Chapter 11: All snoring
When Si Xunlang of the Marshal's Mansion rushed to the station of the Xiao Cavalry Battalion to serve the nuclear military order, except for a few scouts and sentries on duty on the periphery of the station, the Xiao Cavalry Battalion was dead silent, and from time to time there was a snoring sound that shook the sky.
Si Xunlang frowned, rushed into Li Siye's tent, and saw Li Siye and the two generals lying on the ground on all fours, sleeping soundly.
Si Xunlang was furious, this is worth it! The whole battalion was sleeping in broad daylight, and it seemed that the problem of discipline in the troops had to be grasped.
"General Lee! General Lee! Li Siye! Si Xunlang shouted three times in a row, and Li Siye opened his sleepy eyes, and after looking at it for a long time, he found that it was Si Xunlang of the Marshal's Mansion, and said with a smile: "Oh, it turned out to be Si Xunlangzhong, sit down." ”
Si Xunlang relied on being a member of the Shuai Mansion, and he didn't give Li Siye face, so he snorted coldly: "General Li Zhen is at ease!" The marshal asked you to atone for the crime, and take the general's ditch within three days, you are good, take the lead in sleeping in broad daylight! Look at your riding camp, are there any living people? The whole sleeps like a dead pig! I see how you give the marshal an account! ”
Li Siye is also a temperamental person, thinking that if you talk well, then I will entertain you well, and a high-end working meal is indispensable.
But if you have a bad attitude, hehe, then Lao Tzu really doesn't care.
So he didn't bother to pay attention to Na Si Xunlang, and pointed to the corner of the military tent, "Isn't that An Qinglong?" I was captured alive! ”
Si Xunlang looked at the corner of the military tent, and sure enough, there was a person with a big tie of flowers who was snoring.
This is An Qinglong? An Lushan's eldest nephew? The commander of the rebels in the general ditch?
Where would Si Xunlang believe that he could capture An Qinglong alive with a good night's sleep?
So he sneered: "General Li Zhen had better not joke, could it be that you caught An Qinglong in your dream?" Military law is not child's play! ”
"That Lang Zhong asked him himself," Li Siye waved his hand impatiently, closed his eyes, and continued to meet Zhou Gong.
Si Xunlang was stunned, "General Li Zhen?" General Lee? ”
Li Siye had already snored.
Si Xunlang had no choice but to run over and wake up An Qinglong, who was asleep, "Are you An Qinglong?" ”
An Qinglong was sleeping soundly, he was dreaming that he and the enchanting concubine were upside down, making a big fuss, who would have thought that his dream would be interrupted before he handed in his homework.
An Qinglong looked at Si Xunlang in a daze for a long time, and shouted: "If you want to kill, you have to wait for grandpa to wake up!" Saliva sprayed Si Xunlang's face, and after speaking, he closed his eyes and continued to snore.
This? The enemy and our army are still dozing, and this battle is over?
Si Xunlang felt that his IQ was not enough, and he regretted that he was not obedient when his mother asked him to eat more walnuts.
At this time, the adjutant of the cavalry battalion lifted the curtain and walked into the military tent.
He had been sleeping when he received a report from the scout that someone had been sent into the camp, so the adjutant hurried over.
Si Xunlang finally saw the living.
The adjutant enthusiastically pulled Si Xunlang into his tent, and as he spoke, he gestured in his hand, describing the strategic planning and battle process in detail, and then the two rode their horses to the general's ditch.
When Si Xunlang saw that the banners were all Tang Dynasty symbols, he finally believed that the Xiaocai Battalion had taken the general's ditch, exchanged greetings with the adjutant, and then rushed back to the headquarters to resume his life.
The day was easy for the fireheads, because the whole camp was sleeping, and no one was eating.
So a group of fireheads surrounded Chen Wenzhou and asked questions, and they all knew that Chen Wenzhou had been invited by Li Siye to be a staff officer.
Hao Tingyu supported Chen Wenzhou's eyelids with his fingers, held Chen Wenzhou's back with his palm, and the fireman carried Chen Wenzhou's hair.
