After leaving two oceans and his business card, Mei Zizi jumped off the stage and returned to his seat to listen.

It's simple to compile this into the opening chapter, it's nothing more than removing a Shaoxing person and replacing it with a Luo Song person, and at this time Qian Dingzhang's brain is active again. His eyes rolled, and he had a plan in his heart.

"Ladies and gentlemen, and this Baron Kondratiev, we re-edited it just now, and now please listen to the new version, but our father and son have always been kind in business, buy one get one free, add three to the full foot, and if you have borscht, you have to add a radish head."

The audience laughed, this gimmick was very appropriate, comparing the baron to the borscht familiar to Shanghainese, and also introduced the Orientals in the lower half. Kondratiev smiled especially loudly, and it was clear that his pride in his national cuisine was one of the universal values.

Qian Dingzhang laughed a few times, "The old listener is going to ask again, the Oriental people are now rampant and domineering, especially in Hongkou, they are eager to learn hairy crabs, open their eight feet and climb sideways, now the spring breeze is proud, how can they fall into trouble?"

"Everyone should know that this fall is an early and a late, said early, when Shencheng just opened the port, there were a large number of Oriental women who took a steamer to cross the sea to operate the skin and meat shop, the Oriental people were when the archway gave them a name, but it was elegant to call "Tang Xingwoman", now there are a lot of Hongkou where. These old lands should know about it. ”

Several elderly people in the audience nodded yes, and even gave a thumbs up, "This little gentleman is bright, everything is clear"

"It's late, hum, don't look at the eight feet crawling sideways now, we play a book called "Ten Beautiful Pictures", which is about the traitor Yan Song during the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the book said that someone gave Yan Song a painting, painting two hairy crabs, and a poem was mentioned next to it, often looking at crabs with cold eyes, and seeing that Er was rampant" said that he deliberately paused here.

Then he shouted word by word with full dantian qi: "Here!" ”

"Few!"

"When!"

"Good!" The audience erupted in thunderous applause, and everyone frantically clapped their hands and knocked on the backs of the front seats. Who has not been pushed and insulted by those ronins wearing clogs and carrying Oriental knives in the Japanese concession of Hongkou, Hongkou is a Japanese concession, and there is no justice for grievances. If you don't open your eyes and don't buy the radish head on the spot, you will really want to peel off the skin if you recruit the gendarmerie and the special high-tech. Because of the inferiority, he could only swallow his anger, and now that the person on the stage directly said what was in everyone's heart, how could everyone not be happy.

Among them, the Baron jumped the highest "Good, good, those bad Oriental monkeys, stole our gold and handed over General Kolchak to Lenin!" ”

Taking advantage of the fact that the audience was still noisy, Qian Dingzhang quietly said to the old man, "Daddy, I replaced the Shaoxing people with the Luozon people, and the Northern Jiangsu people with the Oriental people, after the Oriental people finished singing, I will say a few words, and then I will add a paragraph, or about eleven or twelve sentences of "Random Chicken Crying"

"Are you sure, do you want to make up and sing now?" Qian Xunzhi was not very relieved

"The latter part is what I learned from downstairs, in the burlesque, and it is not a big problem to change a few words a little."

"Good"

Seeing that the audience was quieter, Qian Dingzhang said loudly, "Then please listen to the whole book of Luo Song Dongyang's new compilation of fashionable and funny lyrics "Falling Hard"

There was a laugh among the audience.

The front is still the same, and when it comes to the back, it starts to go sideways

"Huzhou people, stormy,

selling hemp halva and kohlrabi;

The housewife of the slang family went to Shanghai in December and took other people's houses to turn over silk cotton.

Luo sent people, and it was difficult to fall,

Standing on the road of Xiafei and shouting: "чтобыучитьсянафортепиано"

Teacher Luo Song praised, the man is good-looking, and the woman is really beautiful.

Orientals, stormy,

As soon as you arrive at Shang Beach, you will learn first in the fun,

Shanghai's business is difficult, and the face of this big cake looks like a dirty stewed egg.

