What a coincidence!

At this moment, Sundar only felt that there were 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by in his heart.

It doesn't matter what should be said and what should not be said.

The important thing is that he couldn't imagine that someone would be so shameless, and for the application of the main business, he would take the initiative to run to Huaxia and use such a clumsy excuse.

However, without waiting for him to react, Satya continued: "Haha, Sundar, I almost forgot, Google is not officially operating in Huaxia at the moment, so you can be busy, oh no, it's not early in the United States, you better rest early." ”

After saying that, Satya didn't even wait for Sundar to reply, and hung up the phone very rudely.

It's embarrassing.

The problem is suddenly huge.

Originally, it was enough for him to send a very humorous Derek to China on his behalf, but now this situation is ......

"Help me push off this week's schedule, I need to go to Huaxia, immediately help me apply for a good route, I'll leave when I'm ready, and rest on the plane. ”

"Mr. Pichai, but ......"

"There is nothing to say, the market in Huaxia is very large, we need to pay attention to the Chinese market, inform the news, this time I went to Huaxia to do research on Google's re-entry into the Huaxia market after fifteen years. Yes, that's all. Sundar said very seriously.

Deep down, Sundar sighed, sure enough, life is one multiple-choice question after another, which is not terrible. The scary thing is that some multiple-choice questions only give one answer.

......

"I, Don Pudding, am not someone you can afford to mess with. Well, I don't like to talk nonsense with people, and if you feel like you're capable of playing with me, Pudding doesn't mind being there for me. ”

"If you dare not come to the banquet, I have 10,000 ways to make your company go out of business, and you are helpless. ”

"I like to do it to people who think they have some ability, you can go on with your own thing, but your life won't be easy. Remember, I'm Don Pudding, not someone you can afford to mess with. ”

Tang Pudding looked at the mirror, holding his mobile phone and chanting all kinds of cool lines on it......

Although these sentences are very powerful and high-minded, there is always something wrong with it.

Soon, Don Pudding realized what the problem was.

His name is too gentle, there is no momentum, this is a hard injury.

Unless the name is changed to Long Aotian, or Ye Liangchen is using these words and phrases, the effect can reach MAX. But after all, the whole name of Tang Pudding has been used for hundreds of thousands of years, and he already has a deep feeling, not that he can change it.

This made Tang Pudding feel a little resentful, so he decided to call Tang Dazhuang first.

"Hey, Dad, where's Mom, how is she doing?"

"Are you still sleeping, you're in good health, I just went for a physical check-up yesterday, and everything is fine. Now we all came according to the doctor's instructions, and the doctor said there was no problem. Also, your driver is really good, and the nanny he helped contact is so caring. Except that your mom is a little grumpy when she sees me now, everything else is fine. You can rest assured. ”

"Okay, then I won't go back during the winter vacation, there is something going on in the academy. Wait until your mother is in labor and then ask for leave to go back. ”

"What? Not going home for winter vacation? You have to discuss this with your mother. I can't take your damn temper tantrum alone!"

"Huh. Tang Pudding sneered: "If you can't argue, my mother will say it directly, what kind of man is it to let my son go home?"

"Bah! I can't quarrel with your mother? Am I not able to argue? Don't you still understand the reason of who is ugly and who is justified in quarreling? You and I are so handsome, what is wrong with your mother?

"Huh, old man, have you drifted away lately, aren't you afraid that your mother will cut you?" asked Don Pudding in surprise.

"Cut me? It is no exaggeration to say that your mother dares to do something to me now, and within five seconds, she will kneel on the ground, pinch me, and beg me not to die!" Tang Dazhuang said loudly.

"Okay! I've recorded all the conversations between us just now, if you don't want to wait for me to send it to my mother on WeChat, just consciously help me get rid of the winter vacation and not go back." Thank you, Dad. ”

"What? When you call Lao Tzu, you dare to record?"

Tang Dazhuang was really shocked.

"Or do you call me Daddy and I'll delete the recording?"

"Get out!"

