【413】Hanging sausages in the mouth
Summary of the previous chapter: Ma Xiaoquan returned home and told his wife Hua Yuexin about his son Ma Zheng's stay in Cao Ying, of course, in order not to worry his wife, Ma Xiaoquan lied that his son had been by Cao Cao's side, but this matter was also known to Emperor Han Xian, who was far away in Xudu
++++++++++++++++++++++ Cao Cao fought with Ma Chao in front, and in Xudu, Liu Xie, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty, also began to move.
Liu Xie summoned more than a dozen Hanchen to discuss specific countermeasures.
Although these Hanchens all supported the Han family, there were also those who were afraid of Cao Cao or Ma Xiaoquan, and when they heard that Emperor Han Xian wanted to provoke the relationship between Ma Cao and the two, some of the less courageous Hanchens immediately spoke out against it.
Liu Xie had already expected it, and said unhurriedly: "Ladies and gentlemen, Cao Thief has controlled the government for several years, although I am the emperor, but I have no real power, you and I are of one heart and one mind, you should not think like this."
Yi Hanchen smiled bitterly and said respectfully: "Your Majesty, it's not that we don't have the same heart and mind as the emperor, but firstly, Cao Thief is quite powerful, and secondly, the immortal marquis is extraordinary, far from being able to be hostile to ordinary people like us?" ”
Liu Xie frowned and glanced at Han Chen, waved his hand, and said, "Actually, I also know, so what I want you to help do is some auxiliary work, as for the rest, I will find another person to do it, so you don't have to worry about it." ”
Liu Xie said and glanced at a little eunuch next to him, and the little eunuch immediately took out a pair of white scrolls from his arms.
"I hope you will sign your name on this white scroll, cough cough, of course, if you don't sign it, then I am afraid that this palace will not be able to leave today!"
After speaking, Emperor Liu Xie of the Han Dynasty clapped his hands twice, and immediately sprang out from behind the screen with seven or eight sword-and-axe hands.
"Gollum~~" Everyone looked at those fierce sword and axe hands, and swallowed their saliva involuntarily.
Some of the Hanchens who were in unison with Emperor Han Xian were not afraid, but stepped forward with a smile and took the lead in signing their names, and those Hanchens who were still holding a fluke mentality regretted that they should not come today.
But there is only one human life, and if you don't sign it today, I'm afraid that your life will be handed over here.
An older Hanchen fell to his knees with a puff and begged for mercy: "Your Majesty, there is an eighty-year-old mother on Weichen and Weichen, and there is a child waiting to be fed."
Liu Xie waved his hand impatiently, and before Han Chen finished speaking, several swords and axes hacked the man to death on the spot with a few strokes.
Liu Xie's hand made the atmosphere in the field cold for a moment, looking at the faces of everyone in the field was not good-looking, Liu Xie smiled and said: "You don't need to panic, that guy should be damned, why, because he is the eyeliner that Cao Thief planted here, well, I am very relieved to remove him today?" A few of you, why don't you sign yet, are you also the eyeliner of Cao thief? ”
Liu Xie's last sentence seemed to be joking, and even his expression was the same, but the seven or eight sword and axe men around him were not like him, a pair of bloodshot eyes stared at the remaining few who had not signed.
Forced by the emperor's prestige, a few people who did not sign had to step forward and sign obediently.
As soon as the words were signed, the little eunuch hurriedly stepped forward and took the white scroll back and presented it to Liu Xie for him to see.
"Well~~ Very good, hehe, it's really hard for you Aiqing, come, then let's continue to discuss"
A Hanchen said: "Your Majesty, then this corpse"
Emperor Han Xian smiled: "It's okay, it's okay, it's good when he doesn't save zài!" ”
Don't save zài? Joke! He was hacked to death in front of us just now, and we all saw it with our own eyes, can we not save zài?
Zhong Hanchen nodded with a wry smile, and came to the emperor in fear to give the emperor advice
Yecheng, the compound of the Ma family.
Ma Xiaoquan, who hadn't communicated with Tsing Yi for a long time, came to Tsing Yi's boudoir alone.
Tsing Yi gave birth to another son, and Ma Xiaoquan named him "Ming", which means harmony.
Ma Qiang, the elder brother born by a mother, was very happy because he had a younger brother. After training with his eldest brother Ma Xiao, he happily came back to find his younger brother.
"Mother" Ma Qiang didn't enter the door, he shouted outside, "Mother, I caught a worm for my brother"
As soon as Ma Qiang entered the door, he was startled when he saw Ma Xiaoquan, and hurriedly hid the things in his hand behind him, and said loudly: "Daddy, oh no, sir!" ”
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, stepped forward and touched Ma Qiang's little head, and asked, "Qiang'er, what are you hiding behind your back?" ”
Ma Qiang blushed and said, "Dad, I caught a worm for my brother."
"Bugs?" Ma Xiaoquan asked curiously, "Take it out and take a look?" ”
Ma Qiang nodded, and carefully took out a small bamboo tube from behind him.
"What's in there?"
Ma Qiang shook his head and said, "I don't know either." ”
Tsing Yi stepped forward, lightly tapped his son's head, and said angrily: "Why are you so naughty, go, go and play with your brothers, I have something to talk about with your father." ”
Ma Qiang nodded, bowed respectfully to Ma Xiaoquan and Tsing Yi, and slowly retreated.
