise my little cui," Lin Lao Er only dared to mutter.
"Ahh Sneezing, ah... Sneezing, ah... Sneezing ......" He Jianye, who was sleeping in bed, inexplicably began to sneeze several times, "Who is talking bad about me behind my back, and the labor and management draw circles and curse you" Someone continued to sleep!
The two maids who returned to the room immediately began information analysis, and according to the sporadic information obtained by the two, the two finally came to the conclusion: The second young master likes to wear cheongsam, and he has to be good at giving birth (big breasts and big buttocks, and there is no figure in the maid's memory!). I don't like heavy makeup. Looking through all the new clothes, the two maids sadly found that there were no cheongsams. The two unanimously decided to buy a cheongsam tomorrow and buy a ready-made one, and the time was almost too late. On the second day, He Jianye continued to wander on the street, and the two maids went straight to the ready-to-wear store.
"Huh! Isn't that Qingya and Xiaolian! Why did they come to the ready-to-wear store? Lin Er, go and take a look! He Jianye was surprised,
"Second Young Master, what can they do! It's not about buying clothes! Anyway, you can always watch when you go back, don't go, didn't you say you were going to the casino today to try your luck! Lin Lao Er instigated, dare to let the second young master go? If you find out that you have been betrayed, you must not peel me up?
"Yes! Let's go, work in the casino. Look at Young Master Ben killing all sides today! He Jianye said arrogantly,
When he came to the largest casino in Qingjiang, "Black Wind Casino", he opened the curtain and was greeted by a mixture of smoke, stink, and alcohol, which almost stunned He Jianye. "Second young master, there is a private room upstairs" Lin Lao Er said,
"Guest officer, do you want to try your luck on the first floor or go upstairs to enjoy tea?" A little second nodded and came in,
"Well, I'll take a look first." He Jianye said, "The key is to not understand the rules and gameplay of casinos in this world!" Familiarize yourself with the situation first" He Jianye thought,
After Lin Laoer's inquiry, He Jianye finally understood that trying his luck on the first floor is to play with everyone, dice, chess and cards and other ways to play, and the casino sits in the bank and buys it casually. Going upstairs to drink tea is a single choice, and the casino will send someone to accompany you to gamble. "MD, labor and management are not masters, and going upstairs is not to deliver food?" He Jianye thought,
"Let's go see how the dice are played?" He Jianye said hurriedly, he came to the future generations and knew that when many people bet on the size or number of dice together, they must comprehensively consider probability, psychology, and economics, and he can also play with others.
He Jianye felt that after a while, the 50 oceans were gone, and he would come back after a while, anyway, winning or losing was always hovering between the 50 oceans, and seeing that it was almost time for lunch, Lin Lao Er stepped forward and said, "Second young master, we should go." It's time to eat. ”
"Go and go, eat by yourself, I'll play again!" Playing is cool, He Jianye, who is slowly touching the door, said impatiently,
"Oh, then I'll go buy a cake and I'll be back in a minute! Second Young Master, what do you want to eat? I'll bring you a little "Lin Lao Er fully plays a good waiter,
"Don't" He Jianye didn't look back,
"Then I'll go out, I'll be back soon, Second Young Master" Lin Lao Er went out in a blink of an eye,
"Haha, 1, 2, 3, 6 points small, win, 1 to 6, labor guess 6 points, lose money, 300 oceans." The excited He Jianye shouted,
"Sir, wait a minute" How dare the beautiful woman who sat in the village dare to pay for it, and hurriedly called the person next to her to call the shopkeeper.
In the backyard of the casino, a slightly chubby middle-aged man sat on a chair with 2 polished iron balls in his hands, looking like a triad boss! "Shopkeeper, someone smashed the field, and he has won almost 500 oceans" came in and a black skin reported to the fat man in a low voice,
"You go and tell that person, give him another 100 oceans, 66 Dashun, and make a friend. Understand? The fat man said,
"Yes, the shopkeeper" Black Skin went out,
"Brother, make a friend? This is a gift from the shopkeeper to you" Hei Pi said in front of He Jianye as he threw a money bag, and the gamblers next to him flashed when they saw that the atmosphere was not right.
