Chapter Ninety-Eight: Haidilao II
Subtitle of this chapter: The second hatred in my life, there is no information on the Internet, it is all up to my hands! (Author's note: The seabed that appears in the following chapters has been abridged and changed, please bear with the brothers of the Zhen-Hong family.) )
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Our Master Yuan hadn't been so annoying before, but he's been listening to Cantonese lately. Of course, it was impossible for him to hear Cantonese in New York, so he had to automatically switch to Chinese in his mind.
"Second master, you're here."
The second master of Nintendo Sage is now also a famous figure in the Chinese world, and there are many Hongmen brothers who rely on him for food. Therefore, as soon as I got off the bus, I was very politely received.
A young man who was familiar with him greeted him enthusiastically and said, "I'll show you the way......"
"Wait!" However, at the door of the Anliang Mansion today, some of these people did not know him.
I only heard a man with a meaty face and said intently: "What is the second master, they are all in the big dragon today, not to mention that the second master in the outer mountains is the uncle, and if he wants to enter this door, he must also talk about the rules!" ”
The little man was full of dissatisfaction, but he couldn't refute this person's statement.
It seems that there is no peace in this Anliang Hall. The Red Flag Lao Wu family should have had a hard time recently.
"Huh." Yuan Yanqian sneered, nodded and said, "Since the brother said so, it's ......."
He came with a handful of three and a half incense sticks in his hand, hugged his fists and saluted everyone in front of the door, and said loudly: "When the younger brother first came, I heard that the audience went to the peach, with incense candles and paper robes, and trespassed into the gate to forgive...... I came to report to Yuanmen, and my brother wanted to do it for me. If Brother Ren allowed it, enter the incense hall and make the pilgrimage. ”
The man's face was solemn, and he replied with a salute: "A Ling arrow is inserted into his waist, and the flower is presented outside the gate of the Moon Palace." Distinguished guests are invited to enter the guest house, and the younger brother comes to serve tea and cigarettes. ”
"Please!" The disciples of An Liangtang in front of the door hugged their fists at the same time and said solemnly.
"Whoa......
Master Yuan took a big step forward, and walked into Anliang Mansion in such a hurry.
Someone ushered him into the reception room in the front room, and actually lit a cigarette with a cup of tea. Someone else went inside to report it.
He was about to finish smoking a cigarette, and saw the fifth brother of Hongqi and the fourth sister of Jinfeng in Anliangtang walking into the hall side by side.
Although they are all old acquaintances, "Sai Xiaoyi" did not greet each other, but directly hugged three handfuls of half-incense and said: "Brother came to ask, I didn't want Haihan." My brother has traveled all over the world, and there are a few things to ask. There are several books of law, a few books of yin and a few books of yang, a few books of benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, and a few books of three outlines and five constants. Each book has several pages on it, and each page has a few lines on it. How many words are on each line, and the words are detailed and detailed. ”
Yuan Yanqian also hugged his fists and saluted back: "Eighteen books of law in your arms, five yin to five yang." Five books of benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and faith, three books, three outlines and five constants. Each book has one hundred and eight pages, and each page has one hundred and eight lines. Each line is one hundred single eight characters, and the five lakes and seas are fragrant all the way. ”
He paused and continued to praise: "I have heard for a long time that the fifth brother is majestic, and he can be regarded as a hero in the Hongmen. Go to Wuhu and the four seas, and Megatron. ”
"My brother, I heard the great name, Kesai...... It came to visit. ”
The fifth brother of Hongqi said: "It turns out that there is really a distinguished guest, and Hongqi came to talk about it." There is benevolence and righteousness, please come in, there is a total of 3821. ”
He then hugged his fist to Mrs. Li and said, "I have heard for a long time that the four masters are both civil and military, and they don't let them have their eyebrows." The fourth sister is like Sun Erniang, who is strong in front of the cross slope. Accept heroes all over the world, and be famous all over the world. My brother, who heard the great name, came to visit. ”
I saw Mrs. Li blessed and said, "It turns out that it is really a distinguished guest, and Jin Feng came to welcome my brother." The people from all over the world are Jinlan, and the Liangshan brothers are relatives. ”
After the three of them finished answering each other, the fifth brother and the fourth sister were in front, leading the second master to continue walking inside.