Ma Qiang didn't take the small bamboo tube away when he left, Ma Xiaoquan was very curious, picked up the small bamboo tube, opened a small opening and took a look.
"Wow~~" I don't know if I don't see it, I was startled when I saw it.
Fortunately, there is a compartment in the bamboo tube, otherwise, the moment Ma Xiaoquan opened it just now, the insects in the bamboo tube would definitely come out.
"What's wrong?" Tsing Yi had just finished feeding the child, and when he saw Ma Xiaoquan, he jumped and asked.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled bitterly: "Tsing Yi, have you taught Qiang'er to recognize insects?" ”
Tsing Yi nodded: "Well, I taught a little." ”
Ma Xiaoquan gently shook the small bamboo tube in his hand, and asked again: "Do you know what worm Qiang'er caught?" ”
Tsing Yi shook his head.
Ma Xiaoquan smiled, looked like he had picked up a treasure and said, "Extra-large money skewers!" I really don't know how Qiang'er caught it, if this is a little bit wrong, I'm afraid Qiang'er will be in danger. ”
"What?" Tsing Yi was shocked, and hurriedly put the sleeping child gently on the bed, and then walked over, snatched the small bamboo tube from Ma Xiaoquan's hand, and shook it.
"It's huge!" Tsing Yi exhaled, "This is definitely a fine money string." ”
Ma Xiaoquan nodded: "It's a good thing to see the money strings, Tsing Yi wife, I think it's better to put this money strings." ”
Tsing Yi nodded and handed the small bamboo tube to Ma Xiaoquan: "Xianggong will not invade with poison, and Xianggong will let it go." ”
"This" Ma Xiaoquan scratched his scalp, "Okay! ”
Ma Xiaoquan walked to the edge of the grass and opened a gap in the small bamboo tube, but the money strings inside were shaken by Ma Xiaoquan and Tsing Yigang, and they were already frightened.
At the moment when he rushed out, Qian Chuanzi bowed down, jumped up, and took a bite at Ma Xiaoquan's lips.
"Hmm~~~" Ma Xiaoquan leaned back in pain, and his hand subconsciously moved towards his lips, but after the money string bit him, he immediately ran away.
"!" Ma Xiaoquan stood up, patted the dust on his body, and turned his head to look at Tsing Yi, "Wife Tsing Yi, this insect is really powerful." Let it go and bite me, really"
Tsing Yi looked at it, and his face immediately turned red.
"What's wrong?" Ma Xiaoquan touched his face, "Do I still have dust on my face?" ”
Tsing Yi held back a smile and said, "Xianggong, do you feel that your lips are very uncomfortable?" ”
Ma Xiaoquan thought for a while: "Don't say it, I really feel like my mouth is getting bigger." ”
Tsing Yi took out a bronze mirror from the room and handed it to Ma Xiaoquan.
Ma Xiaoquan took a photo of the bronze mirror, and immediately popped out of his mouth with a "I said~"
When eating dinner, Ma Xiaoquan's mouth was already swollen and high, and from a distance, it looked like it was hanging on his mouth like two sausages.
Everyone who ate with Ma Xiaoquan all lowered their heads and ate silently, but looking at everyone's constantly shaking bodies, they knew that they must be stealing fun.
"Laughing fart!" Ma Xiaoquan was very depressed, his mouth was swollen like this, and he couldn't even grow his mouth.
"Haha" or Ma Zhuzhu was bold, and she was the first to laugh.
Ma Zhuzhu smiled like this, Hua Yuexin and other ladies also laughed, and then his subordinates also laughed.
Ma Xiaoquan was very faceless, and was about to get angry, when a report suddenly came from outside the door, saying that the emperor's holy decree was coming.
"Huh?" Ma Xiaoquan held back his depression and got up and went out to receive the holy decree.
The one in charge of delivering the decree was the old eunuch who brought up Emperor Han Xian from a young age. When the old eunuch saw a purple-haired man with a sausage on his mouth coming over, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and said in his heart: Hey, why haven't I seen this person, could it be the younger brother of the fairy marquis?
"What about the Immortal Marquis, the emperor's decree should be received by the Immortal Marquis."
Ma Xiaoquan said helplessly: "I am the fairy marquis, Gonggong Zhang, you don't know me?" ”
"Huh?" The old eunuch looked at it carefully a few more times, and then recognized it, "Master Hou, your mouth"
Ma Xiaoquan waved his hand: "Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, Gonggong Zhang, announce the decree." ”
The old eunuch sighed and unfolded the holy decree: "Fengtian carries the emperor, and the edict says: Immortal Marquis Ma Xiaoquan immediately went to the front line to express condolences to the prime minister, and I admired this~"
"The minister receives the order, ten thousand sleep, ten thousand sleep, ten thousand sleep~" Due to the swollen mouth, Ma Xiaoquan couldn't speak clearly.
The old eunuch handed the holy decree to Ma Xiaoquan, but he himself was blushing, as if there was something unspeakable.
"Grandpa Zhang, what's wrong with you?"
The old eunuch pinched his thigh a few times, shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, Master Hou, the emperor has made an order, you can leave immediately, and I'll leave." ”
"Grandpa Zhang, have you eaten, can you have some food together?"
The old eunuch hurriedly turned his head and ran quickly in small steps: "No, no, no"