Chapter 11: The Feast of the Hundred Sects
"High!
When I served wine to the master, he left me dry for a long time, and the master spoke, so he opened his eyes impatiently.
In the end, I finally got such a good baby as "Hundred Faces Chop"!
Today, my Emperor Fu He has learned. ”
"Hundred faces?
By the way, Dahe, this time you have entered the sect trial, you will definitely do something bad next time! What have you changed into?"
Gu Ci, who was sitting in the chief, suddenly asked, and the people in the room became nervous at the same time.
"No, no, how dare I become like you!"
Huangfu He opened his mouth to deny it, but was immediately pierced by Yun Wan.
"It turns out that you are going to propose marriage to me? I always thought it was the fourth master, which made me embarrassed for a while!"
The fourth uncle, who was drinking, didn't say a word, and directly kicked Huangfu He's body......
In the dining hall, everyone was smiling.
These people were slightly drunk, those people were half-drunk, the food cores were exhausted, the cups and plates were in disarray, and even the voice of the voice was a little louder.
For a while, Bai Shu actually experienced the feeling of home.
At the end of the feast, Bai Shu did not transform his body into a human form, because he suddenly remembered that if he was to be transformed, he would be naked.
Although he is very confident in his "capital", he is afraid of violating the rule that you should not take adultery lightly.
I don't know, but there is really no place to bury him.
But the good news is that today's dishes are extraordinarily rich and generous, so there's no need to grab them.
Take this fried pork rib as an example, it was originally a little second pig who got out of the pigsty and strayed into the happy life of the Purple Mist Forest, but at this moment, all its ribs exuded an irresistible fragrance.
Look at the steamed and steamed unknown giant fish, which was originally the king and hegemony in the water, but it was inadvertently affected by the great kui in the practice.
In line with the rule of not practicing any food, Da Kui frowned and put it into the steamer, and after coming out of the pot, he poured soy sauce, chopped green onions, and minced garlic with a sad face, and finally poured a spoonful of hot oil, and ate three or four catties with tears.
The only downside is that there are so few types of seasonings, and if you can have some chili oil, black pepper sauce or something, it would be perfect.
"You've almost eaten it, right?" came out of Gu Ci's voice.
Bai Shu looked at the empty plates scattered on the table, and thought to himself: Isn't this nonsense?
Everyone nodded, and Gu Ci spoke again.
"The Hundred Sects Feast, you are all participating in it for the first time, so there are still many things to talk to you about.
The feast of 100 sects is held once every five years, and each sect needs to be notified one year in advance when it is held, and it is generally set on the Shangyuan Festival or the Mid-Autumn Festival.
This hundred feasts were organized by the Wang family of Chang'an and were set for the Mid-Autumn Festival.
There are less than 20 days left before the Mid-Autumn Festival, and I am ready to take you on my way tomorrow. ”
It takes so long?
In the original world, Gusu to Chang'an was a five- or six-hour high-speed train.
Bai Shu shook his head in confusion.
"Of course, if we go at full speed, we will be there in less than two days.
But considering the things that will be encountered on the way, it is rare to take you out of the sect once, and I want you to have some more insights on the way.
When we arrive in Chang'an, we also need to adjust and rest and bring out our best state, after all, there will be one hundred and five sects participating at that time, of course, this is the number of sects ten years ago, and I don't know what it is now.
The feast of 100 sects, the first round of competition is the body shape of the exercises, and the first place in the last feast does not need to be compared.
Two days before the feast, the top 29 were decided in the first round.
On the night of the feast, with the first place in the previous feast, a total of 30 sects gathered in the Wang Mansion to spend the night together.
At that time, the final ranking will be contested in a slightly elegant way such as formation drills or poems and songs.
Do you all understand?"
Everyone nodded again, only Bai Shu had some doubts.
Wait a minute...... Can we have a feast? I'm just a lively and cute puppy, and the little sister is only a cardamom year, and Ruan Jiong's second-hand appearance, I really can't make a mistake?
There is also Senior Sister Siwen, who has thin arms and legs, only the full pectoralis major muscle is a little heavier, how can it be a martial arts competition?
Before Bai Shu could ask questions, Gu Ci took a sip of tea and opened his mouth again.
"By the way, because any sect wants to be in the forefront, any trick may appear at that time, and even many sects will use poison.
In principle, no one can be killed in the first round, but if there is a human life, the other party is not responsible.
At most, out of courtesy, some useless weapons, elixirs, etc.
The feast of a hundred sects has long since changed its taste. ”
Bai Shu fell silent, and even his tongue withdrew into the dog's mouth.
The horror of the special mother is even more terrifying than the TV series!
This thief ship is too thief, isn't it?
"I'm going to tell you about the rules of the competition.
The first round is divided into individual battles and squad battles.
In individual duels, you need to send four people to fight the enemy one-to-one, and the winner will be deducted one point, and the winner will be added one point.
In the battle of the team, five other people are required to compete against the enemy team, and the winner will be awarded five points.
If the score is tied, you need to send another last person to play an extra match and win the next round of the competition. ”
Hearing this, Bai Shu breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, there was one person who didn't have to play at all, he was really a figure-up.
Bai Shu was very happy, things really went as he thought, it seemed that he only needed to eat and wait for death......
No, no, no, as long as you eat together, you can't wait to die!
"By the way, how are you practicing the official dialect of the national capital?
After going out tomorrow, we will start to speak the official dialect of the national capital.
On the way, you may encounter some strange bandits, some of whom specialize in kidnapping our Gusu County.
When you arrive in the national capital, even if you meet fellow villagers in Gusu County, you must not talk to them, so as not to cause more trouble. ”
As soon as the words fell, almost everyone's eyes fell on Senior Brother Dakui's face.
Seeing that his dark face actually showed a hint of crimson, he scratched his head, and said honestly: "Da Ku is blunt, he practices every day, but there are still a little stumbling." ”
"Forget it, you don't talk much anyway. Gu Ci waved his hand and said, but then shifted his gaze to Bai Shu's face.
"Little cub, I don't know why you speak Gusu official dialect, but out of Gusu County, remember not to say it again, remember?"
"Thank you Master for reminding me, the kid will speak Pu...... The official language of the national capital, speak the official language of the country well, and you are not afraid to deceive the world!"
Bai Shu's Mandarin sentence can be described as a correct and round sentence.
As a baritone, Bai Shu thought that there were some mistakes in this speech, maybe he had just eaten too much, and he actually failed to sink his qi to the diaphragm, resulting in a lack of rich timbre.
However, seeing the surprised faces of the group of people around him, Bai Shu thought: The effect of my speech this time is okay, and it is the aura that a baritone should have.
Not surprisingly, after 0.3 seconds, Senior Sister Siwen should fall in love with me.
Not surprisingly, after 3 seconds, I will be praised by the poor master.
Not surprisingly, after 3 minutes, Senior Brother Dakui would worship me as a teacher, and I would politely refuse.
Because he is just a chimpanzee with eight fingers and a little sluggish, and I am now a high-status, handsome and handsome three-fire blue-eyed dog.
Three seconds later, Gu Ci slammed the table and looked at the sloppy old man viciously.
That evening, how true and how false was what you said?
Bai Shu smiled contemptuously.
Oh, three seconds, it's really three seconds, this poor master really wants to praise me.
This world, the inner thoughts of living beings, is really easy to guess.
Gu Ci: "You son of a...... No, you pig girl!, who the hell is the demon animal?!"