"I have never seen such a brazen person as you......" Hearing Xie Daoyun's words, Liu Wei couldn't help but be a little speechless, remembering that the energy of this sentence Ha in the romance is extremely huge, and Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death with this sentence. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info Fortunately, Liu Bian's psychological endurance is huge, he comes from later generations, but he knows that girls in later generations are not easy to chase, and most of the boys in later generations have developed a cheeky face to catch up with their favorite goddess?

Like the ancients, as long as they have some family background, the order of their parents, and the words of the matchmaker, it is not easy to marry a daughter-in-law?

Liu Wei smiled and arched his hand: "Thank you for the girl's praise, since the girl has promised to marry the girl as long as she can complete the three things the girl said, then please ask the girl to ask the question!"

Seeing that Liu Wei didn't care at all, Xie Daoyun's silver teeth clucked, turned around and said: "This first thing, it's not difficult to say, it's not easy to say it, it's not easy to say it, I'm Xie Daoyun's husband, my talent must be higher than mine." Yesterday, your poems also let me see your talent, and the smoke lock pond willow stumped me even more! ”

Liu Wei smiled when he heard this: "By the way, didn't the girl say that she was going to tell me your pair today?" I wonder what the girl's answer is? ”

Xie Daoyun shook his head and said: "What I'm right about is extremely good, and it's not as good as your right artistic conception of Taoran Jinjiang Embankment!" The first thing I want you to do is this, I still have to test your talent, if you can still come up with a question to stump me, then your talent is qualified to be my husband! ”

"The first thing is to ask me to answer a question that you can't answer?" Liu Wei was surprised.

"Yes, if you want to be my husband Xie Daoyun, your talent will be stronger than me, you have already stumped me once yesterday, if you can stump me now, I will obey you!" Xie Daoyun nodded as a matter of course.

The corners of Liu Bian's mouth hooked: "This is easy, but you have to explain clearly what the rules are, just like the smoke lock pond willow, you only need to match it in a day, and the artistic conception is still a lot worse." If I come up with a question now, how long will it take for you to answer it? If you can't answer in a day, I'll wait for you for a day, but if you can't answer in a year, I'll wait for you for a year? ”

Xie Daoyun nodded when he heard this: "What you said is reasonable, you have a question now, if I don't answer it within a stick of incense, and the artistic conception is not up to standard, then you win!"

"A stick of incense? It's easy, listen, I'm out of the question! Liu Wei said confidently.

Xie Daoyun frowned slightly when he heard this: "Don't underestimate me, the smoke lock pond willow is an absolute for the ages, so I can't answer." You'd better think about the topic clearly, or we'll be in for nothing. ”

Liu Wei didn't care, and said with a smile: "The question in my heart is thousands of times more difficult than the smoke lock pond willow, there are countless ones, just listen to it, I guarantee you can't answer it!"

"I don't believe it, you are so proud, don't blame me for not giving you a chance!" Xie Daoyun said slightly angrily.

Liu Wei smiled indifferently and said, "Then I will come up with the question, my topic is to ask the girl to come up with a question that she can't answer within a stick of incense!"

Xie Daoyun said angrily when he heard this: "I'm asking you to make the question, why is it difficult for you to change me to make the question?"

Liu Wei spread his hands and said: "Yes, this is the topic I want to stump you, if you can't think of it, it won't stump me, then you will lose!" That's the first thing I did. ”

Xie Daoyun's chest rose and fell angrily, and he laughed angrily: "I don't believe it, I don't believe that you can't stump you if you trust me so much!" If you say that you love me, then you can write a poem for me within seven steps, and if you finish it within seven steps, you will win! ”

"Seven steps ......" Liu Bian's heart sank, and he said secretly: "Cao Zhi Cao Pi was forced to become a poem in seven steps, and now I am forced to become a poem in seven steps by Xie Daoyun, a talented woman, which is interesting!"

After thinking about it, Liu Wei walked up, and then chanted as he walked: "The clouds want to dress and the flowers want to look, and the spring breeze blows Revlon." If it weren't for the jade mountain, it would meet Yaotai under the moon. ”

A song of Li Bai's Qingping tune was pirated by Liu Bian, and Liu Bian secretly said in his heart: "If it weren't for the countless poems in my heart in my heart, I'm afraid this girl would really not be able to catch up."

And Xie Daoyun listened to this poem, but fell into deep thought, and the more he thought about it, the more his face became more and more blushing. Liu Wei's poems are very different from the current poems, but they are ingenious, so the meaning of them Xie Daoyun has been appreciating for a long time, which means: Your appearance and clothing are so beautiful and moving, that even the white clouds and peonies have to come to dress you up, the spring breeze is swaying, the railing is lightly blowing, the beautiful peony flowers look more gorgeous in the crystal dew, your beauty is really like a fairy, if you don't see you in the fairy land Jade Mountain, then only in the Yaotai of the Queen Mother of the West can appreciate your face.

At this time, the two of them were on the top of the mountain, although it was not as good as the fairyland Jade Mountain, but in Xie Daoyun's opinion, such a description was much more wonderful. Looking at Liu Bian, Xie Daoyun's gaze softened a lot, and said: "Your poems, including yesterday's capitals, are ingenious, which can be described as a precedent in ancient times. Your talent is above me, your talent is worthy of me, I like this poem very much, what is its name! ”

"Qingping tune!" Liu Wei smiled: "Then I don't know what the second thing is?"

"The second thing? Your talent is enough, but if I marry you, I must be happy, so you must be good to me, so the second thing is to limit you to one sentence that can make me laugh! Xie Daoyun explained.

