Chapter 134 - Zuo Ci plays Cao Cao

Just when Sun Ce was on the table, Cao Cao of Xu Capital was entertaining everyone in his Sikong Mansion at the moment, and even Lu Yi and his party were also invited. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Taking advantage of this rare opportunity, Lu Yi also got to know many Wenchen generals under Cao Cao.

It's just that most of the people under Cao Cao's command don't look down on Lu Yi.

In Wenchen's view, Lu Yi's strategy and internal affairs are too poor, and they are ashamed to be together, but they are also people with good faces, and for Cao Cao's sake, they will not show it too obviously.

As for the generals, Lu Yi can only hehe.

It can be said that everyone can see the disdain in the eyes of those generals, for these generals, a little kid can't write, and if he can't do anything, what qualifications do he have to participate in the banquet held by Cao Cao.

In the middle of the wine, a figure wearing wooden shoes and a Taoist uniform suddenly appeared and stood in front of the basket.

The officials looked at this suddenly appeared figure, and couldn't help but be shocked.

When the slightly drunk military general saw the figure suddenly appearing above the banquet, he immediately sobered up, rushed up, and surrounded him.

Junior General Qu A, who was sitting behind Lu Yi, looked at the figure that suddenly appeared on the banquet, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide in surprise, and the food in his hand with chopsticks also fell on the plate because of the release of his right hand.

"Master?"

Lu Yi heard the words of Junior General Qu A, frowned, and came to Junior General Qu's side: "Immortal Elder Zuo? Qu A Junior, are you sure? ”

General Qu A glanced at Lu Yi and said to him with a serious expression: "It won't be wrong, I have been following my master for more than ten years, and it is impossible to admit my mistake!" ”

Hearing the words of General Qu A, Lu Yi nodded, but he stopped speaking, and his eyes were firmly fixed on Zuo Ci.

As if sensing Lu Yi's gaze, Zuo Ci glanced at it and gestured to his chin with a smile on his face. As for the junior general Qu A behind Lu Yi, Zuo Ci said that he had long forgotten that he still had a disciple.

Cao Cao looked at Zuo Ci who appeared out of thin air, frowned, and then waved his hand at everyone.

When the generals saw Cao Cao waving his hand, they made way of a way.

After bowing to Zuo Ci, Cao Cao asked, "I don't know what happened to Chang today?" ”

Zuo Ci smiled at Cao Cao and said: "Cao Sikong invited everyone to a banquet today, there are a lot of foreign objects in the Quartet, and there is nothing in it, and the poor Dao is willing to take it." ”

After Cao Cao heard Zuo Ci's words, he thought about it for a while, and smiled contemptuously at Zuo Ci: "I want gentian as a soup, can you take it?" ”

"What's so difficult!"

Zuo Ci took an ink pen and drew a dragon on the powder wall, with a flick of the sleeves of the robe, the dragon's belly opened, and a pair of dragon's liver was put forward in the dragon's belly, and the blood was still flowing.

When Cao Cao saw this, he didn't believe it in his heart, and scolded him: "You must have hidden it in your sleeve first!" ”

Zuo Ci shook his head: "Now that the weather is getting colder and the grass and trees are withering, Sikong can do whatever he wants." ”

"I only want the flower of the peony!"

Zuo Ci listened to Cao Cao's words and laughed: "This matter is easy!" ”

After the words were finished, he asked people to take a large pot and put it in front of the basket, and put it in water.

In an instant, a peony was sent out, and two flowers opened.

When everyone saw this scene, they were shocked, and they invited Zuo Ci to sit and eat together, but Cao Cao and Lu Yi frowned.

"Junior General Qu, Zuo Immortal Chang used the immortal method just now?"

Hearing Lu Yi's words, General Qu Ah shook his head: "There is no immortal method in this world, it's just the art of Qimen Dunjia!" ”

After a while, the subordinates in Cao Cao's mansion entered the banquet with fish tart.

Zuo Ci looked at the fish trays held on a tray in the hands of his subordinates, and said with a smile: "Fang Mei, the one who will be Songjiang perch." ”

Cao Cao looked at Zuo Ci and snorted coldly: "Thousands of miles away, can An take it?" ”

"Why is this so difficult!"

Teach people to bring the fishing rod, Zuo Ci put down the fishing hook in the fish pond under the hall.

In less than a moment, dozens of perch were fished out and placed on the temple.

Cao Cao was shocked in his heart, but he still said: "There is this fish in my pond!" ”

Zuo Ci said: "Why should Sikong deceive himself? There are only two gills of perch in the world, but Songjiang perch has four gills, and everyone can distinguish it! ”

After listening to Zuo Ci's words, everyone stepped forward to observe and found that it was indeed four cheeks.

