121 IQ deficits

Just as Xiao Zhan was about to further talk to Long Luoshui about the matter between them, Du Baobao pushed open the door and walked in.

"Good son, you're awake!" All babies are overjoyed.

Seeing that it was the landlord's aunt, Xiao Zhan subconsciously twitched.

"Aunt landlord...... Why are you here? Xiao Zhan asked in a low voice.

"I'm your mother, of course I've got to be here." Du Baobao said happily: "Son, are you hungry, what do you want to eat?" Tell Mom, Mom will get it for you, hehe. ”

"I ......"

Xiao Zhan was helpless, but he expressed deep sympathy for the landlord and aunt.

"Long Luoshui, this is my landlord, pitiful." Xiao Zhan lowered his head and whispered to Long Luoshui: "He has a son who died and drowned in the water." Heartbroken, always thinking that I am her son, hey...... It's so pathetic. ”

"So pathetic?" Long Luoshui's face showed an unbearable look, and he whispered to Xiao Zhan: "It was this landlord aunt just now, he said that I was her daughter-in-law who didn't pass through the door, and I felt that something was wrong with her at that time. ”

"It's not just wrong, it's just miserable!" Xiao Zhan sighed.

"Well, let's stay away from her."

"Good!"

“……”

The two of them muttered, and they were seen by the baby.

"What do you two say?" Du Bao asked.

"Ah...... Long Luoshui has amnesia, I'll help her recall. Xiao Zhan looked at Du Baobao and said loudly: "Aunt landlord, do you remember my favorite game with Long Luoshui?" ”

"Yes." Du Bao nodded.

"Girl-slave rearing program, right?" Xiao Zhanchong made his eyes look at the baby.

He was a hundred sure that the landlord would cooperate with him.

"This ...... Yes, this is your favorite game to play! Du Baobao said with a smile: "Luoshui plays the female-slave, and my good son plays the ......."

The baby can't talk anymore, she has obeyed her baby son, what is she thinking about in her head? Girl-slave rearing program? My God, who taught him?

But seeing this, she was happy.

Long Luoshui temporarily lost his memory, Xiao Zhan couldn't remember the past, then they could get married, how good!

"You guys, keep playing the game, I'll get you something to eat, hehe."

Du Bao walked out with a smile on his face and no longer bothered them.

All along, didn't she just want Xiao Zhan to get married, how good it would be to get married and settle down.

Although she introduced Xiao Zhan to a blind date, she could count the past, and Long Luoshui was the most matched.

It's okay now, Long Luoshui has temporary amnesia, and when he gets married and his belly is big, even if the blood in his brain disappears and his memory is restored, he can't go out to fight and kill anymore, right?

Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, and finally let the baby find a breakthrough point.

"Long Luoshui, I'll continue to tell you about the two of us, let's just talk about this female-slave cultivation plan, in fact, it's like this-" Xiao Zhan paused for a moment, and smiled at Long Luoshui with a thief in his eyes: "The first thing you wake up every morning is that you have to kneel beside me and offer your milk...... Not milk, but ...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

Xiao Zhan couldn't help but laugh, he felt that he was a little too evil.

But what is there about being evil?

For a super invincible beauty like Long Luoshui, what can you do if you are a little evil?

For the sake of the little girl of my dreams, I am willing to turn good into evil!

"Xiao Zhan, I can't remember everything, but I'm not a fool, okay?" Long Luoshui pouted and said, "I think you have a problem with your IQ, if you don't have a problem with your IQ, how can you make up such a mentally retarded thing?" ”

"Y-I have a problem with my IQ? What I'm saying is true, it's true! ”

Xiao Zhan was a little anxious, he suddenly found that Long Luoshui was not good at fooling.

"So, I'll give you a question to test your IQ?"

"Okay, come on!"

Long Luoshui smiled, smiling quite confidently.

"Let P(x)= n derivatives of (1-x^m)^n with respect to x, where m,n are positive integers, then P(1)=?" Long Luoshui asked.

"Huh?"

Xiao Zhan was stunned, he didn't expect Long Luoshui to ask this.

Is this an advanced math problem, does it have anything to do with IQ?

"This one is a little too difficult, I'll give you an easier one." Long Luoshui thought for a moment and asked: "We all know the role of gravity, and we also know the law of conservation of energy, a small stone falling from the sky, under the law of gravity and speed and conservation of energy, can smash through the roof of the car, so let me ask you, can a drop of water fall from the sky, can it kill people?" ”

"Is this a physics problem? Simple! Xiao Zhan said: "This has to calculate the wind, drag, gravity, acceleration, etc., etc., you have to give me the data, otherwise how can I calculate?" ”

Long Luoshui smiled slyly: "You haven't been drenched in the rain?" ”

"I ......"

Xiao Zhan almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, he was trapped by Long Luoshui.

"Alas, IQ defects."

"My IQ ......"

At this time, Du Baobao walked in with food.

"It's time to eat."

Both of them were hungry, so they hurried to eat first, and as for the matter of IQ...... Let's talk about it.

"Long Luoshui, if you eat less meat, you will gain weight!"

"Xiao Zhan, why are you so annoying, I just want to eat meat!"

"If you're fat, you can't get married."

"If I can't get married, I'll marry you!"

"I don't want it."

"Do you dare to try!"

“……”

The two of them quarreled while eating, and the baby's eyes were moist when they saw this scene.

She remembers very well that many years ago, the two children quarreled over dinner, and they didn't guess.

Many years have passed, many have changed, they have all experienced a lot, but at this time, there is still a scene from the past.

Is this a coincidence? Is it a coincidence?

It's fate!

"Boom!"

Suddenly, a violent explosion rang out, and the glass of the entire building rattled.

"Oh no, the medical technology building has been bombed!"

Someone shouted.

Du Baobao stood up suddenly, with an unbelievable expression in his eyes: This is a special rehabilitation center for the special A troops, and a unit that undertakes the study of various clinical pathologies, and the medical technology building has been bombed?

How can it be? This is the territory of the Special Armor Category Force!

"It's over, all the people in the rehabilitation center have run out!"

Hearing this voice, Du Bao immediately rushed out.

Why is it called a special rehabilitation center?

Its special feature is that it is not only a hospital, but also the only rehabilitation center for war sequelae in the whole army, so it is called a special rehabilitation center.

There is an area inhabited by veterans of all the severe aftermath of war.

All the people in the rehabilitation center have run out, which means that all the veterans who are suffering from the after-effects of the war have run out.

To put it mildly, a group of psychopaths who can play with explosives, infiltration, killing, and other war skills have escaped.

In other words, these are all warrior kings, all battlefield warriors with unclear heads!

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