Liu Bian's head is full of black lines, and sure enough, the world is as black as a crow, and ancient women are no different from modern women. But after listening to the second thing Xie Daoyun asked him to do, Liu Wei kept silent.

Xie Daoyun looked at Liu Wei for a moment, told him to shut up, and couldn't help but be a little disappointed: "Why, can't you do it?"

"No, I just don't think I'm worthy to talk to the goddess......" Liu Wei suddenly said this.

"Puff ......" Xie Daoyun heard this, and the corners of his mouth unconsciously hooked and smiled. Seeing Xie Daoyun smiling, Liu Wei couldn't help but clap his hands and said, "Then the second thing, I also did it?"

Xie Daoyun's smile froze when he heard this, and he realized that he had fallen for Liu Wei, so he nodded with anger and amusement in his heart and said, "This second thing can be regarded as you have done it." As for the third thing, which is the most difficult thing to do, he has to tolerate me and love me. So in order to see if you can do it in the future, you have to carry me down the mountain! ”

"Carrying you down the mountain?" Liu Wei was stunned and said, "This is the third thing?"

Xie Daoyun nodded and said, "This is the third thing, are you willing?"

Liu Wei touched his nose and said secretly: "This is also called a thing? This is clearly a benefit...... But Xie Daoyun is extremely smart, this third thing will definitely not be so simple! ”

Liu Weizheng hesitated, and Xie Daoyun said coldly: "It seems that you are unwilling?" In this way, we just had no fate, so I went down the mountain. ”

While speaking, Xie Daoyun's fortune walked down the mountain, and Liu Wei didn't want the beauty in his hand to slip away like this, and said helplessly: "Isn't it just carrying you down the mountain?" I promised! ”

Xie Daoyun turned his back to Liu Bian's face and flashed a smile, and immediately turned to look at Liu Bian. Liu Wei raised his eyes and looked around at a stone platform on the grass, Liu Wei then walked to the stone platform and bent down, signaling Xie Daoyun to come up, Xie Daoyun was not polite when he saw this, stepped on the stone platform, looked at Liu Bian's broad back, and pressed up, and a pair of jade arms wrapped around Liu Bian's neck.

Liu Wei felt the softness coming from his back, and couldn't help but feel a wave in his heart, shook his head to get rid of the distracting thoughts in his heart, and was about to pull back with a pair of arms, to grab Xie Daoyun's thighs wrapped in a skirt.

However, Xie Daoyun was not happy, and said coldly: "Don't touch me, you just carry me down the mountain like this."

Liu Bian's face darkened, it was really not that simple, the person on his back had to hold the thigh of the master behind him, so that the person on his back could be stable, but Xie Daoyun didn't let Liu Bian touch her, and the difficulty rose by more than one notch. Liu Wei didn't argue, and let Xie Daoyun walk up when he was on his stomach.

The road from the foot of the mountain to the mountainside is not far, not to mention that the mountain road is steep, Liu Wei walked a few steps, and Xie Daoyun on his back was shaky. But Xie Daoyun got angry, a pair of arms clasped Liu Bian's neck, and kept shaking on his back, which really made Liu Bian miserable.

Liu Wei couldn't help but be a little angry, and said coldly: "You'd better not move, otherwise I will make a mistake and throw you down, don't blame me!"

Although the mountain road is steep, with Liu Wei's force, he can already walk on the ground. Saying this was just to scare Xie Daoyun, and Xie Daoyun couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "I'm holding you to death, if you throw me down, you won't be able to escape, let's go down and be against the same fate of the mandarin duck."

However, although Xie Daoyun said so, he was also much more disciplined, his arm was slightly relieved, and he honestly lay on Liu Wei's back.

After walking only a few dozen steps, Liu Wei could already see the mountain path, and Yang Zaixing and the others waited on the mountain road. Suddenly, Liu Wei's face sank, but he saw that dozens of hundreds of people on the mountain road came straight to the mountain, these people were all dressed in black and holding swords, and they saw that they were not good.

Yang Zaixing and the others also noticed it, Yang Zaixing stood on the mountainside and shouted coldly: "Who are you?"

The man in black at the head said in a low voice: "Liu Wei seems to be on the mountain, you stop them for me, and the others will go up with me!"

The black-clothed man led by about 20 people moved into the mountains and forests, and rushed straight to the top of the mountain, while the rest of the people were killing Yang Zaixing and the others on the mountain road.

"Quick, sister, Dian Wei, you go up to protect Your Majesty!" Yang Zaixing hurriedly ordered.

"Your Majesty, be careful, assassin again!" Yang Zaixing raised his gun and killed the assassin at the bottom of the mountain, and at the same time shouted loudly to warn Liu.

"What's going on...... What are you doing? Xie Daoyun looked at the people rushing down the mountain, and asked Liu Wei in confusion. Liu Wei has been with Yang Zaixing and others for several years, and he has not encountered assassins once or twice, which can be described as tacit cooperation, without waiting for Yang Zaixing to shout a warning, he took Xie Daoyun on his back into his arms, and slashed Xie Daoyun on the neck with a knife.

Xie Daoyun suddenly fell asleep, obviously Liu Wei didn't want Xie Daoyun to know his identity so early. Therefore, Yang Zaixing's shout, Xie Daoyun did not hear it.

Liu Wei took Xie Daoyun in his arms, pulled out the Heavenly Sword at his waist, and looked at the black-clothed man rushing in the mountains and forests with a gloomy face.

"Damn, I have two lives, I finally made a date, soaked a girl, and you guys made it yellow, you really damn it!"