Chapter 5 I've taken off my pants That's it

Zhang San entered the inside, followed Li Si and the others were embarrassed to look around, Zhang San was just ......, just pretending to be curious and tiptoe up slightly to look around, this is just an open-air field surrounded by wooden boards, with tables, chairs and benches in it, and there is a high platform in the westernmost part, and there is nothing else. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhang San is a little strange, isn't it a hook bar, how is it different from the brothel he imagined, this place is more like a theater. Is that kind of dance? What's the point of that. I have already seen it at the temple fair in my hometown.

Zhang San didn't say much, everyone chose two tables close to the high platform and sat down, and Xiao Er immediately came up to hand over the bowl and pour water.

Zhang San and Li Si, as old nature, made seats facing the high platform. Zhang San was a little strange, and he was embarrassed to ask. Just follow everyone to the stage.

At this time, Xiao Er brought a plate of cooked broad beans to each table. Everyone eats and watches.

After a while, an old man appeared on the stage, came up and bowed to everyone, and said, "Thank you for coming today." Let's not talk much, first of all, please bring out our erhu Liu and play a small tune for everyone. ”

After saying that, he walked back to the backstage, Xiao Si moved a stool and put it on the stage, and an old man with an erhu came to the stage, adjusted two syllables, and began to pull up.

Zhang San was surprised, isn't this a hook column, how did you change the opera performance? Although the old man pulled well, it was completely different from what he imagined.

I've got my pants off, so you can show me this! Immediately dared to be disappointed.

Zhang San listened to the old man, fast and slow, the sound of horses barking and sheep barking for a while, he was not interested at all, he turned his head to look at the others, everyone was listening carefully, Zhang San thought about it, it seemed that he was thinking badly.

After the old man went down, an old man in a long coat came to the stage with a fan and said, "Today I will tell you about the old things of Duan Qianchao. It is said that during the great cause years, Sui Tianzi opened a department to take a scholar, and a Xiucai surnamed Zhang entered Beijing to take the exam, passed by Jiangzhou Road, and was infected with wind and cold~~~~~"

Zhang San watched the old man on the stage and said colorfully, it was nothing more than an old-fashioned story such as a scholar meeting a fox fairy. As an old member of the starting point, coupled with the influence of many ghost stories such as Liaozhai, he knew what he was going to say next after he finished the last sentence, and then everyone was fascinated by what he heard.

Zhang San suddenly felt that he had a melancholy feeling of "everyone is drunk and I am sober".

The old man had finished speaking, and it had been more than an hour since everyone came in. Everyone talked about the misery of the fox fairy and the negativity of Xiucai. When it comes to what it would be like if he was that show.

Zhang San was speechless for a while, such old-fashioned stories can move you, look at your appearance that you have never seen the world, come and give the uncle thirty wen each, and the uncle will tell you a hundred.

At this time, two people came on the stage, like a father and daughter, the old man was holding an erhu, and the woman and the old man gave a salute to the audience.

The girl spoke: "The little girl was originally a person from Suzhou, and she lived here as an artist. If the little woman's mouth is clumsy, if she can't sing well, please bear with the uncles. ”

Then the erhu sound remembered, Zhang San heard the sentence "The cicada is poignant, and it is late to Changting", and he knew that this was Liu Yong's "? >> What's that? Forgot about it for a while.

Zhang San recalled carefully, until the father and daughter left the scene after singing, Zhang San still couldn't remember what their names were.

At this time, Li Si sighed: "What a song "Yulin Bell" Liu Sanbian, this song reminds me of Xiaolan in Yicuilou, she must be reading my name painfully in the boudoir at this time." ”

An idler named Zhang Zhi on the side smiled and said, "Since the fourth brother misses Xiaolan, why don't you go to her at night." ”

Li Sizheng said: "Don't do it, Xiaolan has promised me to guard me like a jade, and when I save enough money, I will redeem her." ”

Zhang San suddenly felt ashamed, he was a person who had "gone to" college, and he didn't know as much as Li Si, well! It must be because he listens to it a lot, it must be! Listening to the story of Li Si and Xiaolan, he suddenly had a sense of superiority in IQ, Li Si would also believe this, look at everyone, he also had a strange expression, and everyone didn't believe it.

