Sometimes, people's psychology is the strangest thing, obviously refusing one thing to happen, but there is a kind of expectation in their hearts, looking forward to whether this thing will develop as they expected. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

In the end, after it really developed as I expected, while being disgusted, a trace of pride actually appeared in my heart: "Look, it's the same as I guessed, I'm so smart." ”

After this incident, not only did he not learn a lesson, but he continued to repeat it next time, and it can be seen from this that everyone has a little masochistic preference.

Today, this is the case with officials in the Ministry of Rites who are adjudicating papers.

His Majesty has already issued an order that the civil and military officials will be responsible for the judgment of the imperial examination, put aside their past prejudices, and work together to send fresh blood to the court.

But it's so easy to say, it's so easy to do.

There is a contradiction between the civil and military, I don't know how many years they have been entangled with each other, and if they want to release their old suspicions and rebuild the old good, this can't be done so thoroughly.

At most, civil officials do not dislike the rudeness of military generals on the surface, and military generals talk about it, at most, they reduce the relationship with the female ancestors of civil officials, and this is already the most ideal situation.

As for Yang Yanfan's imagination that Wenwu put aside each other's prejudices and rebuilt the old friendship, it is obvious that His Majesty was drunk last night and still hasn't woken up.

At this moment, Shangguan Hai, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, has gone out to greet the generals, or to appease in advance, the most famous hob meat in Nanqing is also the most short-tempered Shen Qiu among the generals!

Shen Qiu, one of the few princes of the dynasty, is also the most disobedient civil official among the military generals, not because of anything else, just because this person is completely a scoundrel and an old hooligan.

Originally, Yang Yanfan was going to send Zhao Yunhai, who had a relatively calm personality, to the Ministry of Rites, but when Shen Qiu learned about it, he immediately entered the palace, and actually started to play a scoundrel in front of Yang Yanfan and Zhao Yunhai, and even said: "If Your Majesty doesn't let the old minister go, then the old minister will immediately die in front of you!" ”

How much the civil official hopes that Yang Yanfan will not agree, which will not only make his ears clean, but also make his ancestors stable.

But helplessly, Yang Yanfan couldn't stand Shen Qiu's strength, and finally nodded and agreed in the sigh of the civil official.

"Wha."

Before the person arrived, the voice like the voice of a male duck sounded in everyone's ears, and after the civil official heard it, he immediately had a large goosebump on his body.

Immediately, he also stood up quickly to prevent Shen Qiu from saying that he didn't understand etiquette and insulting his ancestors again. Let your ancestors die and not be at peace.

At this time, Shangguanhai came in first, followed by Nanqing's most famous hob meat, Shen Qiu!

Shen Qiu is forty-five years old, and his height is about one meter seventy-five, which is very ordinary height, but after he came in with a muscular body and waving, his arms thicker than the thighs of civil officials came in, and the civil officials seemed to have seen a male orangutan, and they were scared.

"I've seen Xu Guogong."

Shen Qiu was born in Xuzhou, so he was named the Duke of Xu by Yang Yanfan, and his hometown was crowned with a knighthood, and it can be seen from this title that His Majesty Yang Yanfan is so favored to him today.

After Shen Qiu came in, after seeing all the officials saluting him, a look of pride also appeared on his face, and he stretched out his hands and pressed down, and then Shen Qiu said, "Ladies and gentlemen, there is no need to be polite... Belch...... Partition. ”

A long burp with an unknown smell in it came out of Shen Qiu's mouth at this time.

The smell was very strong, and as if Shen Qiu was on purpose, the smell was also dispersed everywhere, constantly circling.

"It stinks!"

The civil officials scolded at the same time in their hearts at this moment, and glanced at Shen Qiu stupidly, seeing this old bastard, after actually picking their teeth with their fingers at this moment, the feeling of nausea in their hearts became stronger and stronger!

Shen Qiu's teeth picking was rising, but after suddenly remembering that he was not in his own mansion now, he quickly wiped his fingers on his robe, and then said with a smile: "Everyone, bear with me, I ate two catties of beef and drank a pot of spirits in the morning, this will be the case." ”

The civil official smiled bitterly, but at this time, he scolded again in his heart: "Eat beef in the morning? Well, eat well, eat you old bastard! ”

After Shangguan Hai saw that no one responded, and the atmosphere was a little awkward, he immediately stood up and said: "Xu Guogong, who is over forty years old, is still the same as when he was young, and he can eat and grow old and strong, which is really a blessing for me." ”

After Shen Qiu heard this, he smiled bigly, and then patted him on the shoulder and said, "It's rare for someone to understand the old man, if Lord Shangguan doesn't dislike it, how about coming to the mansion as a guest tonight?" ”

As he spoke, a wicked smile appeared on Shen Qiu's face, and at the same time he squeezed his eyebrows and said, "The old man recently accepted ten bearded girls from the East Market. Although I don't understand what to say, I guess Lord Shangguan hasn't tasted the exotic customs, so it's better to... Hey, hey, hey."