According to the order of Hongmen's ranking, there were three third brothers in front of him: "I have heard for a long time that the third brother is majestic and majestic, and he is benevolent and righteous...... My brother, who heard the great name, came to visit. ”
After the three third brothers, there is the same sage and second master as Yuan Yanqi: "I have heard for a long time that the second brother is high and righteous, and he will be reincarnated for a long time...... My brother, who heard the great name, came to visit. ”
In the end, in front of the gate of the Moon Palace, there was a henchman of the Outer Eight Halls: "I have heard for a long time that the bright moon is shining on the big brother, and his righteousness is more than a thousand...... My brother, who heard the great name, came to visit. ”
Master Yuan gave a salute and said: "Famous brothers, there are geniuses, talents, all-rounders, and talents who are stable and secure. The drumming in the mountains is famous, and the flowers planted in the sea are deep-rooted. Standing in Sichuan Wangemei, Dongting sees good peonies...... Looking up at the rank of brothers, raising the dragon's arms, Haihan forgives. ”
Everyone in An Liangtang said in unison: "I have heard it for a long time, I have heard it for a long time, my brother is a celebrity." The high mountains are famous for drumming, and the flowers planted in the sea are deep-rooted. Today, we have the fate to meet the golden face, you and I are a family. ”
Here I want to mention that the outer eight halls are divided into four rows: henchmen, sages, masters and golden phoenixes. The next four rows: Red Flag, Patrol Wind, Yinfeng and Xianpai, Jiangkou and Yuman are the ten rows that do not enter the stream.
Therefore, in addition to the Red Flag Lao Wu, who is a full-time diplomat, all the people who greet guests in the door are all professional figures in the upper four rows.
However, when the deacon of the outer eight halls entered the Zhongyi Hall, he could only stand obediently behind the "twelve golden immortals" of the inner eight halls.
"Open the mountain gate and welcome distinguished guests!"
Our Master Yuan took a look at it...... Oh, people are quite alive today, and the twelve golden immortals are all here.
The man sitting in the right seat was big-eared, with a lion's nose and a wide mouth, a bare chin and no beard, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and he looked like he was about fifty years old, like a university professor more than a director of a vibrant social group.
No need to ask, this person is the current leader of Anliang General Hall, the founder of the future Zhi Gong Party, Situ Meitang.
It's really the same life, everyone is a brother of the Mixed Flood Gate. His brother will be able to go to ** in the future, and he will be a reactionary student in the future......
"Pickup pickup."
Yuan Yanqian still had three and a half incense sticks in his hand, bowed down, and said: "Come forward to give a salute, bow down and worship Big Brother, be benevolent and righteous, open a gold mountain, and establish a silver hall." The yellow list was sent down, and the garden was full of brothers, and they were generals. There are dragon brothers and tiger brothers, and they are more carried. Talk about the three outlines and the five constants, and embrace righteousness. My brother, Yang Weiguang, has come to pay homage. ”
"Nintendo sages meet the leader of Anliangtang." He straightened up and said, "I hope that your brother will be blessed with a long life!" ”
Situ Longtou did not snub him, stood up with a smile and hugged his fists in return: "When I saw the second brother, I was beaming, just like the two kings of the Three Kingdoms." On the road of thousands of miles, the royal sister-in-law, any good name is eternal. Pass five levels, cut six generals, and beat Cai Yang three times. Your old brother is majestic and benevolent. ”
"Come on, show the second master tea!"
"Thank you for the dragon!"
Master Yuan said thank you in his mouth, but he was complaining in his heart. I really can't stand it, it's more troublesome to enter the Hongmen Zhongyi Hall than to enter the Politburo of the Red Dynasty.
That's what a happy king, I'm still a gray wolf bald strong, Tom and Jerry, Rick and Modi, little head dad and big head son...... (Author's note: "Rick and Modi" is so good that it's worth watching.) )
If it weren't for the fact that Hongmen's identity was too important to my "grand plan", Lao Tzu wouldn't have come here to suffer this foreign crime and recite these embarrassing poems.