Chapter 636: A Lump of Boogers
As Gu said, he took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, popped one out and handed it to Xue Hao, and said, "Come, smoke one!" ”
This dramatic change suddenly made Xue Hao very uncomfortable, looking at the cigarettes handed over by Admiral Gu, he didn't know whether to take it or not.
"Why, you were so brave just now, and now you don't even dare to smoke a cigarette from me?"
In the end, it was a young man, who was provoked by General Gu, Xue Hao immediately took the cigarette, put it in his mouth, took out a match and lit it by himself, took a puff, and spewed out a puff of smoke, with a rebellious expression as if telling Admiral Gu, "Just smoke, how to drop?" ”
Admiral Gu smiled, took out a delicate iron lighter, opened the lid with a bang, wiped out the flames, tilted his neck and lit the cigarette, but his eyes never left Xue Hao's face, as if he wanted to see through Xue Hao, spit out a puff of smoke, Admiral Gu pointed to the three gold stars on his shoulder, and said: "Young man, even if you don't know me, but you should always know the military rank, my military rank is the same as your general seat, second-class general, Jiang Haoran taught you to march and fight, it is impossible not to teach you to respect the commander, right? You seem to have forgotten to salute your chief by now, huh? ”
Admiral Gu's sudden change of strategy really made Xue Hao messy, hesitated for a few seconds, and still stood up and saluted, General Gu's cleverness lies in the fact that he dragged Jiang Haoran in, attributing the unreasonableness of his subordinates to Jiang Haoran's lack of discipline, Xue Hao didn't want to smear Jiang Haoran's face, so he directly fell into General Gu's plan.
In the following time, the two began to ask and answer questions, from names, positions, and the affiliation of the troops to why this checkpoint was set up, and why Jiang Haoran gave such a strange order that the formed troops were not allowed to enter and leave the 331 base.
The old one asked quickly, and the few answered simply, which made Su Peng, who was hiding not far away, so angry that he only stomped his feet, and if he was close, he would definitely have to knock him to the ground. Of course, Su Peng also knew that Xue Hao was brave in battle, but his mind was almost hot, and the reason why he was sent to carry out this task was completely because he was Jiang Haoran's "brother-in-law" identity, even if Jiang Haoran was investigated in the future, hindering Xue Hao from facing the thunder in front, this punishment would definitely be lighter, who knew that this kid was too unreasonable, and explained that he only had to deal with Gu Shang's future, and it was best to provoke him to vomit blood, but he didn't expect that this kid would be pinched by the cunning General Gu in just a few words, and he wouldn't go out again. I guess he had to ask everything clearly.
As soon as he pulled the lieutenant general's uniform, Su Peng strode out from behind the sentry post, and grinned from afar, "Yo, who is here, such a big pomp?" ”
Su Peng's appearance made everyone look sideways, and Xue Hao even clamped his ass and trotted all the way over to report.
After listening to Xue Hao's report, Su Peng had a suspicious look on his face, so solemn that you couldn't tell that he was pretending, and shouted while stepping forward: "And this matter, didn't you hear a greeting from above?" ”
When Admiral Gu heard this, he immediately scolded his mother in his heart, "I want to say hello above, your fucking radio is silent, where is this greeting?" ”
Su Peng came forward, looked at Admiral Gu and did not salute, his eyes swept Admiral Gu from top to bottom, and his mouth seemed to say to himself: "A man looks like a dog, does he really look like a general?" ”
General Gu originally looked solemn, thinking that a division commander should be sensible, but who knew that this hearing was not as good as the previous battalion commander, and suddenly his eyes were dark, and he stumbled and almost fell to the ground.
The adjutant on the side was quick-eyed, grabbed General Gu, and shouted angrily at Su Peng: "Keep your mouth clean, this is the newly appointed commander-in-chief of the Third Theater Gu and the commander-in-chief, is it your direct boss?" ”
Su Peng tilted his neck, glared angrily at the adjutant, and said: "Let your mother's bullshit, the third war zone was disbanded as early as southern Anhui, where did the third war zone come from, and Lao Tzu's direct boss?" You're just blowing JB, right? ”
"You ??????", the adjutant was angry on the spot, quickly opened the leather bag in his hand, took out the order of the Military Commission from it, held it in front of Su Peng and said, "What do you think this is?" Your 40th Group Army has been reorganized into the Third Theater of Operations, and your Commander-in-Chief Jiang Haoran has also been transferred to the Military Commission, and now the Commander-in-Chief of the Third Theater is General Gu in front of you, do you dare to disobey the orders of the Military Commission? ”
Su Peng glanced at the paper in the adjutant's hand, and said slowly: "Of course I don't dare to disobey the order of the Military Commission, but who knows if it's true or not?" With such a big high-level appointment and dismissal, we can not be present, who believes this? ”
The adjutant immediately went crazy, and once again flipped up the leather bag in his hand in a panic, Su Peng dug up his nose in public as if he was fine, and when the adjutant took out Jiang Haoran's resignation letter, Su Peng already had a piece of boogers the size of a little fingertip in his hand.
"You take a good look at it clearly, this is a letter of resignation written by your commander-in-chief Jiang Haoran, what else do you have to say?" The adjutant held up the paper in his hand and said with a smug expression.
Who knew that Su Peng only glanced at it, then laughed out loud, and said: "If you don't take this thing out, I was almost bluffed by you, and daring to forge our head office's handwritten letter is enough to prove that you are not a good bird, and An De is not a good heart?" ”
After Su Peng finished speaking, a black thing in his hand bounced out towards the adjutant, and it was no coincidence that the book was not written, and the adjutant was stunned by Su Peng's words, and this black thing was actually directly bounced into the adjutant's mouth.
The adjutant was stunned, and obviously felt that something had entered his mouth, smacking his tongue, a very natural swallowing action, that thing was actually swallowed directly by him along his throat, and he was wondering what he had swallowed, how could there be a fishy smell, and suddenly remembered that Su Peng was digging his nostrils in disgust just now, and just now he clearly saw a bullet in his hand, could it be ??????" Shit, bastard?????? Oh woo, oh woo??????。 ”
The adjutant immediately grabbed his neck and bent over and vomited wildly, and the scene suddenly erupted into a wild laughter and tsunami.
Admiral Gu's face was already the color of pig liver, and his whole body was trembling, but in the end, he was the hob meat of the officialdom for a long time, so he actually suppressed this evil breath, and after everyone laughed, he pretended to look at Su Peng calmly and said: "Why do you say that this resignation letter is fake, this is written by your Commander-in-Chief Jiang who I watched with my own eyes, can you be responsible for saying this?" ”
Su Peng smiled: "Do you want to know?" ”
Although General Gu did not take Su Peng's stubble, the expression on his face was full of doubts, although this resignation letter was forged, but it was imitated by the best calligraphy master in the country, after the verification of many people, he couldn't see any flaws, he didn't believe that this five big and three thick Su Peng could see its authenticity at a glance, and he was basically sure that he was blind.