Ignoring Cao Cao's dark expression, Zuo Ci then spoke: "To cook Songjiang perch, you must have purple sprouts and ginger!" ”

Cao Cao forcibly held back the anger in his heart and said, "Can you also take it?" ”

To be honest, Cao Cao didn't believe in Zuo Ci's tricks at all, and the more Zuo Ci revealed, the more jealous Cao Cao became.

In his heart, if there are really immortals, why is there this current troubled world.

"It's just a trifle!"

When the words fell, Zuo Ci asked people to take a golden basin and cover it with clothes.

In a blink of an eye, it is a pot full of purple sprouts and ginger.

Looking at the pots full of purple sprout ginger, Zuo Ci stepped forward with a hint of a smile on his face and sent it to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao slowly reached out and picked it up and watched it.

He had to admit that what he was holding in his hand was the purple bud ginger.

At a glance, I saw a book in the basin, entitled "The New Book of Mengde".

Cao Cao stretched out his hand to take a look, only to see that there were many things that had not happened on it, and he was shocked.

Glancing at Zuo Ci, Cao Cao took a deep breath, just to see the detailed record of the things in the book.

But when Cao Cao withdrew his gaze from Zuo Ci, he looked at the book in his hand, but there was not a word on it.

Surprised, Cao Cao raised his head and looked at Zuo Ci in surprise.

Zuo Ci took the jade cup on the table, poured a full bottle of wine and offered it to Cao Cao, who was full of surprise: "Sikong can drink this wine, and he will live for a thousand years!" ”

“……”

"Why is the book in my hand blank?"

Looking at the wine glass in Zuo Ci's hand, Cao Cao was silent for a while, looked up at Zuo Ci, and asked.

Zuo Ci faced Cao Cao staring at his gaze, chuckled, shook his head, and pointed to the sky with his left hand: "The so-called heavenly machine cannot be leaked, naturally it is a wordless book!" ”

"But I obviously saw that there were words at the beginning, and it was full of things that had not happened yet, how could it become a wordless book in a blink of an eye!"

"Don't fool me, Dao Chief!"

Zuo Ci looked at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "Then Cao Sikong still remembers the records he saw?" ”

"Of course I do! For example......"

“……”

Cao Cao said confidently, but just when he wanted to open his mouth to give an example to refute Zuo Ci, he found that he couldn't remember what he saw in his mind.

This couldn't help but silence Cao Cao.

He couldn't believe that he couldn't even remember whether there were words in the book or not.

Looking at Cao Cao, who was silent, Zuo Ci handed the jade cup in his hand to Cao Cao again: "Doesn't Sikong drink this wine?" ”

Cao Cao frowned, looked at the jade cup in Zuo Ci's hand, and said in a deep voice: "If it is really a thousand years old, why don't you drink it first!" ”

"This wine is useless with the old way, but it is useful with the commonplace!"

"It's just that since Sikong said so, Lao Dao borrowed Sikong's noodles and drank half a cup!"

When the words fell, Zuo Ci casually pulled out the hosta on the crown and drew it in the glass, dividing the wine glass into two halves.

I saw Zuo Ci pick up half of it, but the wine in it did not spill half a minute.

When everyone saw this, they couldn't help but exclaim.

After drinking half of himself, Zuo Ci handed the other half to Cao Cao.

Cao Cao looked at Zuo Ci's smile on his face, and only felt even more angry in his heart, and scolded him.

Zuo Ci heard Cao Cao's scolding, shook his head, threw the cup in the air, turned into a white dove, and flew around the hall.

The officials looked up at it, amazed, and when they came back to their senses, they found that Zuo Ci had long since disappeared.

Cao Cao looked at the banquet where Zuo Ci was still standing, but it was empty at the moment, and he couldn't help clenching his fists and was silent.

He clearly understood that Zuo Ci's series of behaviors were more just playing tricks on him.

To say that at the beginning, Cao Cao would not think so, but this last time made Cao Cao firm his guess.

Lu Yi on the side looked at the silent Cao Cao and shook his head.

Glancing at the junior general Qu A beside him, Lu Yi sighed lightly, he seemed to finally know the reason why the junior general Qu Ah liked to die so much.

After all, Zuo Ci, as his teacher, died in the same way, not to mention the disciples who were exposed to it!

patted Qu A's shoulder, Lu Yi said to him with a hint of pity: "Alas, Zuo Xianchang is playing Cao Sikong like this, aren't you afraid that Cao Sikong will suddenly lift the table, stop playing, and directly ask someone to kill Zuo Xianchang?" ”

Junior General Qu Ah glanced at Lu Yi, completely ignoring the trace of pity in Lu Yi's words, and said, "If my master had been killed so easily, he wouldn't have lived until now!" ”

After listening to General Qu A's words, Lu Yi was stunned for a moment, and then stared at General Qu A tightly.

Seeing Lu Yi staring at him, Qu A's heart was furious, and he couldn't help but have a cold war.

"You...... What do you want? ”

"I finally know why you are the way you are now, it turns out that they are all Zuo Immortal Chang's pot!"

