Zhang Li is unhappy in his heart, but as the saying goes, if you don't hit a smiling person, people will talk to you in a good voice, and you don't need to pretend to be forced, right?

"Wait, what did this old guy call me just now? Virtuous son-in-law? When have I your daughter? It seems that this old guy is really sick? Never mind? A good person does it to the end, since you call me a virtuous son-in-law, then I will suffer a loss, be fooled, and pretend to be your son-in-law! ”

"Yue ...... Parent ......"

Sounds so awkward!

"Why are you here? It's dangerous here, go back quickly."

When Xia Houjie heard that Zhang Zhang cared about him so much, he liked this son-in-law even more in his heart.

"It's okay, it's okay! Son-in-law, just now I was talking to my friend about a brain teaser, but this friend never knew the answer, you just happened to be here today, and you came up with this question, so you can tell him the answer directly. ”

Xia Houjie wanted to save face, in order to show his son-in-law's ingenuity, he directly asked Zhang Zhang to answer!

"Yue ...... Father! What a brain teaser, did I mention a brain teaser? ”

Now the tension is more certain, this person is sick, and the illness is not light.

"That's it, there are ten birds in the tree, the hunter shot and killed one, and there are a few more birds in the tree"

When Zhang Zhang heard that it was this brain teaser, he stared at Xia Houjie with big eyes, although this brain teaser is not a difficult question to answer now, but now is not the modern era, but the Three Kingdoms period, to be exact, the early period of the Three Kingdoms, is there this brain teaser at this time? So is the answer to the brain teaser at this time the same as the modern brain teaser? If the answer is not the same, what kind of answer will it be? If you are wrong, as a person in the 21st century, is it a shame to travel here? There was no way, Zhang Zhang could only carefully answer:

"May I ask, is this hunter holding a gun, is it sound or silent?"

Where did Xia Houjie know what a gun was? However, in order to show that he is also very talented, he did not show his doubts, but said:

"Audible"

"Is this sound loud? Approximately how many decibels? ”

Xia Houjie was a little confused: "What is the decibel thing?" I'm just asking you a brain teaser, how can you come up with so many new terms? ”

"Probably, like, maybe about 200 decibels"

"You mean it's the kind that hurts your ears?"

Two hundred decibels, the tension is known, it is definitely noise, and it is the kind that shocks the ears and hurts.

Xia Houjie nodded as if he didn't understand, you kid is about to tell the answer? Why do you have so many problems?

Zhang Li's first question is answered, the sound is very small and the one that shocks the ears, but Zhang Li still feels that it is still not detailed enough:

"Do the ten birds in the tree have any back-of-ears or intelligence problems?"

Xia Houjie was helpless and replied to this tension, "No, their IQs are all above two hundred, and there is no one who is white"

Zhang Zhang nodded thoughtfully:

"And are any of them pregnant? Is it the kind of bird that has life? ”

Xiahoujie: ...... "No, they are all male, there is no possibility of pregnancy, let alone giving birth to birds"

Zhang Zhang nodded again: "Then among these birds, are there any who are in love?" Or is it in love? Or is there a martyrdom for love? ”

Xia Houjie is going crazy, I'm just asking for a brain teaser, you just need to answer, whether there is one or no trees, why are there so many problems.

"I just said that they are both male, how can they be in love?"

Xia Houjie was a little irritable, but for the sake of face, he couldn't get angry, but Xia Houjie's little heart couldn't stand it, because at Xia Houjie's age, his heart was not good, coupled with the tension to ask questions and questions, Xia Houjie's heart was beating violently at this moment, like 10,000 horses, galloping!

"Yue ...... Father, you can't say that, can't men fall in love? Haven't you heard a phrase? Men and women are only together for the sake of inheritance, and true love is when men or women are together. ”

Xia Houjie took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down and keep his heart from beating out.

"These ten birds have very normal sexual orientations, they don't have a homosexual hobby, and you don't have to ask any more questions, just say the answer, if you continue to ask, I may be asked to death by you"

When Zhang Zhang heard Xia Houjie say this, he looked at Xia Houjie sympathetically, "Hey! It seems that when people get older, not only are they not in good health, their heads are not bright, but they also speak upside down, and I have never heard of anything that can make people die."

"Yue ...... Father, I ask these questions precisely to give you a correct answer, you can't wait to be so impatient, I call it careful, use the method of elimination to solve the problem"

Xia Houjie is becoming more and more incomprehensible when he speaks, it's just a brain teaser, don't be so careful, what kind of elimination method do you use, isn't this brain teaser out of you? You say an answer, even if it's wrong, it's right, because this brain teaser is yours in the first place.

"I have one more question, this hunter has no problem with his eyes, is he sure it's ten birds? And how about the marksmanship of this hunter? Will it be flattened, or will it go off before aiming, that kind of situation? ”

Xiahoujie: ......

Xia Houjie didn't speak, covered his heart, and shook his head!

Because Xia Houjie didn't know how to answer at all, he didn't know if the hunter's eyes were 2.0, and he didn't know what the marksmanship and misfire were, so he could only shake his head!

Zhang Zhang could see from Xia Houjie's eyes that there was no problem with this hunter's eyes, as for marksmanship, although Xia Houjie did not speak, but Zhang Zhang could guess it, there must be no problem, but Zhang Zhang did not guess that Xia Houjie at this moment, his heart could not stand it!

"One last question, what kind of gun is this hunter holding a gun? Is it an ordinary shotgun? Or a shotgun? Is it AK? Or ninety-four? Is it a sniper, or a pistol? ”

Just now, Xia Houjie was just holding his heart with one hand, but now he was holding his heart with both hands, half-squatting on the ground, and looking at Zhang Li with a pleading gaze:

"He can use any gun, you just have to answer that I still have a few birds in the tree, don't ask any more questions, my heart really can't stand it."

Zhang Zhang looked at Xia Houjie with blank eyes, his eyes were full of sympathy, this person, as soon as he gets older, his body is not good, you see, I just asked a few questions. Are you like that?

"Okay, I'll answer you......"