I was able to hide from the first day of junior high school, but I couldn't hide from the fifteenth, and Wang Xingxin, who was beaten by Cheng and Qin, limped out of the palace with a limp.

Standing at the gate of the palace, Wang Xingxin touched his buttocks, helplessly looking at the two uncles who were beating the horses and left, and wanted to cry without tears. These two old guys will leave after the fight, how to ride a horse when this ass is eight-petaled, how can the master go back!

Wang Xingxin, who was hovering at the gate of the palace, tried to climb on the horse, and as soon as he sat on the saddle, he raised his butt with a scream. This Taiji Palace is also an hour away from Zhai Changsun's military camp and riding a horse, how can I go back!

Qin Qiong and Cheng Yanjin's mansion must not go, Li Erci has not been to his mansion in Chang'an once, and he doesn't know where it is.

What can I do? Going to buy a carriage? I wanted to ask Li Jing for help, but since Li Jing's victory, Xiao Yu actually impeached Li Jing for having no way to govern the army, and connived at his soldiers to plunder the property of the Turkic nobles.

Although Li Er was not to blame, Li Jing closed the door and guarded himself, put an end to guests, and no longer participated in court politics. At the beginning, when Qin and Cheng visited, they were not allowed to enter their door.

At this time, Wang Xingxin had no choice, so he had to inquire where there was a carriage to rent, and he couldn't stay at the gate of Hetai Palace all the time.

Wang Xingxin staggered and led the horse and walked a few steps before he heard someone call him: "Why hasn't Lantian County left yet?" Wang Xingxin looked back and saw that it was the big eunuch beside Li Er.

"Father-in-law, how do you see my ass being beaten? I was about to rent a carriage and go back to Lord Zhai's barracks. ”

Wang Xingxin's eyes rolled and said, "Where is my father-in-law going?" Your Majesty is still free, and I just remembered that there is another very important thing that I have not told Your Majesty, and I hope to inform you. ”

This eunuch has seen the magic of Lantian County many times, and he didn't dare to slack off and hurriedly asked Li Er for instructions.

After walking to the imperial study with difficulty, Wang Xingxin saw that Li Er was looking at a book with a book, and when he saw that Li Er's face was good, he said: "Your Majesty, I was beaten up by Uncle Cheng just now, Your Majesty ignored the boy's call for help, this almost missed a big deal!" ”

Li Er raised his head and looked at Wang Xingxin meaningfully: "Oh! What is the big thing in Lantian County that was almost delayed by me? It won't be a big deal that you can't ride a horse with your ass blooming! ”

When Wang Xingxin heard Li Er say this, he was a little flustered at first, and then pretended to say: "It's not a matter of the minister's butt, it's a major event that can make Your Majesty firmly grasp the soldiers of the entire Tang Dynasty in the palm of his hand!"

Since ancient times, all emperors regard military power as more important than anything else, Li Er is the emperor immediately, and this throne is also a little not very bright, and when I heard Wang Xingxin speak, it seems that there is a way to completely control all the soldiers of the Tang Dynasty. I was immediately interested, and I didn't read the book in my hand.

"Lantian County, do you know what you said?"

"Of course I do! Isn't it just to seize the military power, as long as the ordinary soldiers and middle- and lower-level officers of the entire Tang Dynasty are loyal to Your Majesty, no matter who is in charge of the army, they will not be able to rebel! ”

"Speak quickly! Is there any way to make all the soldiers and middle- and lower-level officers of the Tang Dynasty loyal to me! ”

Wang Xingxin told Li Er about the set of theories propagated by political workers in later generations, and then changed a song to Li Er on the spot: Dongfang is red, the sun is rising, and His Majesty the Tang Dynasty is really Shengming. He worked for the well-being of the people. Whoa! He is the savior of Datang.....

Then he shamelessly tampered with the military song of our army, as well as the people who were our soldiers, etc....

Li Erzheng pondered Wang Xingxin's "brainwashing", "ideological and political education", "grievance conference" and other fresh words and phrases that he had never heard before, when Wang Xingxin added another fire.

"Your Majesty, this method is also good for scholars! When children are enlightened, they must add ideological and political education! ”

This Li Tang Tianxia was originally obtained by rebellion, and Li Er knows the power of the people! Otherwise, he wouldn't have uttered the ancient sayings of the boat and the people. Wang Xingxin's method was exactly what he wanted.