"What do you mean?" He Jianye still doesn't understand,
"It's for you to get out of the way with the money, and that's back and forth," the black skin said arrogantly,
"Ahh He Jianye was confused, so arrogant, I don't know who I am? (Anyway, others really don't know who this is, and he is not a celebrity in Qingjiang)
"Ah Mao, if you don't get out, you want to be beaten?" The black skin looked at the stupid person in front of him with contempt, and wanted to pinch He Jianye's shoulder with his hand. At this moment, Lin Er's follower, who was holding a flatbread in his hand and a mouth full of oil, had just entered the house, and when he saw it, it was terrible, someone wanted to beat the second young master, threw down the flatbread in his hand, and rushed up quickly and shouted, "I'm impatient, get out!" ”
"Brothers, beat him" Heipi saw that there was something more horizontal than himself in his own territory, and directly ordered the thugs to get started. brush, 5 big men in black clothes emerged around, and they were about to get started. As soon as I saw the little followers who rushed in, everyone didn't move. It turned out that Lin Lao Er dragged a gun out of his waist and put it on the head of a certain black skin. "You guys try it," Lin Lao Er shouted,
"Brother, don't think that you have a gun, you can put down the gun and walk out vertically today, otherwise there will be a few more corpses in a mass grave today" Blackskin continued to beep,
Standing in the middle of the master-servant duo (actually someone hasn't spoken yet?) has been watching the play) was instantly pointed at by the top of 2 guns, "What are you doing?" Why are you still moving? The fat shopkeeper in the backyard was informed and came out, and he shouted before he could see who was making trouble. The black skins in a circle made way of a passage, and the fat shopkeeper finally saw who was inside? "Gurgle" The fat shopkeeper's heart jumped sharply, and he was so frightened that he almost didn't fall over, "MD, second young master?" It's over" The fat shopkeeper thought in his heart, and the fat shopkeeper who was about to go up to apologize looked at Lin Laoer's eyes, and suddenly realized, "Oh, the second young master doesn't know that this is his own business!" ”
"Bang Bang" The fat shopkeeper turned around and slapped a few slaps one by one from the middle of the black skin, and the speed made He Jianye, who was eating melon seeds and watching the play, not react, "What are you doing?" How do you usually teach you, to be polite to guests, to greet them with a smile, what is your attitude? Why don't you apologize to your guests? "The power of the fat shopkeeper's instant explosion made the black skins collectively blindfolded." What are you still doing? The fat shopkeeper was furious, and took advantage of the situation to give the leader a look at the black skin. is worthy of being the leader, and I understand it in seconds. Bent down directly and said, "I'm sorry, brother, we were wrong, you don't care about the villain" The remaining black skins who didn't react saw that the boss was wilted, and immediately put away their guns and apologized collectively.
"Brother, you can play casually today, do your best!" The fat shopkeeper led the black skins to leave decisively,
"Still playing a fart, go, go back" He Jianye, who was in a bad mood, left directly, and Lin Lao Er hurriedly caught up with He Jianye's luck today.
He Jianye, who went out, took a breath of clear air, "Ah! It's still cool outside! Why didn't you smoke me to death? I admire my endurance so much. Someone began to be proud, looking at the sky above him, He Jianye, who felt the hunger in his stomach, suddenly reacted, hasn't eaten lunch yet? But it's too late to do this, what should I do? Let's have lunch! It's too late, wait for dinner! It's been a long time! Forget it, just find a place to eat something to cushion your stomach. "Lin Laoer, find a place to eat."
Tea house, private room, "come to roast chicken, cut a plate of beef, and then come to pick up side dishes, the whole pot of wine" He Jianye commanded,
"Second Young Master, don't you don't drink?" Lin Lao Er asked,
"Really? Who says I don't drink? He Jianye directly ignored the question of his follower,
After a while, accompanied by Xiao Er's knock on the door, "Guest officer, you have all the dishes you want, please use it slowly" Xiao Er walked away obediently, someone who turned into a carnivore had no image of a happy meal, "poured wine" someone vaguely instructed to follow the class, dozens of minutes later, in the private room with messy cups and plates, someone lay on the chair without an image, touched the round belly with his left hand, and took a cup of tea with his right hand, "Cool!" Someone muttered, "Let's go, go home" Lin Lao Er hurriedly followed, and went downstairs to check out and get the matter, so naturally our young master didn't have to worry about it. When I went out and stood on the street, the cold wind blew like this, "Damn, why are you a little dizzy, the future generations of labor and management are the wine and kill the field, and they claim to have been drinking, why are you a little dizzy today with only a pot of wine?" He Jianye thought (nonsense, is it a body?) The alcohol tolerance is the same! He Jianye, who originally wanted to take a walk to eat and go home, directly ordered, "Lin Laoer, find a car, go home" He Jianye is still insisting on not falling, such an unstable state of walking, in case he falls on the street, it is too embarrassing.
"Uncle He, come and help, the second young master has drunk too much." At the door of He's house, Lin Lao Er was calling the porter Uncle He, and the two of them helped He Jianye, who was no longer able to walk, back to the room and lay down. As soon as Lin Lao Er walked out of He Jianye's bedroom, as soon as he arrived in the courtyard, he met the two maids who had returned from shopping for clothes, "Lin Lao Er, stop, where is the second young master?" Qingya shouted directly, "Oh, he just drank some wine and lay down in the room" Lin Lao Er said casually, "Ah! Then you don't take care of it, go quickly, we'll come over later" Xiaolian finished speaking, and pulled Qingya back to the backyard.
He Jianye, who was dizzy and lying on the bed in the room, was regretting that he shouldn't drink, and he couldn't sleep when he was lying down, so he just leaned half on the head of the bed. I'm thinking about the after-drinking show, but I don't know what comes to mind? The corners of his mouth twitched directly, and the laughter of "hey, hey, hey" came out; Suddenly, the door opened without warning, and He Jianye looked at it with confused eyes, "yes, isn't this at home, where did Lin Lao Er get me?" How to sleep and have a beautiful woman to take care of it" He Jianye tried to see clearly, but he was flickered by the light outside the door, and he was blurry after drinking, and he didn't see his face clearly, but he just felt that he had a good figure, there was meat in a place where there should be meat, and a pitiful little Lori, "Well, the grade is good, you can come back in the future" He Jianye, who was dizzy, was thinking? Nazhi finally couldn't resist the strength of the wine and fell asleep directly.