"A beggar can also have a second wife, and there are many chickens in the neighborhood. At that time, there was Zhou Tianzi, what did he say about Wei Qi! ”

Li Kuan shook his head and chanted a poem, and everyone present was a great literati who were familiar with the classics. As soon as I heard it, I knew that this was definitely Mencius, but how could the taste of this poem be completely different from what I imagined? This is not a compliment at all, it is hurting people!

Mencius is a Confucian saint, and that is the idol of all Confucian students. was stabbed directly into the mud by a few crooked poems! I really shouldn't ask this master what kind of poems he wants, this is a slap in the face of all Confucian disciples!

But you really have to be convinced by what people say. After all, the literati in these years are far from reaching the level of shamelessness of the Ming and Qing dynasties. In the first two lines of the poem, you can still insist that they are fables, but they are fake stories that are randomly fabricated to educate people. But how to explain the last two sentences, this is indeed done by Mr. Mencius. Tut!

Li Shimin's face changed for a while, and he didn't dare to have a seizure, so he had to change the topic: "Is there anything else?" ”

Aha! Dare to ask? Okay, I'll give you another hard one.

"Oh, there's a guy named Zhuang He Zhou, who likes to ride a big bird around. The two of them often drank together, and once drank too high and Li Bai yelled a few words. ”

Zhuang Zhou? Zhuangzi? Oops, I really became an immortal, riding a big bird everywhere, it is indeed the fairy family style he advocates, this has to be heard!

"There is a fish in the northern underworld, and its name is Kun ......"

When everyone hears it, this is very familiar, we all know, do you want to change it?

But I heard him continue: "Kun is so big, it can't be stewed in one pot!" ”

What's so special.,How can the painting style be crooked? Why don't you forget it?

It's a pity that before they could decide, Li Kuan's childish voice continued to drift into their ears.

"Turn into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng is big, you need two barbecue grills, one secret, one spicy, a bottle of snowflakes, brother will take you to the end of the world!"

Ruined! The classic is ruined! This is even more annoying than that crooked poem! That's still an original, but this one, directly with a crooked classic, is so catchy, I want my life!

Li Shimin's face darkened: "Didn't you learn anything else from those seniors?" ”

"Something else? Oh, yes, yes! Li Kuan posed: "That Meng Ke, there is an exercise called Haoran righteousness." One luck, full of purple gas, very good-looking. It's a pity that I learned the exercises of my ancestor, and I can't learn his that. ”

What is the righteousness? Isn't that the breath of righteousness in the chest that speaks? How did it become a practice?!

I heard Li Kuan continue: "But he has a set of punches, and there are only three moves, which is called Ding Fengbo!" Dingjiangshan! Flat world! Whoa, whoa, whoa! It's amazing. With his exercises, even the ugly Kong Lao Er can't beat him......"

What's that? The ugly hole dick?! Oh my God, don't ask, this must be a Confucian saint! Do you want to stop? If you continue to toss around, will Kong Sheng's reputation be preserved? If the reputation of the two saints is ruined, won't we become the great sinners of Confucianism?!

"Hey!" I heard Li Kuan start to extend in an excited tone: "Kong Lao Er has a piano made of mud, and he doesn't have to get up when he fights, just sit there and play a few times." Collapse and collapse and split the things in front of you in half. Amazing ......."

What kind of mud is made of piano? That's Jonitsyn! Good Wensheng, how did he become a splash who fights with people all day long when he arrives in the sky?!

"Kong Lao Er and Lao Zu are very familiar, and the four he rides are not like the ones who love to gnaw on tree bark, and no matter how much they fight, they can't get rid of this problem. He also wants to teach me to learn the Spring and Autumn Period, if he looks so ugly, the exercises must not be good. Besides, I have ancestral exercises, and I can't learn the ...... of others at all."

Everyone's faces are getting darker and darker, and daring to love Spring and Autumn has also become a practice? Thinking about it this way, I'm afraid that the exercises and the like that this master said were all realized by him after listening to them, right? Yes, definitely!

"But there is a sentence that I really like. He talked about it all day long, and some friends came from afar......"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and there was still a normal sentence.

It's a pity that before they were happy, Li Kuan continued the second half of the sentence.

“…… Even if it is far away, it will be punished! ”

Burst! Kong Yingda, who finally took the time to drink tea to suppress the shock, sprayed it directly and sprinkled the old Xiao Yu next to him. Lao Xiao sighed and brushed it, expressing an all-round understanding of Lao Kong. After all, this is a descendant of the Kong family. The ancestors were tossed like this, they were ashamed of their ancestors!

"The evil obstacle that does not grow!" Li Shimin couldn't listen to it anymore, and he couldn't care about the fact that this son was an immortal, so he slapped the table hatefully: "Are you in the fairy world, are you learning these messy things?" ”

Li Kuan stuck out his tongue and shrunk his head and pretended to be funny: "Daddy! What's the use of learning those things that are so good? Lian Lao Zu...... Well, anyway, the ancestor didn't discipline me for this. ”

Li Shimin immediately heard the taste in these words, what hasn't he been trained? The ancestor must have also trained him, but maybe he was too doting and didn't clean him up. It's obviously an immortal fetus, but it doesn't grow! I want to discipline him with a heavy hand, but even the ancestor indulges him, how can I manage it? Oh my God! Why did you bring such an obstacle down on me?

His Majesty Li Er snorted angrily: "What have you learned?" ”

"This......" Li Kuan immediately changed into a flattering face, trotted behind Li Er, and pressed his shoulders with two small hands, completely ignoring Li Er's tight body and the dead father and mother of a group of waiters next to him. Both hands quietly urged the wood system exercises, and gently massaged Li Er.

"How? Can you feel relaxed? That's a good idea, isn't it? This is what I learned from the Heavenly Master named Ge Hong, who is a member of the Medicine King Sect, and the master is his successor. I learned it at one time, and when I went to press it to my ancestors, my ancestors praised me for pressing it well! It's better than Ge Hong's own press! ”

As the wood exercises flowed through the whole body, combing the meridians and flesh and bones, Li Shimin only felt that his whole body was full of ease, and the whole person seemed to be immersed in the warm sunshine. I don't even remember a response, just a soft dreamy tone.

The ministers in the palace fought each other's eyes and lawsuits, no wonder he could be popular in front of the ancestor, this is a flattering villain! Fit?

"Come on, come on, you guys come over and help!" Li Kuan beckoned several attendants to help Li Shimin, who was kneeling, upright, straighten his legs, and excitedly took off his boots, pressed them back and forth on the soles of his feet with his small fists, and explained while pressing back.

"The soles of the feet correspond to the five internal organs and the six prostrations, and you see, here the feet correspond to the stomach ......."

Li Shimin experienced the warm current coming up from the soles of his feet, and the unhappiness in his heart had long been swept away: I am a dignified emperor, why can't I ask for it? Ruling the world, there is a Manchu Dynasty civil and military, do you really want my son to ask for any immortal skills from the fairy world? As long as he has my dad in his heart, he is better than anything else! It doesn't matter what kind of literature you learn or what kind of martial arts you learn!

Seeing the emperor's expression of enjoyment, the ministers sighed in unison, it's over, this one has also fallen!

Xiao Yu looked around with his eyes, what did it mean: Do you want to impeach a flatterer?

Everyone hurriedly stopped with sharp eyes: Pull it down! People are filial to their father, what do you care? Hurry up and withdraw, so that he can pull out the former sages and ancient saints one by one and spoil them......