"Lantian County, can others know at this time?"

"Your Majesty, there is no one else!"

"Then how do you think this thing should be carried out?"

"Your Majesty, this matter is easy to do, now that it is implemented in the new army, it won't take a year for the minister to train a group of political commissars for you! When the time comes, Your Majesty will be assigned to the various armies! ”

"Humph! What you kid said is simple, but what if the political commissar you said had a conflict with the lord! And where did that commissar come from? ”

"Your Majesty! Choose some who are absolutely loyal, but you have to be able to speak and understand some writing and ink, as for the conflict with the main general? It's easier to do, the commissar only cares about life, and doesn't care about anything else! The military commander has the right to say, and the political commissar only needs to carry out the ideological education of the officers and men of the whole army, and do not give him any military power! ”

After Li Er heard this, he suddenly realized! Yes! This separation of military and government is too appropriate! The ecstatic Li Er circled around Wang Xingxin a few times, just when Wang Xingxin was about to be stunned

"Lantian County, I really want to know where you came from! I really want to know what's in your head! ”

Just when Wang Xingxin was panicked, Li Er said again: "Last time you asked me if I could believe you, now I tell you, I believe you!" Don't let me live up to my trust! Don't say anything about this, I will send someone after your new army is formed! You go back first! ”

When Wang Xingxin heard Li Er, he didn't ask about his origin, nor did he mention the matter of studying his head. wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said, "Your Majesty, is this considered meritorious!" ”

Li Er looked at Wang Xingxin, who was out of tune again, gritted his teeth and said, "Count!" Great work! ”

"Since the great merit also asks Your Majesty to reward a carriage, this boy's ass really can't ride a horse, so he really can't go back! If Your Majesty doesn't give the carriage, the kid will stay here! ”

Li Er looked at Wang Xingxin, who was playing a scoundrel, and said with some anger: "Bastard boy, you won't give me advice because your butt hurts so much that you can't go back to the Xuanjia military camp, right!" ”

Wang Xingxin hurriedly denied it, if he let Li Er know that he was indeed giving advice for this reason, he would have to be beaten again!

After thinking about it, Li Erwei decided that Wang Xingxin was indeed making suggestions because of this matter, and he couldn't help but think angrily: My Tang Dynasty is not as important as your ass in Lantian County! What a bastard! Bastard!

Li Er, who suppressed his anger, looked at Wang Xingxin with a smile and said: "Carriage, I will let people prepare, and then add some cushions to Lantian County, so that the imperial doctor can prepare the wound medicine, Lantian County, are you satisfied with my arrangement?" ”

When Wang Xingxin heard this, it seemed that something was wrong! You're welcome! This is not Li Er's style!

"Your Majesty, don't be so troublesome, what are you polite to the kid! A carriage is all it takes! ”

"Lantian County has made such a great contribution to me, I see that Lantian County's butt is in unbearable pain, how can I let my good courtiers suffer so much! Just do what I say! ”

Then let the carriage be prepared and go to the doctor!

Wang Xingxin heard that Li Er was very sincere, and no longer doubted, and just about to thank Li Er, he said to the big eunuch beside him: "When the imperial doctor comes, pull this bastard boy down and scold him ten!" Remember not to break your bones! Just break the skin and meat! ”

"Your Majesty, why! Why! You said that the subordinate is a great achievement! If you don't want the horse and Chechnya, can't you get out of here? ”

"Humph! Why, I just want to beat you up bastard! .....”

"Your Majesty, what about Tianli..... I'm dripping ass! Chrysanthemums! It's a sin to follow the master..."

"Heavenly reason! I am the Son of Heaven! My words are the principles of heaven! Dare to call me a master in front of me, what a big guts! What a big breath! I wanted to spare you bastard boy, it seems that I won't lose anything by beating you! ...”

If time can be reversed, Wang Xingxin will not give advice to Li Er even if he is crawling, but this time cannot be reversed.

Since time can't be turned back, you can only suffer in the ass! After the imperial doctor applied the wound medicine, several palace people carried Wang Xingxin into the carriage, Li Er really kept his word, and there was a thick cushion on the carriage....