Chapter Twenty-Eight: Pirated Obscene Words (Push, Collect, Comment!) )
"Leaning on the dangerous building, the wind is fine, looking at the extreme spring sorrow, and the sky is gloomy.
In the afterglow of the grass-colored smoke, there is no one who will rely on his will.
I plan to get drunk with the madness, and I sing about the wine, and the strong music is tasteless.
I will not regret the wide clothes and untie them, and I will make people haggard for Yi. ”
"Liu Yong", a talented son of the Northern Song Dynasty who was likely to die in Wenrou Township in his previous life, Yang Yi felt that in a place like Chunxiangyuan, it was the right time to chant his poems.
Yang Yi was not a teacher or a cultural scholar in his previous life, at most he liked history, and of course he could not memorize too many poems. He was able to chant this song by Liu Yong's "Butterfly Loves Flowers, Leaning on the Dangerous Building", entirely because of the adapted last sentence "I will never regret the wide clothes and untie the belt", and I used to like to use this song to ridicule people on the Internet.
He didn't know that the last text of the word should be "The belt gradually widens and he will not regret it, and he will make people haggard for Yi." Liu Yong is expressing his lovesickness, and his body is getting thinner and thinner, and he will never be, it is a very sad and emotional lyric.
When Li Yugang heard the first half of the word, the shock in her heart was indescribable, she could hear how nostalgic and sad she was for the person she wanted in the words, and she unconsciously imagined in her mind that the beautiful woman was alone in the window tower, looking at the distant scene with a sad face, looking forward to the appearance of her sweetheart.
Who knew that the sentence "I will never regret the end of the day when the clothes are untied" immediately changed the taste of the whole poem, from a lovesick beauty to a prodigal son full of spring.
"Shameless! Shameless! Li Yu almost roared.
Yang Yi rubbed his temples in annoyance, why can't he still leave these two words?
Li Yu couldn't tell what he felt in his heart, such a good poem, but Yang Yi made it into a shameful obscene poem.
I don't know if it's because Yang Yi made a good poem, or because Li Yu was angry that a good poem was destroyed by Yang Yi, Li Yu blushed and pointed at Yang Yi, but after all, he didn't think of what to say to scold this prodigal son, and turned around and left.
Seeing this, Li Yan hurriedly asked Fang Bu to go out with the general, and he found that something was wrong with his sister.
"Boss, when will you be able to compose poetry?" Although Wang Feijiang couldn't hear the quality of the poem, reason told him that the poem should be very good.
The two of them looked at Yang Yi with wide eyes, and their expressions were no different from looking at monsters. Judging from their many years of experience in the land of wind and moon, as far as the poem written by Yang Yigang is taken out, I don't know how many Oiran girls in the capital are going to fall for it.
"Dongsheng should be about the same there." Yang Yi smiled and motioned for the two of them to quickly put on their clothes and prepare to leave, after all, this is not a word made by themselves, there is nothing to show off, in the previous life, it was called piracy, but it was a lawsuit.
While getting dressed, Li Yan asked suspiciously, "How do you know my sister?" He doesn't seem to like you very well. ”
Of course, Yang Yi wouldn't tell him that he had blackmailed his sister for a hundred taels of silver, and said with a smile: "Your precious sister doesn't disdain to deal with a fool like me." ”
There's no way to talk, and no fool would admit he's stupid so openly.
He, the legendary fool plague god righteous brother, has always been surprising himself, and it may be more accurate to say that he is frightened. He now wants to find the imperial doctor who diagnosed Yang Yi as an idiot back then, give him two big slaps, and then pull his collar and ask him: "Is this a fucking fool?" You're getting your brain gnawed by pigs, aren't you? ”
"China Embroidery" --- this is the name of the store that Yang Yi gave to the embroidery village, he thinks this name is good, charming, and domineering enough, which can reflect the grade of the embroidery village.
On the decoration, Yang Yi tried his best to recall the overview of some high-end exhibition halls in the previous life, although because of the limitations of science and technology, many things are not yet available, but it must also be five points of God.
As for this group of immature girls brought back from Chunxiangyuan, Liu Wenzheng and his wife were trained, starting with the basic understanding of embroidery paintings, and in the shortest possible time, they should understand the characteristics of the entire embroidery village of "China Embroidery" and understand the modern service concept conveyed by Yang Yi.
These little girls were still a little scared at first, after all, Yang Yi didn't look like people who were doing serious things, but with Liu Wenzheng and his wife taking care of them, their vigilance was quickly relaxed. When they learned about the treatment of the people in the embroidery village, they were still frightened one by one.
Five taels of silver a month, three dishes and one soup for three meals a day, living in the attic wing provided by Xiuzhuang, they don't have to work, they only need to follow Liu Wenzheng and his wife to learn knowledge, and other chores are free to be completed by special subordinates.
Where is this recruiting a subordinate, you must know that even the young lady of a large family may not have such treatment, let alone the prostitute of Chunxiangyuan. And Yang Yi also made it clear that if they didn't want to stay here, they could take the silver taels they deserved and leave at any time, and in the eyes of everyone in disbelief, Yang Yi threw all the deeds of sale for their redemption into the stove.
The deed of sale that changed the lives of these little girls burned to ashes in the raging fire, and they cried, crying very distressingly. What is unexpected is that none of these little girls chose to leave after crying, or, they don't know where they can go after leaving here, maybe it won't be long before they will be sent to Chunxiang Garden again, no one thinks that Yang Yi will take the silver to redeem them again.
Maybe the moment they sign that deed of sale, their lives will no longer belong to them, whether they have that paper or not.
Yang Yi didn't say much, since they chose to stay, it was a good thing, and he believed that they could regain their lives in "Chinese Embroidery".
The manpower matter is solved, just wait for all this to be ready, choose an auspicious day of the zodiac, and "China Embroidery" will hold a grand opening ceremony, in Yang Yi's words, the bigger the better.
After explaining the matter, the rest time was over, and Yang Yi and the others returned to Guozixue to continue their education.
The little white tiger "coffee cat" has been a little disobedient recently, perhaps because it is familiar with the terrain, and it can often be seen that it will run around the park with some illegal wild cats or wild dogs, and after those small animals come out of their territory, they will turn back and continue to squat in the rain pavilion to bask in the sun.
Yang Yi made a wooden nest for the "coffee cat", this guy never went to sleep, and still drilled into Yang Yi's bed all day long. Yang Yi had to bathe and brush it every day, otherwise he would have to wash the quilt every day.
Soon it will be the end of the month, and when it comes to the period agreed with the monk, Yang Yi rarely kicks the "coffee cat" recently, and also asks Chu Dongsheng to find more meat for it to eat, a tiger likes to eat melon seeds, probably because he has been following the monk for a long time, and there is nothing else to eat.