Liu Lao Er still grabbed Wang Xingxin and beat him severely, just to not delay the march the day after tomorrow, he just beat him to a Buddha of ten thousand families, and his head was full of bags like the Buddha came to the world.

The next day, Wang Xingxin, who was covering his head full of bags, insisted on being in the firewood room until he was really hungry and couldn't stand it. When he first came out, everyone who saw him laughed, and Wang Xingxin was so ashamed that he hid his face and fled. It's just that the village is so big, where to escape.....

Heiwa couldn't help but say when she saw Wang Xingxin's embarrassed appearance: "The new brother is more melon, don't you know how to put on an iron helmet?" If you provoke your uncle to get angry, you will put on an iron armor, put on an iron helmet, lie on the ground, and fight! It took that strength to escape! This iron armor can't be broken! What a melon! ”

After listening to the black baby's simple words, Wang Xingxin couldn't help but slap again! I am indeed a melon! After smoking, he returned to the firewood room and struggled to put on leather armor and iron helmets. Then he walked to the construction site where the house was built, and shouted provocatively at Liu Lao Er in half-baked Guanzhong dialect: "Uncle! Come on! Come on! Let's get counted! Please! Let's get counted! ”

After a while, Wang Xingxin, who was full of bitterness and tears in his eyes, said to Heiwa: "Heiwa, you melon coerce me!" You're a liar! Wearing leather armor is even more ruthless! .....”

Liu Lao Er looked at the sad Wang Xingxin and said to the big cow: "Baby, I'll go and see if your new baby brother has to let the old man drip a little ruthlessly, is it a head and a melon, why do you say this baby is so cheap, shouting, begging to let dad fight!" Alas! I knew that I didn't hit my head yesterday, and this next awakened baby let the old man beat the melon....."

Before he crossed, Wang Xingxin remembered hearing a person who ran the rivers and lakes on the train said: This person, once he is cheap, he will either be invincible or die! Those who can be cheap can be invincible in the world, and those who can't be cheap will die if they commit cheapness! So this cheap should be practiced well! It is necessary to grasp the timing and degree of cheapness. If the timing is right, you can be invincible, and if the timing is wrong, it is simply not a cheap but a death, and the death is very fast!

Now it is a good confirmation of the authenticity of this passage, Wang Xingxin's classmate did not grasp the timing of the cheapness well, and the second was that the degree of the cheapness was not grasped well, so he died and was beaten again! It seems that in Datang, you can't pretend to be messy! You can't do anything wrong!

In short, low-key is king! This is the truth that Wang Xingxin mistakenly came out at the cost of two beatings!

Seeing that the house is about to be built, and Wang Xingxin is about to go on an expedition, as he said, Datang is going to beat him up and always provoke the Turks of Datang! In fact, it is not the time for the Turks to be cheap, droughts and locust plagues have passed. There is no shortage of grain in Datang, and Li Er and the soldiers still remember the shame of Weishui the year before last! Li Erzheng, who wanted to be ashamed as soon as possible, had no reason to beat up the Turks, and it happened that the Turks were cheap at this time. Zhang Gongjin wrote six favorable conditions for attacking the Turks, which strengthened Li Er's determination to send troops to counterattack and beat the Turks. Now the Turks are cheap and not cheap, and they are starting to die!

In history, it was this attack on the Turks that captured Jieli Khan, and Jieli not only did not become invincible this time, but made himself a dancer of Li Er! This is a typical case of failure!

After Wang Xingxin thought of Jieli's tragic ending, he secretly made up his mind never to be cheap again!

In this era of peerless heroes, although they are a little clever and have some modern advanced concepts, the current social system is definitely not advanced, and the current ancients are much smarter than themselves! It's better to be honest!

Some things are often just nice to say, and resolute enough to make up your mind! It's just that it often changes when I do it myself, and it still follows the original track, like a high-speed train.

Our protagonist Wang Xingxin is even more so, and he made up his mind to say to Liu Lao Er on the construction site of the house before an hour: "Uncle, do you want the house to be as warm as spring in winter?" Do you want to watch the snow outside on a cold winter day, and you are wearing thin clothes and sitting on a pot of old wine? Do you want to leave behind the heavy sheepskin quilt that smells of fish....."

"Of course! Isn't it hard to survive any winter? Alas! Although the old man's body is still quite tough, it's just that this winter is difficult, and the old man can't sleep all night because of the pain of this old injury on a cold day! How? What do you kid do, tell me about it! ”

"Humph! I won't tell you! I have a little secret that I won't tell you, I won't tell you! I'll talk about it when I come back from the expedition! Anyway, I can't afford to spend this winter in the village! ”

"Huh?? Don't talk about it? ”

"Don't talk about it, you always beat the kid with a big bag, and you are playing melons! I can't remember it! ”

"Okay, new baby, you wait, the old man will wake you up immediately, and you will remember it immediately!"