Shangguan Hai looked embarrassed, he was kind enough to help him out of the siege, how to paint the style abruptly, he seemed to be going to the Qinglou tonight, and then, after seeing Shen Qiu's right index finger on his shoulder, which was still stained with vegetable leaves at the moment, the corners of Shangguan Hai's eyes also twitched constantly.

"Xu Guogong, please respect yourself, at this time, I hope you can pay more attention to your own etiquette!"

There are officials who are not afraid of death, and after seeing Shen Qiu actually talking about meat in the Ministry of Rites at this time, he also resolutely stood up and began to accuse him.

When Shen Qiu heard this, and saw that someone dared to point fingers at him, he suddenly felt a wave of anger in his heart, but when he thought that he had come to do the right thing, he didn't have a big mouth to slap him at this moment.

But his hand didn't move, but his mouth didn't know what was coming up, and after Shangguan Hai, who was closest to Shen Qiu, heard it, he sighed helplessly at the official who stood up.

At the same time, he said in his heart: "Master Li, your female ancestors have suffered again. ”

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Subsequently, Shen Qiu also took his own cadres to sit down and began to criticize the test papers that were corrected by the officials of the Ministry of Rites who stayed up all night last night.

At this moment, the room is very quiet, it is the sound of flipping through the test papers, everyone is racing against time, but there is always such a person who will come out and start to stir up and disturb the atmosphere here, and this person is Shen Qiu.

"My army is the division of tigers and wolves, and it is named Pixiu, and the land of the Hu people is bitter, so the physique is also weak.

If I were a general, I would directly choose to go to war with the Hu people! Kill the Hu man and turn the horse on his back alone! ”

Shen Qiu muttered slowly, and after the civil officials heard about it, they also wanted to hear it at this time, so that they could not get this exam question by hand, how would this famous military general in Nanqing judge.

But in the next second, after hearing the words in Shen Qiu's mouth, the civil officials also scolded in their hearts at the same time.

"The land of the Hu people is hard but true, but it is because of their difficult living environment that they have strong perseverance.

Even in order to allow their tribe to occupy the rich land, the Hu people even played with my Nanqing army! ”

"Straight to war? Are you a pig brain? The Hu people who still beat are turned on their backs alone? If you can come back unharmed like this, the old man will cut off his head and let you kick it as a ball!

A group of things that only know, chewing words and chewing words, what do you know! ”

After feeling that he couldn't express his inner anger like this, Shen Qiu turned his head at this time, and he was also forceful in his mouth: "Ha...... Spit! ”

A mouthful of thick phlegm was also in the corner of the eyes of many civil officials, and he lay quietly on the ground.

"Xu Guogong, please respect yourself, this is the Ministry of Rites, you..."

"Shut up the old man!"

After seeing that someone came out to accuse himself, Shen Qiu was also angry and scolded at this time!

"You know what! Every day, I only know that there are some big truths in the court, how bitter the war is, and how many of you can know the danger in it! ”

Shangguan Hai hadn't left at this time, and after seeing that the conflict was about to arise just now, he also wanted to dissuade him, but after hearing Shen Qiu's words, he hesitated for a moment and finally didn't speak.

"The reputation of the country, this is all fought by us old people with our fists and soldiers with our lives! Someone said something wrong, why can't the old man scold!

If you really understand military warfare. So why is the old man still here?

is still the previous sentence, you are the general, if you can win a war, then the old man not only cut off his head and kick it for you, but you can use the old man's head as a night pot!

Every day, I know empty talk, and I put some useless saints on my lips, if the words of the saint are useful, then why is he not the emperor? ”

Shen Qiu glared at the official who stood up twice in a row and shouted, and after the Li Xuan official heard this, his face immediately turned red.

Standing in place, he exhaled heavily, and looked at Shen Qiu with a pair of eyes

"What? If you think what the old man said is wrong, you can just come out and accuse! If what you say is reasonable, then the old man can make amends to you in front of so many people! ”

Officer Li Xing's hands were clenched at this time, and he was also in an awkward position, arguing with Shen Qiu about military war, so this is undoubtedly hitting a stone with an egg and seeking his own death!

But the literati value face, and at this moment he pushes himself to the opposite side of Shenqiu, if he is soft in public, then he will still have face in the Ministry of Rites in the future?

At this moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Shen Qiu and that Li Xuan official, and now that Shen Qiu had the upper hand, he did not continue to ask.

The official surnamed Li gradually couldn't stand up at this time, and after the official on his side saw it, he smiled bitterly and then stood up and saluted Shen Qiu, and also pulled him down stiffly.

The official surnamed Li, who sat down again, was unconvinced, but he had no choice but to say that Shen Qiu couldn't say anything, so he shut up and snorted fiercely.

"Humph!"

After this snort appeared, Shen Qiu also moved his wrist, looking like he was ready to make a move, but in the end, his reason dissuaded him.

"A group of sour literati!" Shen Qiu scolded in his mouth, and then after hesitating on his face, he also said again: "I'm angry with me, it's really... What a mother! ”