Chapter 015. Wonderful couplet

"Smack!"

A cloud board sounded, leisurely through the clouds, the dancing phoenix building instantly fell into silence, and on the middle of the cloud platform, several bright women appeared leisurely.

In the center sat a beautiful woman, dressed in a yellow gauze robe, with a hat on her face, a red diamond jade belt, and her slender fingers tactfully plucked the strings.

The melody is melodious, moving, and the strings are clear.

On the red carpet of the gimbal, there are two light dancing girls, with bare silky feet, Luo skirts, and splendid fluttering.

They have bells tied to their wrists and ankles, and when their jade feet are spinning, there will be a pleasant bell ringing, dancing to emotion, fragrant sweat, and intoxicating.

At the end of the song, the two dancing girls retreated one after another, and the woman who played the piano remained on the cloud platform, and it could be seen that it was different and mysterious, and it should be the top brand of Wufenglou - Lin Xian'er.

The woman was very calm, sitting motionless, very calm, after a while, the gag bustard came to the stage and said softly: "Our family Xian'er only sees people who are destined, I don't know who of you can get Xian'er's blue eyes?" ”

The son in the audience shook the folding fan in his hand and said slightly: "Then may I ask Aunt Han, what is fate?" ”

The old bustard looked at the wolf-like appearance of the people in the audience, and said with a leisurely smile: "It's very simple, passing the test is fate, I see that everyone is talented, so it's really boring to sit and watch the beauties, so I set up this competition stage, if any man who doesn't want to participate, the old lady doesn't stop, since you don't have such a bearing, there is no good luck with a beautiful woman, if you want to participate, please sit down!" ”

When everyone heard this, their anxious hearts could only settle down, and they couldn't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and looking at this posture, once they won the competition, they had the opportunity to get along with Miss Xian'er alone.

Thinking of this, their hearts felt hot, not to mention that it was just a small test, even if it was a mountain of swords and a sea of fire.

Lin Xian'er didn't take off the veil on her head from the beginning to the present, and at this moment, with the support of the two dancing girls just now, she went upstairs to watch.

The old bustard swept his eyes, and saw that everyone had already sat down, quietly, and couldn't help coughing lightly, this simple action attracted the attention of everyone present, and then continued:

"This competition is divided into three rounds, the first round: couplet, I am out of the upper link, everyone is out of the lower link, and finally Xian'er selects the person who advances!"

Two sons walked in between the words, each handsome, Zhao Yange found that the two seats in the front were empty, he took a sip of tea gently, his eyes narrowed into a slit and said: "Brother Su, who are those two people, it seems to be very good... Looks imposing? ”

Suning squinted at it, and said in a low voice: "The one in white is Chu Jianghe, and the rice mill in Wolong Town is opened by his family, and it is said that there is a lot of relationship behind it, and he is a eunuch."

The other is called Fan Yuxia, the young master of Yong'an Pawnshop, these two people are well-deserved gentlemen, bullying men and women all day long, like us people, they never take it seriously! ”

Zhao Yange realized, nodded, and said lightly: "Compared with the two of them and Zhang Dahu's family, who is richer?" ”

Suning thought to himself, didn't you ask knowingly, but he didn't get angry, and still said calmly: "Naturally, there is no Zhang Dahu family who is rich, but these Chu and Fan families can be regarded as the second echelon of Wolong Town, and they certainly have a sense of superiority compared to you and me!" ”

"They bully men and women, and the government doesn't care?"

"The sky is high here, the emperor is far away, who will care? What's more, the Chu Fan family has a backstage above the court, where does the county commander dare to offend, in this Wolong Town, the lowest level is the people, and this parent official is not much better! ”

Zhao Yange said impatiently: "In the final analysis, it is still relying on Lao Tzu's momentum to be so confident, if there is no good father, what are they?" ”

Sure enough, Daddy was passed down from ancient times!

Suning hurriedly pulled him, and said with a red face: "You be quiet, we can't talk nonsense about these words, if they are heard, it will cause unnecessary trouble!" ”

Zhao Yange sneered, speaking of this, she suddenly remembered one thing, since the rice shops in Wolong Town were all from his Chu family, the shopkeeper of the "Dangdang Rice Shop" closest to their house deliberately made things difficult for Zhao Yange's mother, in the final analysis, it was the old thing of the Chu family who was playing ghosts.

There is also the pawnshop of the Fan family, when the Zhao family fell, Zhao Yange's mother took away all the dowry, and the surname Fan pressed the price to the lowest, but if he wanted to redeem it, he had to spend more than five times the price, which was a profiteer.

He smiled suddenly, yes, since we met, let's settle the grudge together!

Seeing that the scene was comfortable, the old bustard hurriedly went out of Shanglian and said: "The world is splendid, and there are dragons and phoenixes in the land of wind and moon!" ”

Everyone cheered loudly, even Zhao Yange felt that the old bustard's pair of upper couplets was vivid, not only neatly fighting, but also praising the dancing phoenix building in a different way, this land of wind and moon, in Wolong Town, it should be the dancing phoenix building!

The old bustard was proud, such a literary word, of course, she didn't come up with it, thanks to Lin Xian'er upstairs, let's Xian'er, not only a beauty, but also a talented girl!

Suning is a poet idiot, he likes to read since he was a child, even if he is not good at writing articles, but this kind of small couplet naturally can't help him, he smiled leisurely, shook his head and said: "I'll come first: learn to sail on the sea, there is Yan Ruyu in the book!" ”

The voice of appreciation is coming again, most of the people who come here today are rich scholars, and when they hear someone praise a reader, they are praising themselves, how can they not be happy?

The old bustard nodded and threw a wink at Suning, but was avoided by Suning, who didn't appreciate it!

In the eyes of Chu Jianghe and Fan Yuxia, they are the corners here, how can they tolerate outsiders turning over the river and the sea.

Chu Jianghe stood up lightly and said freely: "The land is prosperous, if there is no hundred grains, there will be famine!" ”

Don't forget to praise your family's business as a couplet, your family only sells rice, so can you call it a hundred grains?

Fan Yuxia knew that there was a deep meaning hidden in Brother Jianghe's couplet, and he could hear a bit of it, and there was a hint of a smile on his face, so he naturally couldn't fall behind, "Commerce is connected to all worlds, and jewelry, calligraphy and painting are all money!" ”

"Good!" Screams abounded, Chu Jianghe was boasting about his rice shop, and Fan Yuxia was boasting about his pawnshop, you are one foot taller, and I am one foot taller!

Zhao Yange sneered, and said in a loud voice: "What a fart, just grab a lot of this kind of couplet!" ”

Everyone cast strange glances, thinking to themselves who do you think you are, the two sons of the pair just now have already been famous, and you dare to shout even a nameless boy?

"Since Childe is right, why don't you say it?" Seeing that the smell of gunpowder was getting stronger, the old bustard said with oil and vinegar.

Zhao Yange was complacent, shook his head and said: "The rivers are overflowing, and there have always been many fish and shrimp in the water!" ”

Everyone was a little stunned, only Suning suddenly realized the deep meaning, the flooding of the rivers is scolding Chu Jianghe for not learning and not knowing, fish and shrimp in the water, homophonic royal majesty, saying that two people fox friends and dog friends complement each other!

Pun intended!

Suning's face turned blue in an instant!