The Oriental woman really had no choice but to scream harder

kimoqi yiku yamedei。 ”

The strings paused, Qian Dingzhang said, "Everyone has to ask what the last Japanese sentence means" while muttering in his heart, "This era, it's not as good as the information explosion era of later generations, the popularity rate of these words among young people is probably more than 90%, I also know some perverts, specifically ask GF to learn such words, so that at some moments to learn to put it into practice." ”

Seeing that the audience was shaking their heads, Qian Dingzhang smiled, "Everyone remember, they are itching, come in, don't, so listen to the long knowledge of playing words."

Seeing that everyone was laughing again, the strings in his hands drew a beautiful passage and continued to sing

"The Oriental pheasant is eighty-two years old, and the red-headed Ah San took a fancy to the slang and fled to Pudong in fright.

Jiang Taigong recruited a son-in-law, and the foreign birthday star came to ask for a kiss, and the family was called Shi Hengsheng. (The meaning of the family - the wife,)

Chaplin came to be the matchmaker, Fan Punk wanted to sing a play to take Gordon, and Citigroup Guanyin wanted to marry a man.

Jesus laughed when he heard it, and Huangpu Beach was carried to the racecourse, and the Oriental dwarf was frightened to throw himself into the human body.

This is one of the slang tunes often sung in burlesque, the so-called "Upside Down Chinese and Foreign Celebrities", this kind of joke that sounds quite random to play the piano, but it is very popular with the people in the market, the meaning of the words is simple and catchy, and there are many fashionable names in the middle, which is a variant of trend and funny. Affected by this, Hangzhou Xiaoredu, Suzhou Xuanjuan and other music raps have also been absorbed.

Most of the people here have heard this paragraph, but at this moment, Qian Dingzhang sang it in Suzhou dialect on stage and still won the applause of the audience, without him is too flattering, it is difficult for the Luozon people to the Orientals, and from the Orientals to the upside-down celebrities, the singing is secondary, the key is that this ingenuity is rare.

The first few words aroused the anger of the Japanese, ridiculed in the storm, and finally directly aroused the emotions of the audience through a large number of lyrics, Qian Xunzhi also nodded secretly next to him, although the style is really a bit of a three-way meaning, but since the object of singing is the Oriental radish head, I am afraid that they can't stand it if it is too elegant.

The next morning, the father and son waited at the gate of the big world for Cheng Fu to send a car to pick them up to Huangjia Garden. When he arrived at the destination, his own housekeeper came up to contact and lead the way, and first took him to the main hall to pay homage to Cheng Ziqing. Qian Dingzhang took the opportunity to look this strange man on the sea up and down, 55 years old, for most Chinese people in this era, it is officially entering old age, due to malnutrition and underdeveloped medicine, the drooping old faces have climbed on their faces, their foreheads are wrinkled, their waists are bent, their backs are hunched, and they have to breathe in three mouths when they say a word.

But all this is not seen in Cheng Ziqing at all, as Inspector Hua under the command of all the plainclothes bags in the concession, and because he was born in the political department, known as the heart of the patrol house, because he successfully captured the signs of an imminent split between the Kuomintang and the Communist Party a few months before the KMT Qing Communist Movement, he was rewarded by the French authorities. Under his command is a group of young gang brothers who work hard to support, Cheng Ziqing does not look old, although the years have also left a lot of vicissitudes on him, but more brings him enough wisdom or cunning.

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According to Shi Hengsheng in "Upside Down Celebrity" and Shi Yunsheng, who sells chicken soup, it may be the actress Gloria Swanson, who spans silent films and sound movies in the United States, and his representative works include "Sunset Boulevard", Fan Punk, the king of the silent film era, film achievements aside, he and his first wife Mary Bickford established United States Film Company, and there are two partners, one is called Chaplin, and the other is called Griffith's directorial works include "The Birth of a Nation" and "The Party Fights Differently", Those who are familiar with the history of cinema should know what kind of existence these two films are.