Look at my good temper and scold Huai in front of me, right? There are really dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water.

I don't know why this is purely pretentious and hypocritical in my opinion, why would he refuse my invitation, if it is to be sold at a price, this scene seems to be a bit too much, then the only explanation is that he really hates to serve the nobles, it is estimated that this child has a psychological shadow on the nobles when he grows up, and belongs to the kind of acquired children who are artificially lost, so his dislike for us is so unforgettable.

That's right, that's it, I made a conclusion about my proposition in my mind, so I decided to deal with it coldly first.

I glanced at the guards, this idiot showed the superb qualities of the ultimate idiot, it seemed that he drank too much fake milk powder when he was a child, and when he saw my hint, he was stunned at first, and then opened his mouth and asked me: "My lord, do you have needle eyes in your eyes?" Why do you keep winking at me? ”

I'll rub it! Universal compulsory education is really a big thing for the benefit of the country and the people, and ignorance and ignorance have turned an innocent and stupid child into something, even if you don't understand what it means, you shouldn't open your mouth and ask on the spot, right?

I can't wait to give him that big cake face with all the potholes, and the red and white ones come out and turn them into pizza ovens.

But angry is angry, the real source of soldiers is such a quality, it can't be marked on the conscription notice, requiring a college degree or above CET-6, right?

Kohler took a vigilant step back, looking at me with the eyes that I knew you weren't a fuel-efficient lamp, full of contempt about to overflow.

I walked out of the stable with the brain cells that had been scorched outside and tender, beckoned a few guards guarding the outside, and ordered: "Find an opportunity to knock the person inside out and tie him up, starve him for a few days and kill him arrogantly, right?" ”

If you don't eat the toast, you can only taste the punishment wine, anyway, even if you can't be owned by me in the end, you must not let you go out and let other enemies get it, then I won't lose my wife and soldiers.

I turned around in the darkness of the castle and said with a murderous voice: "Rather teach me to bear the world, and stop teaching the world to bear me!" ”

For a while, the atmosphere was dark and overwhelming, and I really had the characteristics of being a villain.

Early the next morning, under my kind care and guidance, the first industrial revolution activity of the Randy Castle Scientific Research Program was officially launched.

According to my request, Wangcai prepared the experimental site and various tools in advance, and everyone who worked was arranged to eat barley porridge and black bread with meat in the morning, and said goodbye to his family in advance, and also received ten copper coins as a pension.

Because in their opinion, the whim of the lord is no different from those alchemists who walk the streets and alleys to resell dog skin plasters, and if they can't get some messy things mixed together, they can't even find a corpse, and it is really unreasonable not to sacrifice the five internal organs temple first.

Wangcai also looked at everyone's voluntary registration, and squeezed out a little money from the increasingly stretched castle funds to appease the emotions of the family, after all, people's hearts are flesh and blood, who lost such a big living person, will not feel distressed and life will not be affected?

Fortunately, the lord lord is a kind person who is different and sympathetic to the people, otherwise wouldn't the strong man who was forcibly pulled be thrown away in vain? Afterwards, I knew that Wangcai was asking for money from me for this reason, and the bowels of regret were about to be knotted.

I was the only one in the audience who was excited and eager to try, and everyone who could find an excuse not to show up at the scene disappeared as if they had stepped on a somersault cloud for 108,000 miles, and even Joel, who was drunk like mud, continued to fill horse urine on the ground.

Hans and the old crook took a bite and hid in the farthest corner of the castle square from me, and the reason why they did not leave like the others was because the old liar was reluctant to give up his money, and Hans was reluctant to give up my rights.

"Alright boys, cheer me up!"

I clapped my hands and tried to mobilize the emotions of everyone present, but there were very few responders, and everyone was very uncooperative with my behavior of being bewitched by the devil.

"Wangcai, you take a few people to cut these reeds into thin pieces with a guillotine, and tell those fools that I don't want the reeds on the top, just the reed stalks below, and the bull you stare at boiling the water in the cauldron, and then put the cut reeds in and boil them to rot, and then take them out and put them into the stone mortar and lick them vigorously, and those who have eaten meat in the morning will give me the strength to feed! I want mud to know no! This is not a drill, repeat, this is not a drill! ”

The two of them took the order and left, and the people, who were still at a loss just now, quickly put into their respective work under my command, and the paper-making war in full swing began.

"My lord, do you think this is fine enough?" Wangcai rushed over to me with a cut reed pole in his hand and asked me.

"No, no, no matter how fine and thin it is, it's finer than a hair." I measured the thickness of my hair and said.

"My lord, do you think it's okay to cook like this?" The bull asked me, pointing to the steaming iron pot.

"Add another heat to me and cook hard!" I yelled with my cheeks puffed out.

"Master, are we up to standard?" One of the leaders panted and hugged a wooden pound and asked for instructions.

"Didn't you eat in the morning? Or do you think ten copper coins is too little? Give me the strength to feed, feed, you know? Hard! The topic was a bit inappropriate for children, and the poor consul blushed and bowed his head and did not speak, and could only vent his resentment on a pale green paste.

After a morning of unremitting efforts, after wasting six full bales of reeds and countless pieces of wood, as well as unpaid manpower, we nervously waited for the finished product to be baked.

I personally removed the stones that were pressed against them one by one, and then slowly uncovered the fine linen cloth that had absorbed water on them.

A ...... Well, the straw paper with at least 10,000 pimples on the surface was officially born, which was an epoch-making product, and although I was very dissatisfied with my own brainchild with an awkward smile, the old liar squeezed all the strong men to the front with his small body that he claimed was too old to be old, and trembled and held up the tattered piece of straw that was so unsuccessful that it was not even as good as the yellow paper of later generations, as if it were a whole piece of gold: "This is a miracle, a miracle of God!" We're rich! ”

I shrugged my shoulders, this defect was far from what I had imagined, and the actual value was only to wipe my ass, but this invention would at least allow me to get rid of the rough wooden sticks that had made me almost anal fissure.

Thinking of this, I have determined that the brand direction of my first product is to launch a new concept of toilet products for all aristocrats.

Although this was considered a tyrannical thing by the old liar, after I assured him that the future products would be lighter and smoother, the distribution channel was finally leveled, and the production of toilet paper entered the production line in full swing.

I stood high under the adoring gaze of the crowd, and below were all the people who were quietly waiting for my inspiring speech.

I cleared my throat and said with a smile, "So now, can you give me back the money you paid you in the morning?" ”