Chapter 15: Telling the Story (2)
"Yes, master." Kong Hesi said: "This morning, Master asked me to buy some dry food, I walked two streets except the inn, and saw a white rabbit on the side of the street very cute, so I followed, and the rabbit jumped into the back alley. I tried to touch it, but the rabbit was so fast that I couldn't catch up no matter how much I ran, so I called out my mount and chased after it, but I still couldn't catch up. ”
The Haiyun Palace Master said: "How can an ordinary rabbit be so fast, it must be a summoning beast." ”
Kong Hesi said: "What the master said is right, the apprentice knows that it is a summoning beast, but the apprentice wants to see who can summon such a rabbit." After chasing out Erlidi, a black-robed Taoist appeared in front of him, and the rabbit disappeared with a roll of his sleeve. ”
She said with a surprised expression, "I asked, 'May I ask the chief, is this rabbit your summoned beast?' He said you want to learn? I said I wanted to learn. Then he said, 'Look at your beautiful face, look lovely, just kowtow three times, call me master, and I will teach you.' I said, 'It's okay to kowtow, but I can't call you a master, because I already have a master.' He said, 'It's okay not to worship me as a teacher, but it's ......okay to sleep with me.'"
"That's it!" The master of Haiyun Palace interrupted: "You don't need to say every word, just tell the general story!" I thought: "This is so simple, obviously the other party is deliberately finding fault, and he answers seriously." I don't know how many more things will be said later that shouldn't be said in public. ”
"Yes, master." Kong Hesi continued: "The disciple has heard that the wind is righteous and evil is the way of evil demons, and when he saw that the more he talked, the more unreliable he became, and he really didn't look like a good person, so he turned around and walked away. Who knew that he was riding a big green-haired mouse in front of me, so scary. ”
She looked horrified and said, "I said, 'Get out of the way, if my master and sister know that you are so rude, they will definitely beat you to the ground.'" He laughed and said: 'Don't you know that water grows wood?' The more you Crystal Palace beauties beat me, the happier I am. Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, if you don't believe it, you can hit me and give it a try. ’”
The Haiyun Palace Lord frowned and said, "Shameless fanatic." You continue. ”
Kong Hesi continued: "I said: 'Since beating is scolding and love, and I don't want to love you, why should I beat you?' He said: 'If you don't make a move, I'll strike you first.' I said, 'No, it's love, how can you fall in love with me......'"
Seeing that the more he talked, the more boundless he became, he scolded: "Don't say it! ”
At this time, Brother Wolf of Wan Qi Villa and another disciple of Wan Qi Villa couldn't help but laugh "haha".
Seeing that someone was laughing at him, the master of Haiyun Palace immediately waved his ribbon and hit it with two golden harpoon spell runes, and the two people of Wan Qi Villa couldn't dodge and were directly hit, and the physical strength in the yellow crystal was immediately reduced by more than half, although they were not beaten down, they also jumped.
Wan Qisheng saw his son and the doorman being beaten and shouted: "You can't laugh twice, you are too domineering!" ”
The Haiyun Palace Lord scolded: "A group of men laughed at a weak woman and said that I was domineering? Whoever laughs again, I'll hit whomever I want. ”
Wan Qisheng sneered, and the Haiyun Palace Lord Ribbon waved a golden harpoon and flew towards Wan Qisheng.
Wan Qisheng had already prepared and summoned a Dang Kang to block the golden harpoon.
Seeing that the Haiyun Palace Lord was about to make another move, Brother Ouyang immediately said: "Two distinguished guests, now is not the time to fight, it is imperative to find out what happened to Kong He Sixian's niece first!" ”
When the Haiyun Palace Master heard that this was indeed the case, he took the spell and said to Kong Hesi: "You go on, pick the important ones, don't say anything that you love or not!" ”
Kong Hesi continued: "I was afraid that the wind would hit me with runes, so I had to escape from the lotus mount runes. However, his green-haired mouse mount was faster, and in a moment he caught up with me and stood in front of me, and I turned back and ran, but he still caught up and stopped me. When I saw a river beside me, I flew across it on a lotus flower, and his green-haired mouse could not cross the water, so he went around the bridge near me and chased me. He couldn't catch up for a while, and I ran farther and farther away, to a wilderness, and I looked back and saw that the wind was gone. ”
Hearing that there was silence here, anyone with a little experience in the rivers and lakes knows that the story will not end like this.
Kong Hesi's eyes flashed with a frightened look, and said: "I thought that Feng Zheng and Evil hadn't caught up with me, so I looked for the direction to find the master and senior sister, who knew that as soon as I turned around, he was standing in front of me, if I hadn't collected the Fa soon, I would have bumped into him." He smirked and said I found a good place on my own. Before I could figure out what I was going to say that this wilderness was a good place, he called me with runes. My lotus mount blocked the spell but was scattered. ”
"Shameless villain, the master will definitely seek justice for you!" Haiyun said.
Kong Hesi said again: "I can't care about anything under the fear, I can't care about 'fighting is a kiss', summoning a giant claw crab to block between me and him, he also summoned a small crab, only the crab claw of my giant claw crab is big, he said: 'Your crab is a female crab, and it is useless to touch my male crab. I don't believe it, I think my giant claw crab is much bigger and much stronger, and who knows that in one turn his little crab will break my giant claw crab into shape. His little crab continued, and I hurriedly used the physical crystal shield to resist, but his little crab did not hit me, but instead cut the rope of my cloak with the crab claw, I didn't notice that the cloak was cut and fell to the ground. ”
When the Haiyun Palace Master heard that the cloak fell to the ground like this, it was not what everyone thought before, and he was a little relieved.
Kong Hesi continued: "I summoned a mackerel, but he put away the little crab and summoned a carp and said, 'Your fish is female, my fish is male, I will restrain you in the same way, believe it or not.'" I only knew the five elements of the five elements, and I had never heard of the male and female, so naturally I didn't believe it, but in one round my mackerel was scattered again, and his carp swept it with its tail, and cut a cut in my clothes. Then he said, pointing to a cut in his shirt above his chest.
The Haiyun Palace Master had already seen the opening on Kong Hesi's clothes, but fortunately, there were still clothes inside, and her body was not exposed, but when she said this, she focused the eyes of this group of people on her chest.
The main cuff of Haiyun Palace danced, immediately helped her block it, and then swept it around fiercely with his gaze.
Many people understood the intention of the Haiyun Palace Master and took their eyes away from the sensitive parts.
The Haiyun Palace Lord said to Kong Hesi in a commanding tone: "Don't point to the openings on your clothes, just talk about it simply." ”
Kong Hesi nodded and said, "I summoned a blue-ringed octopus again, but he summoned a spider with white patterns, and said, 'My spider is male, your octopus is female, and I will restrain you as well.'" I was amused and I said, 'You don't have common sense, they all have eight legs, but they're not the same thing.' He said: 'It doesn't matter, as long as it's a male or a female, it's a female.' And then his spider really broke up my blue-ringed octopus, and the spider swept another sweep on my leg and a sweep on my pants. ”
Kong Hesi listened to the master's order and was not allowed to point to the opening on his clothes, so he didn't use his finger to point to a gap on his thigh pants, but when he heard her say this, others would naturally find a place to look.
Seeing this, the Haiyun Palace Lord waved his hand and turned into a long skirt on Kong Hesi's body, blocking all the places on Kong Hesi's body, and then said, "Let's put it simply. ”