Chapter 051. Detailed rules for the selection of family members
When encountering such a good-looking subordinate, Zhao Yange is also 'bitter' and unspeakable, but since the beauty took the initiative to give her a hug, we can only accept it without disorder.
After tossing all day, Zhao Yange almost didn't do anything, and one day it was time to recruit the family members published in "Men's Clothing", take advantage of this juncture to clean up, so that the Zhao family can take on a new look, and you have to give a good impression to those newcomers.
Yuhuan rummaged through the cabinets and finally found a few special clothes for cleaning, although they were covered with dust, they could be taken out and washed and it was refreshing, but the white fabric had begun to turn yellow because it had not been used for a long time.
After changing their clothes in three or two, several people gathered in the yard and stood in a row as long snakes, Zhao Yange walked in front of them, pretended to clear his throat, and said: "Tomorrow is the day to recruit family members, we have to show 100% enthusiasm, let them feel our Zhao family, as if they have arrived at their own home, let's start!" ”
As soon as Zhao Yange spoke, those subordinates immediately practiced, except for the living room, which is what we often call the bedroom, the rest of the room was still the same dirty mess, some were placed with long tables and benches, some were scattered with ancient books, and some were full of weapons that Zhao Yange couldn't name.
He and Duan Yu walked into a room, and as soon as they pushed the door, there was a foul smell of dampness, and he reached out and pushed a few tables inside, the wood was already rotten, and even one fell down with a "bang" when he touched it.
"These broken tables, chairs and benches are all taken to the kitchen and used as firewood for Lao Huang." Zhao Yange shook his head and commanded.
Duan Yu has no brains, he will do whatever the young master asks him to do, he ran back and forth a few times, and in half an hour, he was completely dusty, and he finally finished moving.
"Young master, what do you mean by the selection criteria you said yesterday, is it possible that there are rules for our business?" He sat down on a chair that he was still looking at, glanced at the vast "project" that still needed to be completed, and asked with interest.
Zhao Yange glanced at Duan Yu's embarrassed expression, this kid must have been a pig in his last life, so he just wanted to enjoy it, and branded himself with the bad problem of not being diligent and not liking to think, Zhao Yange shook his head helplessly: "Of course, there are rules for every line of work, the emperor's rule is to cultivate virtue and politics, the rule of thieves is to steal and have a way, and the rules of prostitutes are to serve men. ”
"More work, more reward!? I understand this, for example, we are both family members, but one person is lazy and speculative, and one person is diligent and motivated, but two people have to receive the same salary, which is very unfair, so we have to deliberately formulate a set of rules to let them get something for their work! Duan Yu said to himself.
"It's pretty smart, but I still haven't thought about how to choose a family, it's a real headache!" He has never worked in HR, but he also knows that every year when you want to change jobs and look for a job, you have to have an interview, HR will ask you some questions, look at your reaction speed, oral expression ability, and one inevitable - image!
Very few people recruit ugly or physically disabled people to work, unless they have a brain disease.
From Zhao Yange's tone, he could hear that he was a little helpless, Duan Yu pursed his lips and said, "Isn't it just to choose a family, is it more difficult than the emperor to choose a concubine?" ”
Zhao Yange said suspiciously: "Do you know how the emperor chooses a concubine? ”
"When I used to learn from a teacher, I heard from the master!"
Listening to it, Zhao Yange himself laughed, you master salty and radish don't worry about it, you have nothing to care about how Your Majesty chooses a concubine and what is it for?
"Then tell me about it!" Zhao Yange was interested for a while, and he actually had the idea of wanting to listen to it.
Duan Yu smiled and said something deafening:
"Young master, there are many women in the world, but after all, the emperor is in the ninety-five, and the concubines around him are all different in style and blooming!
But the palace is not a green building, His Majesty the Emperor is a picky eater, everyone is beautiful, the small family jasper, the daughter of the nobles, and the mountain village and the wild aunt, the tricks can't be seen, the palace must have a complete set of concubine selection system!
In order to ensure that the most beautiful women in the world enter the palace, the so-called beauty pageants held regularly according to the etiquette system are just for show, and the real decisive role is the big internal officials sent by the emperor. ”
Zhao Yange looked disdainful, frowned and said, "These people don't even have a master, do they know the emperor's sentiments and tastes?" ”
Duan Yu glanced at Zhao Yange and continued: "Of course, the master said that the people who know the emperor best in this world are not the queen mother and the first emperor, but the eunuchs beside him!"
It is precisely because of knowing the emperor's interests and hobbies that he has to go deep into the market, and even go to the poor countryside to pick. In the end, the emperor personally screened and extracted the essence, and the rest were all peerless women with beautiful looks and auspicious appearances! ”
came to this world by mistake, in addition to Yuhuan and his mother, Duan Yu was Zhao Yange's first friend here, and the time spent with the two of them was not short in a few months, he always thought that Duan Yu was a street gangster who had not read a book for a few years but preferred calligraphy, but these words were completely whitewashed!
Originally, Zhao Yange had a dispensable attitude towards the selection of family members, and the gangsters were over, when he was at Tsinghua University in the past, he wrote program code indiscriminately, but he became famous when he wrote, and later entered Xiangyun Company and became a programming ape, but this job looks beautiful, but in fact, his heart is very empty.
So during that time, he was always looking for something to put out the fire...
He suddenly had a bad idea, he used to be disgusted by the interviewer when he was looking for a job interview, but now he came to the Dayong Dynasty alone, no one knew him, and he was disgusted with those who came to the interview.
How many procedures does the emperor have for choosing a concubine, and how many procedures does my Zhao family have for choosing a family!
"Duan Yu, what did you just say that you don't despise, what are you not talking about?"
"Don't be disdainful and ugly, don't be humble, the skilled people know it, and the gentlemen gradually know it!"
"Good, good!" Zhao Yange showed an evil smile on his face, "The words are very hard, use them, and use this sentence tomorrow as the detailed rules for the Zhao family's selection of family members, so that those who have a professional specialty and a skill will come to participate in the selection!" ”
In the previous life, I used my brain too much, and in this life, it is not bad to think about being a carefree young master!
But perhaps, it's just to think about ...