Speaker Lu sighed and shook his head.

"What the hell are you going to say! What's wrong with the way I am now, is there something wrong? ”

"Why does it have something to do with my master, you can make it clear!"

Hearing Lu Yi's sigh, Qu Ah was puzzled, so he asked.

It's just that Lu Yi didn't seem to hear the noise in his ears, so he didn't pay attention to General Qu Ah at all, and kept silent.

This banquet is also tasteless here, and Cao Cao has long lost his mind when he is so disturbed by this Zuo Ci.

Everyone also saw that Cao Cao's face was unhappy, so they quickly chose to confess and leave.

Cao Cao didn't react much to everyone's departure, and waved his hand to agree.

At this point, this banquet is like a tiger's tail, and the end is hastily announced.

Three days later, Cao Cao felt irritable when he remembered the appearance of Zuo Ci at the previous banquet.

Xun Yu and the others naturally saw that Cao Cao was in a bad mood at the moment, and in desperation, they had to persuade Cao Cao to relax.

So, after some persuasion from Xun Yu and others, Cao Cao chose to go out to the suburbs to soothe the irritability in his heart.

Of course, in order to protect Cao Cao's safety, Dian Wei and the others also took a team of tiger guards and followed behind Cao Cao.

Cao Cao's mood had just eased down, but he saw a figure coming slowly from a distance, and he immediately frowned, and his already relieved mood became irritable again.

Zuo Ci slowly came to Cao Cao's front and saluted: "Cao Sikong, I'll meet again!" ”

"Is it possible that the Taoist is here for recreation?"

Hearing Cao Cao's angry words, Zuo Ci shook his head: "It's just to send a bottle of wine and a piece of jerky to Cao Sikong!" ”

Cao Cao laughed and looked at Zuo Ci tightly: "I have so many people here, how can a bottle of wine and a piece of jerky be?" ”

Zuo Ci smiled and said nothing, poured the wine bottle with his own hands, and toasted to each of the guards.

Cao Cao was amazed in his heart, looking at Zuo Ci's back as he turned to leave after dividing the wine in his bottle, he couldn't help frowning, and he was very jealous.

Thinking that the tiger guards were drunk under Zuo Ci's bottle of wine, Cao Cao's heart was also puzzled, and he secretly sent someone to investigate the reason.

After visiting the liquor shop, I learned that their liquor and dried meat were all lost yesterday.

After Cao Cao learned the news, he was furious and secretly wanted to kill Zuo Ci.

At this moment, the people on the left and right suddenly reported: "That old way has gone out of the city gate!" ”

When Cao Cao heard the news, he shouted: "Such a demon must be eliminated!" Otherwise, it will be harmful. ”

When the words fell, he ordered Xu Chu to lead three hundred ironclad troops to chase and capture him.

Xu Chu got on his horse and led the army to chase to the city gate, and saw Zuo Ci wearing wooden shoes in front of him from a distance, walking slowly.

Xu Chu chased after him on a horse, but he couldn't catch up, so he could only look at Zuo Ci and leave the city gate.

In desperation, Xu Chu had no choice but to repay Cao Cao.

After hearing Xu Chu's return, Cao Cao didn't say anything, just waved his hand to let him retreat.

Since then, Zuo Ci has appeared in front of Cao Cao from time to time to tease Cao Cao.

However, five days later, Zuo Ci suddenly appeared in Cao Cao's mansion, and Cao Cao was about to order his arrest, but he retreated into the wall and suddenly disappeared.

After several fruitless searches, Cao Cao had no choice but to offer a reward for arrest.

Someone saw Zuo Ci in the bazaar, and when he was about to arrest him, the pedestrians in the bazaar became exactly the same as Zuo Ci in an instant, making it impossible to distinguish between the real and the fake.

A few days later, someone met Zuo Ci on the top of a mountain outside the city of Xudu, and went to chase after him again.

Seeing this, Zuo Ci smiled at the visitor and fled into the flock of sheep and disappeared.

In the house, Cao Cao, who heard the news, knew that he could no longer catch Zuo Ci, so he ordered his subordinates to lure him out among the sheep.

The soldiers who had received Cao Cao's order ran to the sheep and shouted at the sheep: "Cao Gong will not kill you anymore, it turns out that he is just trying your Taoism!" It's been verified now, so I just wanted to meet you! ”

As soon as the words were finished, the crowd saw an old ram in the flock, bent the knees of his front legs, and stood like a human being, saying, "Why are you so busy! ”

Everyone's hearts immediately understood that this ram must be Zuo Ci, who Cao Cao had rewarded, and quickly stepped forward and ran over in a hurry, ready to catch it in exchange for a reward.

But before everyone could rush into the flock, the hundreds of sheep turned into rams in the blink of an eye, bent the knees of their front legs together, and stood up and said, "Why are you so busy......