Before he finished speaking, he kicked Wang Xingxin to the ground, and then said to Liu Gangzi: "Gongzi called the black baby and the big cow to tie this melon to the old man on the tree!" ”

"Uncle? Why! Why are you tying up a new baby? ”

"Hehe, this melon coerced the old man yesterday to drip some melons. The old man treats him! What a waking baby! Don't you dare! The people of our village are still counting on this melon! ”

Listening to Liu Laoer's words, Liu Gangzi called Heiwa and Da Niu, and the three of them quickly lifted Wang Xingxin, who was constantly struggling, and tied him firmly to the tree after a while.

Looking at the tree that tied him, Wang Xingxin felt a little familiar, wasn't that the tree that tied the pig a few days ago.

Taking advantage of Liu Laoer's entry into his room, Wang Xingxin said to Heiwa who was standing aside: "Heiwa, brother, brother!" Fast! Untie my brother! Brother will make you a good meal! ”

Who knew that Heiwa, who smelled and ate, shook her head and said: "Brother Xin, you have to be patient for a while, Uncle said, I beat you a little yesterday, this is for you to be treated." If it's cured, it's not a big deal! It's a pity that the new brother's awakened person is so happy, Heiwa still wants to enjoy happiness with the new brother! If you don't loosen it, you won't let it go if you kill it! ”

Just when Wang Xingxin's patient flickering Heiwa untied him, Liu Lao Er came over with some chicken feathers that he had plucked from eating chickens before. Wang Xingxin didn't understand what he was trying to do, but he looked at Liu Lao Er with pleading pity and tears in his eyes and said, "Uncle, you are about to go on the expedition, and if you break it, you will really die!" ”

"Don't worry! Uncle won't beat you, he will never beat you! ”

"Uncle really didn't beat me? Then hurry up and loosen the kid, the kid remembers! Now I really remember! ”

"Now remembered? It's late! Rest assured! It is a must to cure this melon disease, and it definitely doesn't hurt! It doesn't hurt at all! Instead, it will make you laugh! ”

After speaking, he said to Heiwa again: "Heiwa, strip off this melon's clothes!" Then he told the woman in the village that no one was allowed to come, and said that the old man wanted to cure the melon disease for the new baby! Don't be disturbed! ”

Soon Heiwa stripped Wang Xingxin of all kinds, just like when he first came to Datang.

"Help! Which fairy sister is here to save me! Uncle! Dear uncle! The boy is still a yellow flower girl... No! No! It's still a yellow flower boy! You don't want to come over .... Don't come here... I was wrong! That's really wrong! Uncle spare the boy! ”

"Melon, uncle, this is for your good, do you know that there are many dangers in the army, just your unobtrusive temperament is not good in the army, then you will lose your head!"

"Uncle, I drop uncle, even if it is a lesson to the boy, it doesn't have to be like this, although it is full of autumn, but the boy's chrysanthemums are too young and have not bloomed yet, so it is not suitable for the uncle to appreciate the chrysanthemums!"

"What nonsense, look at how the old man cleans you up!"

After a while, the villagers who were building houses heard Wang Xingxin laughing incessantly, just laughing with some crying. Heiwa explained to everyone on the side: "Uncle treated the new brother for melon disease, saying that he beat the new brother yesterday." Let's just don't disturb it, if we don't get it, everyone won't be able to eat well!"

After finishing speaking, everyone nodded yes and started working again.

After a while, Wang Xingxin, who was trembling all over, followed the energetic Liu Lao Er to the construction site of the house.

After he explained the principle of the fire kang to Liu Lao Er, Liu Gangzi and others in a hoarse voice, the villagers who had wasted a lot of adobe finally made the fire kang after several experiments. Although it is not very beautiful, Wang Xingxin knows at a glance that this is definitely an authentic fire kang.

"New baby, what you said about this fire kang can really be in the house in winter and the same as in spring?"

"Uncle, do you absolutely dare to lie to you?"

After speaking, his whole body trembled unnaturally.

"I don't dare to miss you!"

"Uncle, if you don't take advantage of everyone's will, there are still a lot of adobe, let's go to your house and renovate it for you. Now the autumn nights are a little cold, you see? ”

"Nacheng, pack up your things, go to my place, hurry up and get an old man, let's see how warm this kang is!"

After a period of hectic chaos, Liu Laohan's dirty and smelly bedroom finally made a fire kang.

"New baby, light the fire!"

"Uncle, this mud hasn't dried, although the ignition can be dried now, it is not very strong, and it may leak smoke."

"Don't worry, just try."

"That's it, Heiwa ignites!"

After a while, the newly built kang became hot, and then the temperature in the room began to rise. It's all amazing!

Liu Lao Er looked at the fire kang that was still leaking smoke in some places and said to everyone: "No one is allowed to say it!" After sending these four people out tomorrow, each family will make one first! It won't freeze this winter! ”

Everyone should be in unison.

Heiwa looked at the magical fire kang and then looked at Wang Xingxin and said to Liu Laoer: "Uncle, you can also treat Heiwa and me for melon disease!" Everyone talks about black baby melons all day long, you see that the new brother has cured the melon and melon disease, and then he made this warm dripping fire kang..."

"Get out! You're a coward! It's really a melon, your melon disease is born to drop, and it can't be cured! ”

Wang Xingxin looked at the embarrassed Heiwa and said, "Heiwa, the new brother would rather be melon for the rest of my life than let your uncle treat me.... It's all tears! ...”