Hanging up the phone, Tang Pudding exhaled fiercely.

Well, Tang Dazhuang's mood at this time must be very entangled, and it can be regarded as revenge for this guy's name.

So he can now solve the problem of inviting the two Dana to dinner with a very calm attitude.

Before doing anything, you must first have a good mood to ensure that things can go smoothly and not go in strange directions.

Now Tang Pudding feels in a good mood, has regained his calm, strong self-confidence, makes him feel that he can have a shocking effect without those arrogant words on the Internet, so he picked up his mobile phone, dialed the number, and said calmly: "Hello, may I ask if it is Mr. Nadella? I am Tang Pudding, and I want to invite you to dinner." ”

The road is facing the sky, and they should have gone their own way, but there will always be some intersections in life, and the higher the authority, the more unavoidable some intersections are.

......

In the laboratory, the experiments of two people, one fat and one thin, have made significant progress again.

But this time, the two don't have much pride.

Especially when one thing is as easy as drinking water, it is difficult to arouse too much sense of accomplishment, and it is even more difficult to maintain long-term concentration.

He had already begun to think about which direction he should set his sights after the achievement of the new material. To be a kneeling and licking fat man who can't straighten his waist from now on, or to resolutely challenge the high difficulty?

Again, it's a matter of choice.

That's right, Tian Jianxing feels that he is once again standing at a crossroads in his life, going left or right?

"Why did you want to join the Miscellaneous Academy?"

According to the operating rules, no, it should be said that it is an outrageously detailed experimental procedure, the raw materials needed are fused in proportion, injected into the instrument, and when waiting for the results, Tian Jianxing asked Pu Jianxing.

"Why do you want to go to the Miscellaneous Academy? No, I came to Huaxia to apprentice. I thought that the master was a super chess player, but it turned out that it turned out that it was still relying on the power of the machine, so I figured out that being a chess player was a dead end. Park replied sadly: "So joining the Miscellaneous Academy may be a new starting point for my life." ”

Tian Fatzi nodded, he felt that he could probably understand Park Health's thoughts, after all, he was already in his twenties, although according to him he was a Go nine-dan, but from the fact that he Tian Health had never heard of this name, it could be concluded that Park Health had touched the upper limit of his life in the Go world, so of course playing Go was a dead end.

And in the miscellaneous academy, as long as you hug someone's thigh, you won't be hungry in the future......

So Tian Fatzi is probably sure that this product is going to be a licking dog.

"What kind of person do you think your master is?" asked Tian Fatzi again.

"He's a great guy. Well, how to put it, there is a kind of person in our country of Bangmao who feels that the whole world owes him ......"

Park Jianxing recounted with a wistful expression, but this simple words were suddenly interrupted by Tian Fatzi: "What? You actually compare my idol to a self-pity loser?"

"Phew, who compared my master to the loser? I mean these people often think that the whole world is going to offend them after all, but they are not afraid, so they are the first to provoke the whole world. Of course, as far as I know, most of these people die miserably, but although my master is such a person, he lives more freely and nourishingly than anyone else.

Park raised his head and said proudly, as if such a powerful person was actually himself.

Hearing this, Tian Fatzi was stunned.

Speaking from the heart, he has always looked down on many of Park's healthy dog-licking behaviors, such as every day, no matter how late he goes back to the bedroom, as long as he finds that Tang Pudding has not slept yet, he has to go to ask for peace......

But if you think about it, this guy's words actually contain philosophy!

A chess player has already licked out of the realm, and Du Te will use an analogy to describe how awesome the characters he kneels and licks are, which can definitely be regarded as a kind of power.

For a while, Tian Health even felt a sense of self-shame in his heart.

It is said that licking the dog licks the dog, and there is nothing.

But if you think about it, maybe these people haven't mastered the essence of how to be a qualified licking dog?

"Listening to you say that, it's really awesome. ”

Tian Fatzi nodded from the bottom of his heart, I have to say that the words of the ancients are really very reasonable, as the so-called threesome, there must be my teacher. Although it is said that when doing scientific research, Park Health is naturally inferior to him, but if he is a sycophant, Park Health can beat him!

