Seeing that Qian Dingzhang was still silent, Lu Zuixian was also anxious, "Don't be polite, you really have a heart, it's true that you will have the opportunity to take care of my sister in the future."

"Huh?" Qian Dingzhang, who bowed his head and was silent, raised his head when he heard this.

"Take care of your sister?"

"Yes, what are you doing, my sister said that the gimmick is good at playing and singing, and it's not a rice bucket, if you have a chance to mention it in the future, it's not that you want to eat and drink" Lu Zuixian said this, He Ruoxi next to her was not happy to get up, and pulled the corner of her clothes and twisted it, "Don't let him help, what's wrong with me, with my sister, it's also a ringing gear." ”

"Want to take care of your sister? It's simple. ”

"Ahh

"Now is the opportunity, just bring Mr. He up, three gears!" (The term of the commentary is called three gears when three people sing, as for the four people on stage, it is rare, cough cough maybe there will be a text later, but I haven't thought about it yet)

"No, no, no, it's better for you to go, I can't" He Ruoxi retreated again and again.

"Tsk" Qian Dingzhang joked again, and said in a joking voice: "Who said that he was ringing just now, why is it not ringing now?" It's also convenient to sound down, you two maids put down their buns, and their heads shake a little faster to become rattles, so can they be loud and loud? ”

"You, you, you" He Ruoxi ate his mean words, and was speechless in anger, so he turned his head and threw himself into Lu Zuixian's arms, "Sister, he bullied me, you have to make the decision for me." ”

Lu Zuixian touched her hair and smiled, "Mr. Qian, this is for your good, you listen to my sister about this matter, there will be three gears today, you are not allowed not to go"

"Ah" This was a big surprise to He Ruoxi, looking at her mouth as if she could stuff a duck egg, Qian Lu and the others laughed.

Qian Dingzhang patted his head, "Mr. Chen is a busy man, let's decide quickly, since we are going to open three files today, we will simply make it bigger, so that Mr. Chen will be impressed, so that he will think of the three of us as soon as he sees and hears the bullet words in the future!" Well, are you going to be wronged? ”

"What do you mean by that?" asked Lu Zuixian

"What the kid means, you might as well sing that paragraph, "Making a fuss on behalf of you", is this the role?" said and looked at Lu Zuixian with a smile.

When the latter saw his expression, he also understood the meaning, "You are young, and you really have a lot of flowers in your belly?" ”

So He Ruoxi called out to her and began to explain to her, "The paragraph of "Making a Joke on Behalf", you should know, it is about Tang Yin selling himself into Washington as a scholar, and subduing the two eldest young masters in Washington with a little trick, Da Beetle (du, originally meaning moth, later extended to mean stupid in Wu language) and Er Diao. is called a scholar, but in fact, the group of those two fools has turned it into the best cover for him to pursue Qiuxiang. Mr. Xiao Qian is naturally the role of Xie Yuangong, our sisters... ”

"Ah, if you want us to sing big, if you don't come, you won't come, sister, don't eat his ecstasy soup, we look like a Peugeot, how can we go on stage to crook our eyebrows and squint our eyes, no one will come to read our books in the future."

"No," Lu Zuixian interrupted her, "In the storytelling industry, there are no bad characters, only bad storytellers, men can play female roles, teenagers can play old roles, why can't we play big roles?" This is one of them, and the other is that you have walked the rivers and lakes with me for many years, and you have heard a lot of rumors about us outside, saying that we just rely on this face to eat, and all kinds of clothes on our bodies, your fingers are red when you play the pipa every day, and you don't rest to continue to practice with colds and flu. ”

Qian Dingzhang applauded from the sidelines, "Mr. Lu's women don't let her eyebrows"

This core plot is very simple, Mr. Xixi of Washington gave homework to the two fools, to write an eight-strand essay and memorize it, of course, why did Xixi give them such a high degree of homework when he knew that Hua Da Hua Er (in the bullet word China shouted big beetle, Hua Er called Er Diao) was a fool, this question was asked by Qian Dingzhang in his previous life Qian Dingzhang once asked his grandfather, and the return was that he was lightly hit on the door of his head, "Booklet Lao, listen to the book well, don't think about it!" Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth curled slightly.

