Chapter 104: The Ideal is Plump, the Reality Is Relentless!

Anyone who has read Shi Nai'an's "Water Margin" knows that the most beautiful and moving woman in this classical masterpiece is none other than the famous prostitute Li Shishi in Kyoto. How beautiful is this Qinglou woman who is famous in Bianliang, Beijing?

Qin Shaoyou, a famous lyricist who was one of the "Four Scholars of Sumen" in the Northern Song Dynasty, once wrote a poem entitled "Sheng Chazi" to praise Master Li: "The eyebrows of the distant mountains are long, and the waist and limbs of the thin willows are curling; Makeup stands up for the spring breeze, and a smile is less; When he returned to Fengcheng, he said that he was with Qinglou Road; Looking at Yingchuan flowers all over the world, it is not as good as a teacher. ”

People often use "sinking fish and geese" and "shy flowers and closing the moon" to describe the beauty of the four beauties of ancient China. However, the Northern Song Dynasty's graceful and suave Qin bachelor's sentence "Looking at Yingchuan flowers all over the world, it is not as good as the teacher" overshadowed this well-known and well-known four beauties.

Li Shishi is undoubtedly the most peculiar Qinglou woman among the ancient famous prostitutes. Because, she was not only Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, the emperor of the current dynasty, the "little three" raised outside the palace, but also the confidant of Zhou Bangyan, a talented man at that time.

It can be said that by the side of Master Li, it revolves not only around the official culture, but also around the culture of the rivers and lakes; It revolves around both elite culture and civilian culture.

Zhu Zilong's cheap father, Emperor Zhao Ji of the Great Song Dynasty, likes poetry, but his lyrics are very mediocre. As a representative of official culture, he abandoned military affairs and indulged in the warm fragrance of nephrite jade of Master Li.

Then the reuse of traitorous ministers, coupled with the multiple blessings of various wrong times, this absurd and corrupt emperor finally died on the way to the shameful captive. Of course, it also dragged down the entire Great Song Dynasty and went downhill from then on!

Master Li naturally did not dare to have the slightest antagonism towards the emperor of the current dynasty, although he did not refuse to come, but I am afraid that he was just "sharing a bed and dreaming differently" with him. The two sides are very affectionate on the surface, but I'm afraid there is really no real feeling.

It can be said that the probability of this kind of woman cheating is almost inevitable like the reincarnation of a super green tea.

Zhu Zilong is the son of the emperor, although the starting point of coming to the Great Sword today is not right. However, he didn't know that Master Li would be here in advance, so he still had a reason to have some moral supremacy and could catch women in bed.

At this moment, Zhu Zilong was struggling with whether to rush upstairs now, and shouted, you pair of dogs X men and women. I was thinking about who the female godmother upstairs would be?

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Among the men known to have been in close contact with Master Li, the emperor was not an exception. In addition to Qin Guan, it is Zhou Bangyan!

Zhou Bangyan, the word is beautiful, the number is halal, the wonderful interpretation of the rhythm, the work in the words, because of its beautiful words, the Beijing courtesans are all proud to sing his new words. When he first met Master Li, Zhou Bangyan felt that it was too late to see each other, so he wrote a poem "Magnolia" to describe his impression of Master Li:

"Lead Hua light new makeup, good charm, natural and vulgar. They know each other well, although they meet for the first time, they are familiar with each other. The smoke of the furnace is faint and the clouds are curvy, half-awake, and the fragrance is transparent. If you meet each other, if you are still wasted, your life is insufficient! ”

Master Li liked his literary talents, and was very happy to be close to him, and the relationship between the two was very close. You have the iron heart to bring the rhythm of a green hat to the emperor, and you really don't die!

Alas, women are like this, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and there are fewer examples of favoring the tiger mountains?

"Oh, I almost forgot, there's another guy, the prodigal son Yanqing. Hemp, I hate men who are more handsome than me! Zhu Zilong's face darkened, and he muttered to himself again.

Compared with Zhao Ji of Song Huizong, as well as Qin Shaoyou, Zhou Bangyan and others, the prodigal son Yanqing was the representative of the lowest class of people at that time.

Although he is the servant of Lu Junyi, a member of the Daimyo Mansion, he is dressed in thorns, "he can blow and play, sing and dance, dismantle the white words, and continue to be hemp, nothing can't be, nothing can't"!

In the words of modern people, this product is Andy Lau of the Song Dynasty, or the work of Lu XX.

It stands to reason that it shouldn't appear now, even Song Jiang hasn't gone to Liangshan yet!

Alas, it's nerve-wracking. There are too many men who may be female, and it may even be the duck king Ximenqing, after all, he is also here today.

Thinking about it, Zhu Zilong felt that he really preferred the man above, because of the butterfly effect, Yanqing who came in advance!

Because, Yan Qing has dealt with Master Li several times in history. The dialogue is decent and natural, but he can not fall into the love network and not spend a good night with Master Li. It's not that Yan Qing doesn't understand the amorous, if he doesn't understand the amorous, he will live up to the name of the wanderer. It's just that he has always known how to measure and advance and retreat!

I think that Master Li later teased him and said: "The young man is worth the crown of the green building, and the jade appearance is rare in the world." Wancheng was wise at that time, why worry about the strong man not bowing his head? ”

Yan Qing could not take off his pants, and Zhu Zilong felt relieved for a while, relieved that the emperor's father's hat was guaranteed not to change color.

On the other hand, if it is Qin Shaoyou, Zhou Bangyan and others now, they can't take off their pants Zhu Zilong doesn't know. However, only the inside of Master Li's mouth, chest, and small hands could not be clean.

And if it is the duck king Ximen Qing on it, Zhu Zilong Jue, it is necessary for him to mention the pig killing knife before going up. Not a second late!

Otherwise, his cheap dad is not as simple as being green. The tradition of the Duck King is that he has always accepted women first, then embezzled property, and even came out with a new prince, saying that it was the emperor's.

Then, call Zhu Zilong the second brother, then it will be a cheat.

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"No, you can't sit still. Butler Jin, you go first! At the critical moment, Zhu Zilong made a quick decision and threw out the trump card temporary worker.

If there is any problem afterwards, the golden housekeeper of a cloth coat will retire early. After a few months, the recruitment came back. God doesn't know the ghosts, and it's a good move that the sky is not afraid of, and the earth is not afraid!

This trick, in the modern 21st century of later generations, the relevant departments of my big X day X dynasty have always played a very 66 game.

Zhu Zilong has nothing else now, only Qian and Ma Zai are poor.

Butler Jin was also conscious, and after nodding heavily, he pretended to be drunk. Before the proprietress of the Qinglou came down, she rushed upstairs while getting drunk and punching.

The speed is so fast, the posture is so beautiful, it's like a real drunken boxer. Let Zhu Zilong sigh to himself!

Zhu Zilong silently gave Steward Jin ninety-nine praises in his heart.

"Well done, Steward Kim. Looking back, I will give you a promotion and a salary increase, match a BMW and a beautiful secretary, marry Bai Fumei, become a CEO, and walk to the peak of life from then on! At this moment, Zhu Zilong thought secretly in his heart.

It's just that the ideal is full, and the reality is ruthless.

Just the next minute when Steward Jin rushed to the third floor, a woman's scream and a man's roar came from Master Li's room.

Immediately after that, a huge black shadow flew out of the room on the third floor and fell straight down to the first floor.

It's too late, it's too late.

Zhu Zilongtianyan took a closer look, and his frightened soul was so frightened that he instinctively blurted out: "Shan Fat, don't!" ”

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