Chapter 61: The Peacock Dance
Originally, after Liu Qingmei finished playing a pipa song, she should get up and bend down to salute and leave the stage, so that the top flower of the Spring Appreciation Building behind her will appear in the finale without a trace! In the eyes of all the officials in the Spring Appreciation Building, this Liu Qingmei is just an appetizer, and the real main dish is Hua Wuxi!
But it was because Liu Qingmei still had a glimmer of hope for Qianlong, and delayed for a little time, of course, in Liu Qingmei's opinion, this time could not be shorter, but in the eyes of everyone who was anxiously waiting for Hua Wuxian in the audience, even if it was just a little late, they were in a hurry to go to heaven!
"Liu Qingmei, get out of here! Don't get in the way, uncle, I look at the girl without a trace! Leave No Trace! Come out! Come out! Liu Qingmei looked at it coldly, and saw that the person who spoke was Li Yuanwai, who had begged him to go to his house to gather together!
"Yes, Liu Qingmei, you are outdated, now is not your time! We want the Traceless Girl! Leave No Trace, come out, come out! โ
"! What is the Yinyang Guan pipa song, Lao Tzu doesn't like to watch it, Lao Tzu has waited from noon to the present, just to see the graceful dance of the traceless girl!! โ
"Yes, yes, yes... Get down, we want to see the Traceless Girl, the Traceless Girl, I, Zhao Laosan, are your loyal admirers!! โ
"Phew! Zhao Laosan, get out of the way and pee and take a picture of your big mule face that is not a horse face, not a donkey face! Just like you, you dare to call the name of Miss Traceless! It's so insulting! โ
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More and more people joined in the excitement, and even a few scholars were afraid that the scene would not be exciting enough, so they threw the peanuts from Table Mountain to Liu Qingmei on the stage!
"Ahh , there are a few peanuts in the middle of Liu Qingmei's head!
Liu Qingmei pulled out a peeled peanut from the hair on her head, looked at it with blank eyes, and thought to herself, this may be the best portrayal of herself at this time!
Liu Qingmei also thought that she would have such a day, but she didn't expect this day to come so quickly and so turbulently! Once upon a time, he foolishly coaxed which of these people was not his own minister! Which one doesn't stare at himself all the time, for fear of missing a moment! And now, the new people are prosperous, thousands of people are supporting, the old people are declining, and ten thousand people are stepping on it! It's ironic!
Liu Qingmei held the pipa in her arms tightly, raised her head and took one last look at the rain box on the second floor, and after making sure that there was no response, she turned around and left, and the back was much heavier in an instant!
"Sister Liu, I..." Hua Wuxian behind the red curtain saw Liu Qingmei walking back, wanting to say something but couldn't say anything, she knew that what she said at this time was not suitable, and saying more was equivalent to giving Liu Qingmei a stab!
"No trace, Sister Liu knows what you want to say, you don't have to say anything, I know, I don't blame you, I don't blame me, if you want to blame, blame people's hearts!" , Liu Qingmei shook her head lightly, patted Hua Wuji's shoulder and signaled that the other party should not worry about herself, don't have too much psychological burden, just perform your own! The two looked at each other, shook their heads lightly and smiled bitterly and wept!
Hua Wuxian and Liu Qingmei are both fallen people at the end of the world, and they know each other's intentions, at this time, silence is better than sound!
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! The Traceless Girl is out! โ
There was a shout up and down the spring appreciation building!
Under the call of everyone, the white veil covered the face of the flower without a trace finally came out! If Liu Qingmei was a blooming peony in a green dress before, charming and moving, then at this time, the white gauze covering the face of the flower without a trace is a budding rose! Lovely!
The musicians next to the stage saw the opportunity to play in unison, and the graceful figure of Hua Wuxian also began to dance with the music!
