Subtitle of this chapter: Men who can quit smoking and don't like to play mahjong are scary

"Mr. Chandler, you are so kind. www.biquge.info In my opinion, it was your heroic actions on the battlefield that moved the jury. And my articles really don't have as much effect as you say......"

"No, Mr. Yuan. I've read your article, and you've said everything I wanted to say but couldn't. In the last war, we in the United States should have united with Germany to tear the British colonial empire to pieces! ”

"Where, where, I'm just talking empty words......"

"Mr. Yuan, what you said is definitely not empty words, but the truth! And the Jews......"

"Mr. Chandler, you have a good reputation. But as for the Jews, I, the Seris, have to come out and say a few words of justice, they are a people who need to be careful. Just look at history to know that they are not worth trusting......"

"Oh, Mr. Yuan is really knowledgeable, and these words are really insightful. Father, what do you think? ”

"Mr. Yuan's words sound a little reasonable, but they seem to be a bit extreme......"

"Father, it's not extreme at all! Our world is ruined by the Jews and the capitalists! ”

The more our Master Yuan looked at Mr. Chandler's crooked face, which looked like a human skin mask, the more he liked it. Of course, he is not good at that, but he thinks that this brother's "thinking" is very compatible with himself.

At this stage, his general idea is to hate the British and the Japanese, and this guy is not only pro-Japanese...... He didn't know what crazy things those dwarfs were going to do, so he couldn't be blamed. Anyway, I didn't even need to brainwash to get a loyal fan, and I was simply a helper sent to the door.

He couldn't help asking, "Mr. Chandler, take the liberty of asking what you plan to do next?" ”

"Intended?" Excited little Julian let out a sigh of relief, and said rather decadently, "Actually, I don't know who would ask a person accused of treason to be an employee......"

As soon as these words came out, his father also sighed gloomily.

"Da!"

Yuan Yanqian snapped her fingers and asked, "Mr. Chandler, I don't know if I have the honor to invite you to be my ...... Well, what about the assistant? ”

"Your assistant?" When little Julian heard this, he showed a hesitant expression that was not very happy, "What is this......"

You know, people are dignified West Point graduates, war heroes and retired majors, give a Chonky...... Well, Chinese, even if it is a very good Chinese assistant, I always feel uncomfortable in my heart.

Don't forget, he's a German guy who grew up in the United States.

Our Master Yuan smiled and said, "Mr. Chandler, and Professor Chandler. You two might as well listen to my offer first. ”

"First of all, Mr. Chandler's weekly salary with me is $25......"

The $25 a week was $1,300 a year, and the average American skilled worker was only $8 or 900 a year. Although he is certainly not as good as his father, a NYU professor, it can't be said that it is not good.

"Second, I'm afraid Mr. Chandler lives with Mr. Professor now, right? I happen to have a vacant room here that you can use for free. And you don't have to pay for food, you can eat whatever I eat. Of course, if you are not used to Chinese food, I will not force ......."

The so-called Chang'an residence is not easy. Whether it was in Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, New York in 1920, or Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen a hundred years later...... The cost of living in first-tier cities is extremely high. A single rent can eat up a lot of salary.

And a river-view room like theirs is about $25 a week for a bathroom.

"In the end, Mr. Chandler's job was to help me with some correspondence and then help me drive a car. I'm sorry, but I'm not using Mr. Chandler as a driver, but I really can't drive......"

He really didn't want to drive the car this year. There is no electronic ignition, no clutch, no power steering wheel, no disc brakes, no reversing radar, and the suspension system is even more detractor...... It's harder than driving a tractor or a tank a hundred years later. If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't help it, he wouldn't even want to sit.

"Actually, I thought of Mr. Chandler as my roommate. You stay with me for a few days and look for a job by the way. Why not? ”

These conditions are not unpretentious, and this job is not easy.

Chandler and his son immediately showed expressions of interest, and after the two looked at each other, Mr. Chandler nodded and said, "Since Mr. Yuan thinks so highly of me, then I am honored to be your assistant." By the way, when do I start work? ”

"Hahaha, even if you're at work today." Master Yuan stood up and shook his hand and said, "Mr. Chandler, your first job is to ......."

"Learn to play Mahjong with your father."

Because of the relationship between the "card: BAI BAN, which represents the future of white", Yuan Yanqian no longer likes to play mahjong. So he played mahjong with Chandler and his son for a while, and then found an excuse to come to the living room.

He mixed himself a vodka martini, lit a cigar, and sat on the couch thinking about his thoughts...... Then he found out something.

The 18-point constitution is not without its shortcomings!

A +4 constitution means that he is "invulnerable", and nicotine and alcohol are also toxins. No wonder I feel weird these days, I don't feel like I smoke, and I don't get drunk when I drink. Coupled with the fact that he is refreshed all day long, and there is no excuse for wanting to be lazy, this is really not suitable for people like him.

He decided to wait until the one-month cooldown period was over and add the two points from "Card: Deceitful 2" to the other indices......

"Mr. Yuan, where are you?"

"Mr. Chandler, why don't you fight too?"

"Ever since I got off the damn battlefield, I don't like gambling very much."

"Oh, can I ask why?"

"Mr. Yuan, do you know what the biggest gamble I have ever participated in is?"

"Mr. Chandler, what is it?"

"Stay on the left, this foxhole won't be blown up, or stay on the right."

When Yuan Yanqian heard this, he blurted out: "There are no atheists in the foxhole......

"Pickup pickup!"

"There are no atheists in the foxholes?" Mr. Chandler was stunned for a moment, and muttered, "Wow, that's a great statement!" There are no atheists in foxholes...... That's true......"

Both men fell silent, each thinking about their own thoughts.

Master Yuan didn't know what his male assistant thought, he only knew that $25 a week was really not a loss!

Because with the help of this war hero in World War I, I can finally copy ...... Well, I've written a literal work in the true sense of the word.

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Note 1: This "golden sentence", famous for Call of Duty, was written by the American novelist James Murrow (1947-).

The full sentence is: There are no atheists in the foxhole. This is not disrespectful to atheists, but to foxholes.