"So Master is strong! It's always right to follow Master, isn't our research about to bear fruit? Although we don't know how much we can gain materially, we will definitely gain spiritually!"

Park Health sighed, then glanced at the thoughtful fat man beside him, and continued to sigh: "Actually, I also know that you may look down on me. Yes, every time I go to the crossroads of my life, I actually know which path is right, which road is better for my future, but I can't choose it! Because the right path is too hard, how can I hug my thighs to be comfortable and relaxed? Just like when I was a student, I also knew that studying hard was the way out, but studying was too tiring, how easy was it to play?"

"What's more, there are so many people who like to study and work harder than me will work hard for the development of human civilization in the future, such as people like you, so what is it if I don't have a hard worker? Well, although I may not be able to make any outstanding contributions to human civilization in my life, if I can be rich and famous, I can make outstanding contributions to the continuation of human civilization! What do you think? Fat man?" said Park Health with a sigh on his face.

Tian Fatzi, who was already stunned, didn't notice that when Park Jianxing was saying these words, his little eyes kept turning, and in some places he said it was very stiff, as if he was endorsing.

After all, this remark really went deep into his heart!

Was his vision of the world too shallow before?

Speaking of which, the goal of his health is not only to contribute to the continuation of human civilization, but also to make his own contribution to the great harmony of the world's nations......

"I think you're right. Of course, you can set higher demands on yourself, and we can not only contribute to the development of human civilization, but also contribute to the continuation of civilization. But no matter what kind of contribution it is, it must be implemented first, Lao Pu, you said that you would introduce me to a girlfriend of Bangmao Country, when will you let her come?"

"Haha, when we're done with this project, I'll call her and ask her to come to our press conference. Let me tell you, she looks very much like Jiang Sula? You don't know Jiang Sula? Hurry up and search for it, there are many photos of her on the Internet, and we are a female star in Bangmao Country, very famous!"

......

"Pudding, the verdict of that guy named Lin Jianjian has come out, and he has been sentenced to two and a half years of probation for three years, I said that this law is too lax, right, can he still be suspended for 3 years before going to prison?"

As soon as Tang Pudding finished making a phone call, Qi Chen rushed into his room with his mobile phone.

"Who is Lin Jianjian?" Tang Pudding frowned, a guy who had nothing to do with him was sentenced and deserved to tell him with a lot of fanfare?

It seems that Qi Chen hasn't been studying too hard lately, yes, it must be so.

"Isn't it? Lin Jianjian, you don't remember? It's the son of the president of the listed company who didn't get your car on the road, don't you remember that Ferrari?"

Qi Chen looked at Tang Pudding in surprise, and he was even more upset for a rich second generation in his heart.

At that time, there was such a big incident, and Tang Pudding didn't even remember it......

"Oh!" Tang Pudding nodded, he vaguely remembered that there was such a thing, but what was it?

Of course, it is none of his business to be tossed into in civil matters.

"I think about it, but I have to remind you that the legal definition of probation refers to a suspension of execution, and a sentence of two and a half years of probation for three years means that you don't have to go to jail, change it to community corrections, and after three years, you can be exempted from criminal punishment without any punishment for any crime, so your understanding is wrong. Don Pudding explained.

It's not that Tang Puding talks too much, after all, Qi Chen is also a member of the Miscellaneous Academy now, and he doesn't understand such basic knowledge, so it may be embarrassing to go out.

However, Qi Chen still didn't seem to understand the meaning of probation, and looked at Tang Pudding blankly and asked, "What?

"Hey!"

Tang Puding sighed fiercely in his heart, he decided to give Qi Chen a good popularization of the law, of course, the wording must be used to understand the style: "You are right, the probation here means that you don't have to serve your sentence in prison." In fact, many punishments in this criminal law are similar to you and Yan Xiaolu falling in love, do you want to know about it?"