In the end, Hao Tingyu, the supreme chief executive of the Huotou Brigade, unanimously demanded that Chen Wenzhou, on behalf of all colleagues of the Huotou Brigade, unanimously ask Chen Wenzhou: In the future, while conscientiously picking and washing vegetables, it is also necessary to strengthen the study of military theoretical knowledge, temper the strategic and tactical command ability, and make suggestions and hard work for the military construction of the Xiaocai Battalion.
Chen Wenzhou solemnly stated in his sleep that he was willing to accept the test of the masses and the organization.
In the early morning, the general's ditch was occupied, and in the afternoon, the sentry officer of the cavalry battalion came to the fire head team again.
This is the third time the sentinel has been here, and this time Chen Wenzhou continues his trademark move: sitting on the iconic small bench with the iconic basket of Chinese cabbage in front of him, while he picks vegetables.
The sentry officer has a new experience every time, and every time he has a new harvest, this time he is more polite, walked up to Chen Wenzhou, and arched his hand and said: "Brother Wenzhou, the general is invited!" ”
Chen Wenzhou nodded, put down the work in his hand, gave Hao Tingyu a verbal false note, and left the fire team.
The sentry officer brought the horse and helped Chen Wenzhou onto the horse, and then jumped on the horse himself and led the way in front.
Hao Tingyu asked the palm to bring a pack of buns and handed it to Chen Wenzhou: "You will sleep when you come back in the morning, you haven't eaten yet, bring it." ”
Chen Wenzhou held the bun in his arms, and then went with the sentry in a daze.
Behind him, Hao Tingyu waved his hand and shouted: "Don't forget to steal some Gaochang wine and come back!" ”
Chen Wenzhou almost fell off the horse, thinking that this is not for me to dig into the corner of socialism.
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Li Siye is in a good mood today, he has just returned from the headquarters.
After explaining the entire battle process to Guo Ziyi in detail, Guo Ziyi, who had been a soldier for many years, couldn't help but applaud and praised the Xiaocai Battalion as a loyal revolutionary contingent that could withstand setbacks and failures, and stood up from wherever it fell, and lived up to the expectations of the central court and the organization.
Lao Guo asked Si Xunlang to record a four-turn military exploit for the Xiao Cavalry Battalion.
Guo Ziyi asked Li Siye if he had any requirements, and Li Siye finally asked Guo Ziyi for two pots of Gaochang wine.
Li Siye knew that this was the real good thing, and it was many times stronger than his Gaochang wine, which was measured in barrels.
Li Siye, Chen Wenzhou, the adjutant, and two generals sat on the ground, with mutton and wine in the middle.
Chen Wenzhou was very dissatisfied with Li Siye's approach, which is typical of not cutting off the small tail of capitalism, and the problem of work style is very serious, and the building of a clean and honest government brooks no delay.
In order to supervise and correct Li Siye's practice, Chen Wenzhou decided to sit down and have a drink, because such serious matters must be sat down and talked slowly.
"This is what I specially came for you from Dashuai, I know that you kid is so good," Li Siye took the Gaochang wine that he had deceived from Guo Ziyi and handed it to Chen Wenzhou, "Wenzhou, I don't care about you today, you can drink hard, we will drink again when you have drunk enough." ”
"Brother Wen Zhou, over the years, if you want to talk about young people, I haven't admired anyone except our General Li, and today I am convinced!" The adjutant said sincerely, he had looked down on this firehead army full of cabbage smell before, and there was nothing else to say except for the rustic smell all over his body.
And now he has completely changed his impression of Chen Wenzhou. The combat method deployed by Chen Wenzhou was completely beyond the scope of their cognition, and the adjutant believed that even the ancients had probably never used this novel method of warfare.
"Eh, don't exalt me like this, let's not engage in personality cults and specializations," Chen Wenzhou said modestly as he lifted the lid of the flask and sniffed it.
Don't engage in personality cults and specializations?
Then there are two pots of Gaochang wine, what do you mean by mentioning a pot and carrying a pot? Looking at Chen Wenzhou's appearance as a drunkard, several people laughed.