Zhang Zhi asked, "How much did the fourth brother save?" ”

Li Si's face turned red and said, "I want you to take care of it!" ”

Zhang Zhi had to say that on the stage, two Xiao Si carried a piano stand on the stage, a girl in white, about fifteen or sixteen years old, although she did not have a very good look, she was also six or seven points handsome, but she was a little fat. The woman walked up to the stage with a handful of zither in her arms, and said to the audience: "Little girl Yue, this is polite." ”

At this time, Zhong Popi immediately whispered: "It's her, I heard that Xiaoqu sang well, but I didn't expect people to be so beautiful." From time to time, lewd laughter came from the whisperer. Zhang San looked at them and felt that the aesthetics of the ancient people might be different from his own.

The woman knelt behind the piano stand, put the guzheng and began to play, and suddenly Zhang San felt a sound of mountains and flowing water. Let the originally somewhat impetuous heart be quiet, and people can't help but put down their minds and listen carefully.

After playing the song, the woman bowed again and retreated to the backstage.

Everyone asked the woman to perform on stage again, only to see two middle-aged uncles come out of the backstage with a curtain movement, and everyone suddenly lost interest.

At this time, two middle-aged men came to the stage, and one on the left came up and said: "Today we will perform a ventriloquist for everyone, and it is said that the old Wang family in the east of the village has raised a big rooster." "Talking and clucking, learning to crow. One on the right said: "There is a big fat goose in the old Li family in the west of this village. "As he spoke, he learned to call a goose.

Then there was a burst of chickens flying and dogs jumping, and they learned successively, chickens and geese barked, dogs barked, donkeys barked, adults talked, and children cried. Especially the part where the big rooster and the goose fight, the performance is vivid, the two perform ventriloquism while imitating the movements of the chicken and the goose to fight, if you don't see it with your own eyes, Zhang San really thinks that there is a chicken and a goose fighting.

Suddenly, Zhang San felt a little interesting.

Then a girl performed a bowl acrobatics. It also attracted a round of applause.

After the girl with the bowl stepped off the stage, the girl named Yue'e came up again with a pipa and said, "The little girl Yue'e will sing a piece to everyone and will enter the wine." ”

As he spoke, he played the pipa and sang: "You don't see it, the water of the Yellow River comes from the sky." ~~~”

It was the first time for Zhang San to hear someone sing ancient poems, and Zhang San had seen the poetry singing of "Yulin Bell" just now sung by the little girl. But it's pretty good.

A song will enter the wine, and Zhang Sanye's blood will be boiling, and he can't wait to sing the wine. But there is no wine here.

Just as Zhang San sighed, someone at the other table signaled, and Xiao Er began to send a pot of wine up. Zhang San looked at it and said, "I'm really good at doing business." Then he turned his head and looked around, and on the other tables, they all ordered some, dried fruits, pastries, drinks and so on, of course, there were also people like Zhang San who sat and watched with a pot of water.

Zhang San was immediately impressed by the business acumen of the ancients, and just now Zhang San was still thinking, why not make it into rows of benches here, that would not be able to do more people. Indeed, this is the truth.

The next show is training mice, Zhang San watched the man command the mouse, running up and down, which is also interesting.

Then there is history, talking about gods and monsters. Yue'e came up in the middle and sang a song, and it was noon in a blink of an eye, when the boss who came to the stage in the morning came out again and said: "Thank you for your support, and if you have a favorite friend, you will come back in the afternoon." Thank you. ”

As soon as everyone heard the end, they began to leave. Zhang San wondered if it was time for lunch. But I suddenly remembered that it seems to be written in the novel that the ancients only ate two meals a day, so everyone wouldn't have to eat lunch.