Chapter 1691: His Majesty Li Er's Surprise (I)
The old fellows blew up, and when they found out about this fact, they all blew up, snatched the spears and spears from the guards, and beckoned to the boat.
A quarter of an hour later, the poor tin boat was stabbed by the old goods, and disappeared into the bottom river with a series of blisters, turning it into a piece of garbage that needed to be toiled by the water overseers.
But who cares about it now, after proving that the ship is indeed made of iron, the old fellows are all a little stupid.
Those who thought they had read more were gathered around to discuss why iron could float on the water, while those who had read less thought that it was a demon law, otherwise it would be impossible for the iron boat to float on the water.
His Majesty Li Er was smarter, and called Di Renjie and Tang Xiaowu to his side and asked, "You two tell me, what's going on." ”
"Your Majesty, in fact, this is very simple, it is buoyancy......"
"Stop, needless to say, pick something simple." Li Er saw Di Renjie pull out the frame to tell the story, and hurriedly waved his hand.
"Oh. Then let Fifth Uncle Tang say it. Di Renjie didn't find the opportunity to show, and was a little depressed, and stepped aside aggrieved.
And Tang Xiaowu seemed to have found a life-saving opportunity, squatting beside Lao Li happily and began to talk in the vernacular, starting from the selection of steel materials, until the completion of the ship, as if the entire ship was built by him.
Finally, Tang Jian couldn't listen anymore, and kicked Tang Shanzhi's ass with a black face: "Get out of the way, what are you talking about, when will you be able to lift the hammer!" ”
"No, Father, I ......"
"What are you, go back to duty for the old man, and come home at night to get the family law." Tang Jian didn't give Xiao Tang a chance to explain at all, his eyes widened, and he had the intention of slapping him if he dared to say more.
"Yes, son, child, let's go. That's it. Xiao Tang shrank his neck when he was scolded, gave Lao Li a salute, turned around and ran towards the restaurant.
After all, his wife is still waiting for him over there, and this can't be lost.
And after Xiao Tang left, Tang Jian immediately changed his face, straightened his chest, raised his head, raised his neck high, and said in a posture that would pour water into his nose when it rained: "Who just said that if the boat was really iron, it would eat the boat?" Why can't the old man remember, but which colleague remembers! ”
"Old thing, I warn you not to get an inch, although the ship is iron, but it was not invented by your son, what are you angry about." An old man hid in the crowd and didn't stand up, but everyone knew each other so well that they could tell who it was by their voices alone.
So Tang Jian smiled and said, "Cheng Lao, with your gong-like voice, do you really think you can hide yourself?" ”
Speaking of which, Cheng Yanjin naturally couldn't hide anymore, separated the few little old men standing in front of him, and said as he walked out: "Lao Tzu didn't hide, but I was afraid of squeezing them." ”
"Shameless puppeteer." A few little old men who had just been pushed aside scolded angrily.
I'm especially afraid of squeezing Lao Tzu, why don't you say it when you almost pushed Lao Tzu into the river when you just pushed someone.
However, how could Cheng Bingjin's face care about these few innocuous complaints, the big head shook his power as if he hadn't heard it, and said to Tang Jian with a pair of big teeth: "That boat was invented by Lao Tzu's son-in-law, and your son Liduo is also the executor, what kind of cow is your old boy here, don't be ashamed." ”
"You, you old horseman, you deceive people too much!" Although Tang Jian knew that Lao Cheng was shameless, he didn't expect that this product would be bottomless to such an extent, which can be called a distortion of human nature.
"Don't talk about those useless ones, the old man did just say that if the ship was iron, he would eat it, but now that it has sunk to the bottom, what do you want Lao Tzu to do? Can you dive and scoop it up? Such a dirty river, what you have soaked in it, do you eat? If you dare to eat it, Lao Tzu will scoop up the boat and eat it! ”
Speaking of the scoundrel Lao Cheng who was afraid of who would come, he went to the river with a pestle, God blocked and killed God, and Buddha blocked and killed Buddha.
Although Tang Jian fought countless foreign races, he had no way to deal with Lao Cheng's shamelessness, and even now he began to wonder if the ship just now was sunk by Lao Cheng.
His Majesty Li Er saw that everyone was almost making trouble, so he cleared his throat and said, "Okay, don't make any trouble, let's talk about it when we go back." ”
"Whoa!" After listening to Lao Li's arrangement, a group of people bowed their heads one after another, and the original banquet of monarchs and ministers was abandoned.
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Not to mention that the old men went back to their respective homes, but said that after His Majesty Li Er sent everyone away, You Xing was still unabated, and he got into the carriage and thought about where he was going next.
But after thinking about it for a long time, I found that there really seemed to be nowhere to go, and I was depressed when I saw a sign outside the car window, only to see that it read:
When you are short of money, it is your colleagues who can take out 500 yuan, relatives who can take out 200 yuan, brothers and sisters who can take out 50 yuan, and parents who can take out 50 yuan! But the only one who can come up with 5,000, 50,000 or even 500,000 is us-Datang Royal Bank!
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What the heck? Is this an advertisement? His Majesty Li Er looked at the sign outside with a smile and a smile, completely powerless to complain.
This was the first time he had seen such an interesting and reasonable advertisement, looking at the advertisement sign, His Majesty Li Er, who felt a little bored, seemed to have found the place he wanted to go, patted the old eunuch Fang beside him, and signaled to him.
The old eunuch seemed to be looking at the sign, and after giving Li Er's signal, he nodded knowingly, pushed open the window in front of the carriage, and muttered to Lin Songhai, who was catching the car.
The carriage that was aimlessly circling in circles began to turn and head in the direction of Dongshi, and in a short time, the carriage had already stopped in front of the gate of the Datang Royal Bank.
I saw that the Royal Bank at this time was very different from the past, and the scene of the former gate was replaced by a busy traffic, or rich merchants in gold and silver, or commoners in coarse linen clothes, and all kinds of people came in and out of it.
The rows of 'parking spaces' in front of the Royal Bank were obviously insufficient, and a large number of horse-drawn carriages had to be parked at the Treasure Pavilion opened by Changle opposite.
But even so, there are still a lot of horse-drawn carriages waiting on the side of the road, almost blocking the originally spacious road.
"Old Fang, when did it become so lively here?" With infinite surprise, His Majesty Li Er looked out the window and was a little speechless.
And the old eunuch Fang also looked at the scene outside the car window, and explained to Li Er in a low voice: "Your Majesty doesn't know, the current Royal Bank is not just opened, the merchants have realized the convenience of the bank, and deposited a large amount of money in it, and then exchanged it for a certificate of deposit, I heard that ......"
(End of chapter)