Lu Zuixian thought that he thought of the gimmick in the book, but he didn't care. Because the two fools were not capable of making eight shares, they had to ask Tang Bohu for the head, the latter was the champion of Xie Yuangong, and at that moment he even coaxed and deceived the two fools to cover for him on the condition that they completed the eight shares for the two. The content is simple but it is interesting in the storyteller's clever mouth, the three main characters have their own personality traits, Tang Yin's mechanism is chic, the stupidity of the beetle, and the stupidity of the second Diao are all very distinct. After summing up, the drunken fairy played the role of a beetle, and He Ruoxi played the second role.

After a little discussion, the three of them were about to go out to play. Qian Dingzhang stopped them, "These three gears are also a gimmick, you can't just play like this, you have to buy a pass" said and took down a set of caftans and a felt hat from the coat rack next to him, and said to He Ruoxi, "This is probably the line of the field, you put it on now, lower the brim of the hat, and then take advantage of the crowd now。。。。。 ”

After all, He Ruoxi is only 15 years old, listening to Qian Dingzhang's fun, the heart of playfulness is great, and he put on the long shirt outside and then put on a felt hat, and at first glance, he thought he was an ordinary listener in the countryside. Qian Dingzhang opened the door, but was startled. Mei Li Bookstore is the largest bookstore in Shengze that can accommodate 200 spectators, and the east of the field deliberately made a margin when building the bookstore, and the actual capacity of the entire field can reach three hundred, but now at a glance, it is black and pressed, not to mention that the position is full, even the wall is full of people, and there are a few people who see that there is really no place to squeeze, so they simply sit on the water tank. Because the bookstore is for people to drink, the water tank is half as high as a person, and it is covered with a wooden lid. A few young people sat on it. Qian Dingzhang's heart was full of black lines, "Isn't this the legendary sitting tank, only the girls of Datong Mansion practice this hand, why did the men in the Jiangnan realm also start?"

It turned out that after Chen Bui went out, he explained to the owner of the bookstore that today was Qian Dingzhang and Lu Zuixian's double file, and now the entire bookstore was boiling, and the audience suddenly lost more than half.

Qian Dingzhang turned back to He Ruoxi and said, "The more chaotic, the better, you go over first, and then we will come to power." ”

He Ruoxi nodded, picked up the moment that everyone didn't pay attention to and sent it from the crowd, seeing that she was drowned in the audience after three turns and two turns, Qian Dingzhang turned around and nodded at Lu Zuixian, and then walked out of the door and gently closed the door.

After a while, the door opened from the inside, and I saw Lu Zuixian take off the fox that was set outside, revealing an embroidered brocade cheongsam inside, which was really glamorous, Qian Dingzhang couldn't help but take a small step back for her Rongzi, and finally reacted in time and coughed lightly, beckoning to the cousin.

The dividing line of the sitting cylinder---------------------------------------

Some people may not know what is called a sitting tank, the earliest refers to the burial method of Buddhists, ordinary people put coffins, and the coffins of monks are two large jars, and the corpse is put into a sitting position and then buried. This kind of jar is usually decorated with patterns such as cranes, lotus flowers, and green pines, and many have been unearthed in recent years. However, unscrupulous antique dealers sell this as ancient porcelain, and because the price is not cheap, who buys this thing and goes back, it is really unlucky. Readers should be careful in the future. In addition, there is a similar jade cicada, this thing was put in the mouth of the dead in ancient times, and the cicada was a good omen for the soil to emerge, and I had an old neighbor who was fooled into buying one by a profiteer, and I couldn't say that I couldn't talk about it all day long.

The sitting tank here means, uh. Anyone with a modicum of common sense knows that if our iron rider continues to move forward, it will not be crossed out correctly. People with a little common sense know that ancient Chinese prostitutes were divided into north and south, not to mention Suzhou and Yangzhou in the south, and Datong in Shanxi in the north. Why, the goods of Datong Mansion can be compared with Yangzhou thin horses? (Please make up the Tianjin accent by yourself, and watch "River God" by yourself if you don't know how to make up your brain). The training method of Datong Mansion is unique, the little girl has to sit on the edge of the water tank at the age of five or six, how wide the place is, after people sit on it, they must use all the lower limbs and waist strength to maintain balance, an hour a day, and a few years later, it will be repaid! The waist and abdomen are strong, and the thighs are round, not to mention, what are the heavy mountains!! Name!!