Chapter 7: Stealing Your Own Wife
"Huh? You talk about it. ”
Yang Bin's eyes lit up, he put down his chopsticks, and he felt a little bright in his heart. At the same time, he praised Su Tong even more in his heart: "This brother-in-law is like him, very cute!" ”
And after listening to Yang Bin's words, Su Tong walked to the door with his little short legs, looked out with a probe, and then his big black and white eyes purred, and said mysteriously: "Brother-in-law, I know where my sister's private money is hidden, she is hidden on the top of the camphor wood cabinet in front of her bed, and I will lead the bell out when I turn around, you secretly take a ingot, don't take too much, my sister will definitely not be able to see it." ”
"Steal! …… This, this, this bad idea! ”
Yang Bin was dumbfounded, he never expected that the attention that Su Tong gave him was stealing! And it's two people who steal it together! This is a partnership with his wife and brother to steal his wife's money...... Wouldn't it make people laugh out of their big teeth when they said it!
Looking at Su Tong's white and chubby little face, Yang Bin's eyes widened more and more, and the more he looked at it, the more he felt that this brother-in-law was a talent.
"But this is an extraordinary time......"
Yang Lin pondered, he understood the current situation, in addition to having to have silver to turn over as a serf and not sing, in addition, Yang Bin felt the family's attitude towards him, it was really hard to say when he would be swept away, and he had to make money as soon as possible, so as to avoid being on the streets in the future.
This family is just this kid!
"Why, brother-in-law, don't you dare? Are you also afraid of being beaten by my sister? ”
"I'll go, what I said, do I still have a bit of manly dignity!"
Looking at the faint contempt on Su Tongxiao's face, Yang Bin himself was an adventurous character, so he nodded fiercely and said, "Okay!"
"Ou! It turns out that you are really not afraid of my sister, what a good job! ”
"That is, how can a man be afraid of a woman!" finally got a thumbs up at the Su family, and Yang Bin was a little proud.
"Okay, I'll take you there, and you have to buy me some halva after taking the money."
"Okay, buy it for you, I'm going to make a fortune and I will buy it for you every day."
"Really, brother-in-law, what business are you going to do? You can eat a big fat man in one bite! ”
While walking, hearing Su Tong's question, Yang Bin was stunned for a moment, he tossed over and over last night, struggling with the problem of cost, as for what to do, he was just thinking in general.
As for how to get rich quickly with a small one, he didn't think about it at all!
Therefore, after listening to Su Tong's words, he couldn't help but think: "Yes! What kind of business are you doing? After all, Su Tong meant to take only one ingot of silver, and this ingot of silver was about ten taels! With such a little silver, what business can I do to make a million profits and eat a big fat man in one bite? ”
And at this moment, the computer screen in his head appeared again, and the Sogou column read: How did modern people eat a big fat man in one bite in ancient times?
Yang Bin was thinking about it, the computer screen in his brain reappeared, and a question appeared in the Sogou column: How did modern people use small and big in ancient times to eat a big fat man in one bite? !
Immediately after the page drawing, the answer appeared:
Sogou asked: Hahaha, this is impossible, unless it is a **!
Second floor: I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, things have to develop slowly.
3rd Floor: Let's eat baking powder!
……
Baidu: Break your word and get fat!
……
"I'll go, what an answer to this! All of them are pig brains! ”
After reading these answers, Yang Bin couldn't laugh or cry.
"Brother-in-law, what kind of business are you going to do?"
Seeing that Yang Bin didn't answer for a long time, Su Tong asked again, and a look of vigilance appeared in his big black and white eyes.
"Pig ......"
At this time, Yang Bin's mind was like a comet......
"I remember a post on the Internet that said that the ancient scholar class did not eat pork because of pig offal, but only beef and mutton. Pigs are eaten by the common people, so if they are made into pig's head meat......"
Thinking of this, Yang Bin's eyes lit up: It's good for ordinary people to have meat to eat, where can they take care of the taste and color!
"So I guess there shouldn't be anyone selling pig's head meat on the street, I'll try it!"
Thinking of this, Yang Bin said tentatively: "I want to sell pig's head meat."
"Pig's head?! There are only pork sellers on this street, but how can anyone sell pig's head meat? Su Tong said with a small face raised sideways as he walked.
"It seems that there is no such thing as making pork head!"
Yang Bin was ecstatic when he heard this, and said to Su Tong with a little excitement: "The pig's head meat is delicious, I'll make it for you when I go back!"
"Really...... Uh-huh, you hide here first, and when I lure the bell away, you can go in, but don't take more! After taking you, go to the back door and wait for me, just west of your room. ”
In order to facilitate entry and exit in the courtyard of the newlywed building, there are two round arches in the east and west, and when they arrived at the west gate, Su Tong stopped and instructed Yang Bin.
"Hmm."
Yang Bin nodded lightly and hid behind the wall. And Su Tong trotted in.
"This brother-in-law is a man of action! Just steal like this, hey! If you make money, pay it back as soon as possible......"
Yang Bin was thinking about it, when the crisp sound of the bell sounded in his ears: "Young master, I don't dare to take you out to play, if you want to go out, you have to talk to the young lady."
"This kid! No wonder I was waiting for him at the back door! There are a lot of ...... eyes."
At this moment, Yang Bin heard a burst of hurried footsteps, quietly looked in, and only saw the green back of the bell......
Yang Bin quietly went upstairs, red paper pasted on the window, red gauze curtain, red pairs, red tooth beds, and there was a fragrance like blue musk deer wafting in the room, and the joy of the newlywed was still not fading.
"People's newlyweds spend the Spring Festival in the hibiscus tent, and I sleep in the firewood room on the wedding night!"
Laughing at himself, Yang Bin walked to the head of the red tooth bed, there was a tall camphor wood box in front of the bed, exuding a fresh smell of camphor, and there was a small wooden box with vermilion lacquer on it, and the brass lock was open. Yang Bin opened it and saw that there were more than a dozen ingots of silver lined up inside.
"This kid, the information is quite accurate!"
He reached out and took a minot......
Covering the trees all the way, running to the back door, Yang Bin felt that something was wrong the more he walked: "This box is not locked, it seems that it is often in and out, if this is discovered, check it...... I'll go, this newlywed day after stealing his wife, and being laughed at when he spreads out! If this is discovered, will it be swept away immediately? Will this kid cheat me?! No, it looks like you're very simple-minded! I was so deluded that I listened to a child! But this can't be called stealing, after all, it's with my brother-in-law, and it can only be called to take, if it's discovered...... Lay ...... on that kid."
Walking all the way, worrying all the way, turning a corridor, the back door appeared in front of Yang Bin's eyes. But Yang Bin was stunned: the cheap wife led Su Tong and stood in front of the back door, with two maids beside her, one was a bell, the other was unknown, and there was a small maid with five big and three thick, with a long beard, looking like she was in her twenties and in her thirties.
"What's this, this, what's this? I'm really afraid that whatever I see, I'll come! It won't happen so soon, right?! ”
Being a thief, Yang Bin stopped, his eyes flickered, and his heart was even raised to his throat.