Yu Fan in the falling rain box looked at it intently, and almost didn't squirt out the tea he had just drunk in one gulp! "Wow! Isn't this flower dancing without a trace at this time Teacher Yang's peacock dance!! Although he didn't dance Teacher Yang's skills, he also danced with the charm of a peacock! โ
On the stage, Hua Wuji's slender arms extended upwards to the peacock hand style where the thumb and index finger were dexterously pinched, conveying the agility of the peacock! The slender and soft back and forth, twisting the waist like a boneless, dancing out of the grace of the peacock, the white skirt flying at the feet, showing the magnificence of the peacock, and the delicate peacock headdress, seems to exude the nobility exclusive to the peacock!
Everyone in the audience was silent, in the whole spring building, no one made noise, no one coaxed, no matter whether you understand the peacock dance or not, you are attracted by the dance of the flower without a trace!
"Hmmm! Good! Good! Very good! Ha ha! Very good! Qianlong looked up and stroked his fan and laughed!
The flowers dancing on the stage without a trace also saw the "prince" in the rain compartment with a happy look, the tense nerves finally relaxed, the fish seemed to have taken the bait, and the rest depended on whether the heavenly gang could help their hard-working sisters!
In the rainy room, Yu Fan Xu drank too much tea, and at this time he looked left and right, trying to find the toilet in the box, but the ancient toilet was a thatched house, and this thatched house was a pit and two wooden boards, which could not appear in the box at all!
He Shen on the side saw Yu Fan's limbs writhing strangely and fidgeting, and asked, "Your Majesty, what's wrong with you?" Do you want to learn this peacock dance too? โ
"And my lord, don't tease me, what do you learn to peacock dance, and my lord, I want to ask you, this... How to get to the thatched toilet in this spring appreciation building?! โ
"Oh!" , He Shen thought what was the matter, it turned out that the emperor wanted to go to the thatched house! Said: "Your Majesty, you go straight to the right out of this rain box, turn left and go straight after going downstairs, see a door and open it to the back building of the Spring Appreciation Building, and then you turn right again, go straight and see!" โ
Yu Fan walked along the path indicated by He Shen, and after opening the gate, the scene that appeared in front of him made Yu Fan stunned!
A group of ten or twenty people are squirming and waiting in front of the thatched house!
"Uhhhh In the 21st century, this kind of toilet queue can only be seen in front of the women's toilet! โ
"What to do?! I can't help it! โ
Yu Fan half-squatted and twisted around, and when he twisted to the rear, his eyes suddenly lit up, because he saw that the thatched house with the big word "female" written on it behind him was empty!
"It seems that almost all the people who come here to enjoy the spring building are men, even if there are women, they are all maids around the masters, so there are few people who go to the toilet!"
"Hey! Dude, instead of holding back here, why don't you go to the thatched hut over there, right? Yu Fan patted the freckled boy who was holding his ass and spinning blindly at the end and said.
"Oh! Don't, don't move me, I'm going to be out even more if you move! This man, do you think I don't want to, let me tell you, at least more than half of the people in this queue have thought like this, but no one is a bird! No one wants to be the first to do this kind of embarrassing thing! ", said the freckled boy in a trembling voice.
"! Doesn't this want to be a bitch and still want to set up a torii! Yu Fan was speechless.
"This master, I think you can't help it, you are also the last in line, why don't you start up?!" , freckles boy brother proposed.
"Shhh Ah! Yu Fan tilted his head and looked at the long dragon in front of him, it has been so long, and the number of people has not decreased by one, and it may be the middle of the night when it is really his turn!
"Anyway, no one uses this women's toilet, just lose face!" , Saying that, it seemed that Yu Fan couldn't help but turn around and walk back!
"No, no, no! This is too lacking in virtue and too humiliating! After walking a few steps, Yu Fan still couldn't resist the reaction of his lower body, thinking to himself, anyway, there is a lake outside the Spring Appreciation Building, and running out to give nourishment to the fish is better than this obscene behavior!
Yu Fan, who had figured it out, took a deep breath and held it, then held his breath and spread his feet and ran out!
Quickly arrived at the door to be opened when he came in, and just as Yu Fan was about to push the door open, he found that three men and one woman came out of the left front corner! The woman is forcibly covering her mouth, it is Hua Mei'er!