Three hundred and thirty-eight
"Thanks! Yan Jun"
Zhang Zhang respectfully saluted Hades!
"Little things, little things"
Seeing Zhang Hao like this, to be honest, Hades was a little embarrassed!
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Next, the king of Hades discussed the relevant matters with Judge Cui, and finally decided to let Zhang Hao return to the world with the body of the soul, and the vacation was one month, the reason is that if he is a mortal, there will be a lot of procedures to go through when he returns to the world, and it will take a year to have results at the earliest, and it cannot ensure Zhang Hao's safety, after hearing the explanation of the king of Hades, Zhang Hao also gladly accepted the proposal of the king of Hades, with the body of the soul, the soul penetrates the world!
Originally, Hades arranged for Zhang Hao to return to the world early tomorrow morning, but who knew that there was a small episode in the middle, which made Hades kick back to the world, of course, it was the soul body that returned to the world.
This little episode is that Zhang Hao saw the book of life and death in Judge Cui's hand, and he was curious, so he took advantage of Judge Cui's inattention, secretly grabbed it, and turned a page, if it was an ordinary person, it would be opened, and it would not be a big deal, but what about Zhang Hao? Pure Yang Body! The weight of yang energy on his body can be regarded as unprecedented and unprecedented.
After the king of Hades found out, Zhang Hao had already read all the names on this page.
"What are you kid doing? Hurry up and close the book of life and death."
Hades said hurriedly and sternly!
"It's really stingy, don't you just take a look, as for making such a big fire?"
Zhang Hao complained!
Room!
The person on the page of life and death that Zhang Hao opened underwent earth-shaking changes at this moment.
In a certain forest, a man and a woman are holding hands, sitting on the grass, talking about love!
Woman: "In your heart, what am I to you?" β
Man: "You're my Yurakumi"
Woman: "So I'm milk tea"
Man: "That's ......"
Before the man's words were finished, the woman's originally white face began to grow a beard, an Adam's apple, and heart hair!
"Hell!"
The man let go of the woman's hand, in order to cover his ears and the thunder, quickly disappeared into the woman's field of vision, that speed, even if he is the Olympic 100-meter champion, in front of him, there is only the share of eating dust!
The woman, who was indulging in joy, looked at the direction the man was fleeing, and said angrily:
"Is this sick?"
As soon as her words fell, she took out a mirror from her bag, originally wanting to dress up, but when she saw herself in the mirror, she also said:
"What the hell"
I fainted!
The top floor of a building
A man's one stood on it.
"Don't come here, let me die!"
"This comrade, if you have something to say, if you have any difficulties, we will definitely help you solve them"
"You can't help me"
"If you don't say it, how do you know we can't help you?"
"What do you want to hear? Okay, then let me tell you, I have been secretly in love with the goddess for twenty years, and today I found out that it is actually a man, and I have no face to live in this world! β
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There are hundreds of cases like this one day, and the culprit of this kind of thing, Zhang Hao! But he came to the world with a soul body.
"Huh! Isn't this a bowl of fragrant noodle restaurant? Actually here? That's good! Let's go in and say goodbye to Sister Qin! β
The place where Zhang Hao came with his soul body was the place where he passed through the underworld, that is, in front of a bowl of fragrant noodle restaurant.
"Sister Qin! Sister Qin! Why is there no one in the store?"
Zhang Hao looked at the empty storefront and said to Sister Qin who was at the bar.
But Zhang Hao's Sister Qin, as if she hadn't heard it, packed her bag and walked out of the store.
"Sister Qin, I'm talking to you, why don't you ignore me! Feed! Feed! Sister Qin, don't lock the door, I'm still in the house, hey! Feed! β
Ruoqin still locked the door in her own way, and didn't look at Zhang Hao from beginning to end.
Zhang Hao thought to himself:
"It's over! I'm locked in the house, and I can't go anywhere."
While thinking, I wanted to sit on the chair, but who knew that this time, Zhang Hao directly squatted on the ground and fell his butt painfully!
"Holy! What's the situation? Can this be dropped on the ground? Didn't move this time? Is it ......?"
Zhang Hao suddenly remembered that he was a soul body!
"No wonder Sister Qin doesn't care about me, it turns out that she can't hear or see me, but today's Sister Qin seems to be a little strange, this time is logically speaking, it happens to be the golden time of the hotel, and the door shouldn't be locked, right? No, I'll have to check it out."
Thinking of this, Zhang Hao stood up, and ran towards the door, when he walked to the door, Zhang Hao closed his eyes and walked out slowly, the door was empty, and it didn't stop Zhang Hao at all.
"Just what I thought"
Zhang Hao walked through the door and smiled proudly.
Zhang Hao rushed to Sister Qin's house non-stop, the door was not locked, but the door was not locked, for the current Zhang Hao, you are no different!
As soon as he entered the door, Zhang Hao turned his head back violently, closed his eyes tightly, and covered his eyes with both hands!
What did Zhang Hao see?
It turned out that Ruoqin was changing clothes.
At this moment, Zhang Hao is doing a fierce ideological struggle.
"It shouldn't matter if you take a look, right? No way! Let Sister Qin know that it's not okay to break my legs, just take a look at her and she won't find out! Still no! How embarrassing it would be if you found out! Afraid of what? She can't see herself now anyway. β
In the end, it was Zhang Hao's desire that triumphed over reason.
"That's right! Anyway, I can't see myself, it doesn't matter if I look twice! β
Zhang Hao put down his hands covering his eyes, slowly opened his eyes, and turned his head suddenly!
Then there is the shadow of Sister Qin! Zhang Hao regrets it, but God still favors Zhang Hao.
Just when Zhang Hao regretted it, the sound of running water came from the bathroom.
"In the shower?"
What a bright village! Just when Zhang Hao wanted to go to the bathroom, there was a knock on the door:
"Boom! Boom! Boom"
"Who!"
Ruoqin's voice came from the bathroom!
"Me! Gao pleasing to the eye"
Gao Shunyan, the son of Ruoqin's landlord, a standard rich second generation, has been pursuing Ruoqin for a long time, of course, it is just the kind of play.
"Wait a minute, it'll be right away"
Zhang Hao is so angry! You said that you won't come early or late, but come at this time, don't you want to get along with me, see how I clean you up!
After speaking, Zhang Hao walked out of the door, and just happened to hear Gao Shuaiyan talking to one of his attendants:
"Are you sure this thing works?"
Gao Shunyan asked the attendant with a bag of unknown things!
"Don't worry, young master, as long as she drinks this thing, no matter what chaste martyr she is, after ten minutes, she will become a **slut"
The attendant said with great certainty!
"Then you've experimented"
"Of course! How can the things prepared for the young master be sloppy, I just gave Xu Qing ...... yesterday"
Before the attendant's words were finished, he was hit on the head by Gao Shunyan:
"Holy! Xu Qing is my fiancΓ©e, you dare to cuckold me! β
"No, no! Young master, listen to me after I finish speaking, I'm talking about his dog. β
"Scared me! Don't gasp for breath when you talk in the future, go back to the car and wait for me."
The attendant covered his head and left aggrieved!
ZHANG Hao......