After returning to Zhao's house after eating and drinking, Zhao Yange had an inexplicable sense of satisfaction, perhaps because he had eaten too much food of this era, and he was a little indigestible, and his stomach was uncomfortable with "grunt" and "grunt".

After entering the door, he couldn't pay attention to the greetings of the maid's family, so he ran into the toilet and squatted on the pit, where there was a roar of artillery fire.

Reform should start from the toilet, this is the concept that Zhao Yange has crossed over, such a large family can not grab a toilet, so he decided to expand, and divided the men's and women's toilets, which makes people very strange, the toilet should also be divided into men and women?

Do you need to divide the meal?

Zhao Yange sighed, but stretched out his hand and touched his arms, your sister forgot to bring the paper, but fortunately, there was movement in the women's toilet next to her, and he asked embarrassedly: "You... Do you have extra paper? ”

The toilet was built far away from the courtyard, otherwise the smell would be too big in the summer, and there would be swarms of flies, so few people would usually come around here, and Zhao Yange could only count on the girl in the toilet next door now.

This is called the road of heaven and earth!

The girl's voice is very sweet, and it feels very good, but because there are more than 20 maids in the Zhao family, Zhao Yange couldn't identify who this girl was by the timbre for a while, "Yes... I'm sorry... I've been squatting here for half an hour, and I don't have any paper with me! ”

"Damn!"

Zhao Yange couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, and immediately heard the girl's sobbing, day, I won't cry because I scolded the girl, this mentality is a little fragile!

Zhao Yange didn't have too much knowledge of the psychology of ancient girls, maybe compared to modern women, they were much more likely to get hurt, and they had been in this world for so long, and they didn't summarize any rules, so they could only comfort with a bitter face: "Girl, is it that I speak too hurtfully?" ”

"No, it's because I've been squatting here for too long, and my feet are numb, it hurts!"

"Yes, it's not a way to wait like this, you have to think about how to get out!"

That being said, what can be done, neither of them has paper on them, and there are no mobile phones in this era, maybe there is no other choice but to wait, but this environment is too much of a test of a person's endurance and state of mind.

"If I can get you out, can you promise to come back and deliver me paper?" The girl spoke squirmished, shyly and embarrassed.

Zhao Yange was stunned, and replied affirmatively: "Of course you can, but I'm very strange, what kind of way are you going to send me out, girl..."

This is a problem that genius can't solve, even if the person squatting next door is Einstein, he can only sigh at '' when he encounters this situation!

There was a sound of rustling...

After a while, a small white hand stretched out from the opposite side, trembling constantly, the girl seemed to be nervous, Zhao Yange took a look, she was holding a piece of red cloth in her hand, and it was embroidered with a beautiful bear pattern.

Nima... Isn't this an ancient aunt's towel?

He watched quietly for a long time, and then asked, "Girl, what is this?" ”

"Belly... Belly pocket..."

"Huh!?"

Zhao Yange was about to drop his jaw in surprise, but he didn't expect the girl to be so well-versed in righteousness, reasonable, broad-minded, and generous...

And a bit of self-denial!

"That's a little bit unusual, is it?" Zhao Yange didn't reach out to pick it up for the first time, he always felt that the girl was a little frivolous, and if it was spread out, it was estimated that he would not be able to see anyone.

The girl explained open-mindedly: "It's all this time, I can't manage so much, I already have an injury on my leg, continue to squat, I have to scrap it!" ”

Zhao Yange guessed that there was an injury on his leg, and there was only one Meng Qianxue in the Zhao family, the daughter of a high-ranking official who was the governor of Fengzhou, had lost her arrogant side and became much more approachable.

"Girl, I don't know anything, since there is only one belly pocket, why don't you use it yourself and leave, but give it to me?" Zhao Yange wanted to add a 'borrow' or a 'send' in front of the word 'give me', but it didn't seem good to think about it.

"That's unladylike... I wiped my ass with what I had brought with me on my chest, and it was disgusting to think about..."

"......" Zhao Yange was silent for a while, and asked: "If I use it, won't I have a reverie?" ”

"Out of sight and out of mind!"

Zhao Yange lowered his mouth and choked up: "Since this is the case, then it is offended!" ”

He raised his head, shrunk and took the red belly pocket, put it to his mouth and sniffed it, there was a faint jasmine aroma, wiped his buttocks cleanly, Zhao Yange comforted: "Girl, don't worry, I won't chew the root of my tongue in this matter, and when I go out, I will let someone come and send you paper, after all, am I a boy, it would be better to let a girl come!" ”

“... If I let the third person know, how can I stay in the Zhao family, it's so embarrassing... Can you please come here for once..."

Zhao Yange choked up for a long time, he didn't want Meng Qianxue to be sullen, he had short hands and short mouths, he owed Meng Qianxue a favor, how could he not agree to such a small request?

"Okay, I'll come over in person, thank you!"

At this time, Meng Qianxue was stunned, her two eyes were watery and wide, flashing twice like lanterns, "You won't lie to me... And then you don't come back, do you? ”

Are laborers the kind of ungrateful people, they all say that the grace of a drop of water should be reciprocated by a spring, today you give me a belly pocket, and I will return you a cloth village another day?

"Why, I'll keep my promise, don't worry too much, then... I'll go first! ”

Turn away.

went back and took out the paper, Zhao Yange was like a thief, seeing that everyone had a black face, he secretly ran back to the room after sending the paper in at the door.

After a while, Meng Qianxue walked in with a shy face, and said in a trance: "Young master, I borrowed that belly pocket from you, can you finish washing it and return it to me!" ”

"Huh!?" Zhao Yange exclaimed, swallowed his saliva and said, "Are you sure that thing can be used again, and you won't feel dizzy, nauseous and retching after using it?" ”

"It's not like that, it's just that Ikkyu bastard has been pestering me all the time, always trying to steal my inner clothes, so I thought instead of letting him sneak around, I should just give it to him... The belly pocket that wiped the young master's buttocks was just to make him understand that he should not always put the clothes that the girl wore in front of his nose and sniff indiscriminately..."

Zhao Yange: "......"

Is the ancients too big in their brains, or is he Zhao Yange lonely and unheard.

"But I've thrown him in the pit..."

"That's... That... Forget it..."

Meng Qianxue blushed and ran out!