After the incident of blasphemy against the sages, life in Li Kuan's palace was much easier. No one wants to come to him until they have to. I'm afraid that he will accidentally pull out a fairy god, or pull out his own ancestors to spoil it.

No one bothered, and Li Kuan was also happy. Talk to Wan Guifei every day, and study new recipes with Wan Caihong. Occasionally, I go to Li Yuan's side to bubble up, and send some hedonistic items such as reclining chairs, sofas, and soft beds, plus health wine brewed by Sun Simiao himself. shamelessly used the Dafa of selling cuteness to force the old man to learn a set of aerobics, and asked the waiter to monitor the old man's exercise every day. The old man of Le does not keep his mouth shut all day long. If you have nothing to do, you will summon a few relatives into the palace to drink, listen to songs, and watch beautiful women......

For his father's indulgence in pleasure and not wanting to make progress, Li Shimin of course likes to hear about it. However, because of Li Kuan, it is somewhat delicious. I had no choice but to complain a few words to the eldest grandson queen, so the eldest grandson queen went all the way into the Wanshou Palace, and after capturing Li Kuan alive, it was a stinking scolding to cover her face. From killing the king of the county without an edict, to throwing nonsense everywhere, and finally giving gifts indiscriminately, he didn't know how to be thrifty at all, and he didn't know the people's livelihood at all.

Li Kuan was very emotional, this divergent thinking mode of women has not changed much for thousands of years.

“…… You are arrogant, hundreds of immortal crafts, giving people are all strings of strings, do you know, how many people in this world can't eat enough, no clothes to keep out the cold? In order to reduce the starvation of a few people in winter, your father didn't dare to move the ground if he wanted to build a garden for his grandfather, and he would be scolded by those officials all day long......"

Li Kuan hurriedly took the opportunity to attack: "Huh? Who else dares to scold Daddy? And it's back to him! Which one scolded? See if I don't ......."

"You give me a rest!" The eldest grandson's powerful faction with proper acting skills: "The imperial court has its own national laws, where is it your turn to be a child?" I just attacked King Zhao and King Lu before, and you are going to make a mistake yourself? ”

Li Kuan knew in his heart that this was his father and mother eating dry vinegar, and this is what we wanted. But it seems that the heat is almost over, and I'm afraid it will be sour if I boil it again. hurriedly snorted: "Mother, don't get angry, isn't it just a few things, what is it worth?" ”

The eldest grandson hated and stretched out his finger to his head: "There are a few things in your eyes, but my mother still has a big family to take care of......

"Oh, are any of the brothers and sisters missing a gift? That's easy to say! Li Kuan patted his little chest: "I have a few more here." All for you......"

In an uproar, seven or eight pearl tooth chains, and more than a dozen strings of cinnabar wolf tooth chains were put out.

Empress Eldest Sun remained silent: "Are you a rare parent? You can't eat or wear anything. It's not just your brother who is your mother's child, but the entire Tang people are all your mother's child......"

Belch...... Li Kuan scratched his head, can Muyi Tianxia explain it like this? You're too big to open this mouth, and it's not easy to get round. It seems that I have to make a big move.

Li Kuan looked embarrassed: "Mother, it's not that the child doesn't want to help you, the ancestor has instructed that the child is not allowed to interfere in the affairs of the mortal world." At most, if you encounter it, you can pull a handful, but if this affects the fortunes of the country, if the child does it, Daddy and you, the experience of this life will be in vain. ”

Well? Empress Changsun keenly captured the key words, and hurriedly grabbed Li Kuan's hand: "What national fortune?" What is the experience of a lifetime? You make it clear to your mother! ”

"Mother, it's not that the child is trying to hide it from you. It's really the ancestor who said that the secret of heaven must not be revealed. Anyway, as long as you know, the task of you and Daddy in the mortal world is to govern the Tang Dynasty. The better the people live, the stronger the national fortune of Datang. The more merit you have, the more benefits you will get from returning to the fairy realm in the future. ”

Seeing the contemplative face of the eldest grandson, Li Kuan hurriedly took out the gift specially made for her: "Mother, you see, this is the four-season clothes that the child asked the Weaver Girl to make for you, a total of thirty-six sets. And these boots, which are made of deerskin. Gloves, which are made of mink. And this big one, wow, it's amazing, it has a name, it's called Qiankun Geography Skirt. It's a pair with Daddy's Shanhe Sheji jacket......"

Don't say that the royal family has the power of the whole country, and if you haven't seen any wealth. When Empress Changsun saw this bed full of gorgeous clothes, she almost lost control on the spot, and pinched herself a few times to maintain her noble image as always.

"You have no conscience, and you only have one big piece for your father?" Arrogance and duplicity are women's nature, and they are by no means the queen's originality.

"How can it?" Li Kuan smiled: "Daddy is a man, of course you can't give clothes, otherwise it will make people laugh." What do you think of this knife? It is three feet three long and weighs three pounds and three taels, which the child specially asked Ou Yezi to make by himself, and the scabbard is made of the snakeskin that the child caught a few days ago. There's also this set of fine scale armor, don't look at it light, but it's sturdy, don't believe it......"

As he spoke, the long knife in his hand slashed at the set of glittering works of art, and the anxious eldest grandson hurriedly shouted.

"Alright, alright! A good piece of armor, how ugly is it to chop it up? ”

Li Kuan smiled indifferently: "No, this armor has Shouyang copper in it, and it ......is strong."

"That's not going to work either! It doesn't look good if it's scratched...... Okay, okay, mother, believe you! Let it go, my mother will bring it back to your father later. What else? Take out a piece! ”

Well, just ask for it, it's refreshing!

Li Kuan took out another set of bows and arrows, and a horse lance inlaid with a golden dragon. plus a large bundle of thirty unsheathed Tang knives of the same style, and threw them all over the ground.

"Bows and arrows and dragon lances are for Daddy. Those long knives were made by the child himself, let Daddy take them and give them away. ”

Empress Changsun blinked, and she actually felt a little cute: "With so many weapons, you ...... Hey, forget it, these knives and guns are all things that men are fighting for. What is my mother going to do? Let me ask you, those medicinal wines brewed by Sun Shenxian, you send this and that, why don't you know to keep some for your father? You don't know how many years he has been injured in battles. Coming on a rainy day? ”

Yes, yes, yes, yes! Li Kuan hurriedly took out two large glass bottles, thanks to the many bubbles in the past few years, otherwise it would be really embarrassing.

"Not only for Daddy, but also for you, this is a hundred flowers brewed, sweet and not intoxicating, but also beautiful and strong. Drink one or two taels a day, the best is not ......"

Empress Eldest Sun accepted all the orders, but she was not satisfied: "Do you think your father is still a general in the season of battle?" Now that he has become an emperor, do you still want to rule the world right away? ”

Not satisfied? Li Kuan was a little square: "Then what else do you want to rule the world?" ”

"Culture! Since ancient times, it has relied on military generals to fight the country, and it has depended on Wenchen to govern the world, you don't even know this, right? Empress Changsun hated that iron could not become steel: "How many literati did you offend when you said those things in the fairy world in the Qinzheng Hall before?" Now you have a bunch of swords and soldiers to make those generals happy, wouldn't it be even more embarrassing for Wenchen? In this way, Wenchen and the royal family are separated from morality, how can they still sit steadily? After all, it's all your fault! Is it possible to let the mother make amends? ”

Tsk, this ability to shake hats is really ...... She deserves to be a queen. Are we lifting a stone and shooting ourselves in the foot?